This week it was Nisha Nazim aka @NishaNazim all the way from India who agreed to co-host my game…
“Known to be a music junkie with a passion for singing. Bookish and I always follow my gut instinct. Just another Grammar Enthusiast who loves soccer… “
Although i also found out she has a You Tube channel you should all take a look at…
And once again, with a growing team calling themselves The Unnamed Ones and all of you, it became a super fun game with way too many good tweets to share them all here.
For the most part this community really is embracing the family nature of this game and even on occasion when i tune someone for a particularly harsh tweet the response has more often than not been gracious and kind. So let’s keep on. Also i always know that when you reach for FUNNY and CLEVER or MISDIRECTIONAL and RANDOM that your tweets are at a much higher level than if you went gutter. The proof is in the F.L.O.P. list…
Surprisingly – because of the competition of important Hashtags jockeying for position – we did not Trend this week although there were still thousands of tweets to slowly work my way through. You certainly seemed to have a lot of fun with it and we got these two incredible endorsements:
@BrettFishA You ROCKED it again! @AFrikkinHashtag is a MUST FOLLOW game for Hashtaggers! Endorsed by Bill Murray!??? pic.twitter.com/5tqhQsrURm
— Beware Of Dogma (@ellelljaytoo) April 20, 2016
@AFrikkinHashtag#YesItIspic.twitter.com/GSQxijlfkj
— Katt Funny (@KattFunny) April 22, 2016
It’s great to be Bill Murray endorsed, even if the man himself doesn’t know, and maybe one day he will inadvertently wander into one of our games and give it a few tweets… how about it Bill?
As per usual i started things off with some ideas of my own:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts Bruce Willis’ fading action career. With @BrettFishA and @NishaNazim
What good is a Hashtag game without some Nemesis banter:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts where @KeshaTedder has been hiding her Binksie suit.
Or some Monty Python love:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts a dead parrot. Passed on. Ceased to be. Bereft of life. Pushing up the daisies.
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts just my crocs.
And of course, who could forget this:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts your free copy of U2’s “Songs of Innocence” album hidden under there by Apple.
Then it was up to Nisha and she dove right in:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts Jumanji …. Let’s play 😛 pic.twitter.com/WYD90G4jZm
— NishBlack (@NishaNazim) April 20, 2016
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts me hiding from you…. Waiting for you to fall asleep so that I could draw on your face…
— NishBlack (@NishaNazim) April 20, 2016
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts a clown…. Have an awesome night 😉 pic.twitter.com/H0rmgcYZju
— NishBlack (@NishaNazim) April 20, 2016
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts Thor’s war hammer… Though it would have been better if it was Thor himself…
— NishBlack (@NishaNazim) April 20, 2016
But we all know that the only real reason you all head on down here is to see if you are a F.L.O.P. this week, so without further much ado about nothing, here is to the legends of last week’s game who really F.L.O.P.ped and thus were included on this week’s:
FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS [F.L.O.P.]
Zen the Unnamed got us going with a foolproof strategy:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts a jumbo box of raisins, to ensure that @BrettFishA is never under my bed. ???
— ☯ Zen Rand ☯ (@ZenRand) April 20, 2016
Fungus shared an ominious portent:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts a hungry Mogwai and it’s after midnight pic.twitter.com/NdXBUZoDJA
— Fungus the Bogeyman (@bigstevie1967) April 20, 2016
And a very specific profile:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts a vegan hipster with a nut allergy
— Fungus the Bogeyman (@bigstevie1967) April 20, 2016
Who freaked us out a little truth be told:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts an SUV ! pic.twitter.com/SnpY6hUlYo
— WhoBrannigan (@WhoBrannigan) April 20, 2016
While Peter went misdirectional with this one:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts healthy food!
— Peter Maes (@PeteMaes) April 20, 2016
Zen was back with the grandma police sirens in tow:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts the missing apostrophe from this hashtag.
— ☯ Zen Rand ☯ (@ZenRand) April 20, 2016
Wade was the first to THAT PLACE:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts Donald Trump’s hairball collection pic.twitter.com/mSdDN8iWoe
— wade howell (@WadeoTheBagMan) April 20, 2016
Whereas Ayesha made us feel old:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts those glow sticks from that rave you went to in ’99 going radioactive.
— Ayesha No (@Ayesha_No_) April 20, 2016
Who scored some Who points:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts just a helpful Ood.#DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/G9aXvwhbMM
— WhoBrannigan (@WhoBrannigan) April 20, 2016
And next week’s hostess [WHOOHOO!] gave us some insight into family life:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts …
My family because they have no boundaries! @AFrikkinHashtag
— Katt Funny (@KattFunny) April 20, 2016
View went a little nuts:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts just a squirrel! But he seems to have an agenda! pic.twitter.com/MTYpv9dVFG
— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) April 20, 2016
French Toast brought out the Nickelback love:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts Nickelback rehearsing.
— FrenchToast (@NachoPotatoe) April 20, 2016
This week’s hostess [WHOOHOO!] showed us what we can get ready for:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts slippers! Evil, diabolical slippers!
— Lisa Lemon (@mseric) April 20, 2016
Ross warned us that our optimism was misplaced:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts In your closet
— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) April 20, 2016
Sandra got real with us:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts All my unpaid bills.
— WhereIsSandra? (@ringgoldsandra) April 20, 2016
While Ben brought the harsh science:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts some fries from McDonald’s from years ago and I bet they’re still good to eat
— Bensworld (@Benie_ben) April 20, 2016
Our favourite Bunni went classical:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts a pea, Princess. 😉
— Bunniboila (@bunniboila) April 20, 2016
Craig brought the Python:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts the Spanish inquisition pic.twitter.com/2bNH4n8Qv0
— craig flynn (@craigflynn1) April 20, 2016
Geoffrey went a little dark:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts just Waldo pic.twitter.com/PCTdCTxWiy
— Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) April 20, 2016
While Larry [and countless others] went for the bunnies:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts the dust bunny police.
— Larry R. Oralls (@oralls04) April 20, 2016
Craig was Random [but related] with:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts just Hannibal Smith pic.twitter.com/zE2U812Ewj
— craig flynn (@craigflynn1) April 20, 2016
CG took it to a whole ‘nother level of existentialism with:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts The burden of parental expectation
— Constant Gardener (@CnstantGardener) April 20, 2016
Colleen was all over the place:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts me hiding from the monster in your closet.
— I LOVE U FOREVER (@ColleenWx3) April 20, 2016
Bunni was back with a real life horror:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts The tax man!! pic.twitter.com/7MkVkhIpAm
— Bunniboila (@bunniboila) April 20, 2016
Miss Pool brought out the truth we all experience:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts that guy who always hearts but never retweets.
— Miss Pool (@missP00L) April 20, 2016
Ivory Widow brought a tear:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts your hopes and dreams that fell to the floor and got kicked aside when you grew up.
— IvoryWidow (@IvoryWidow) April 20, 2016
My old Nemesis was her usual rude self:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts The 100 words used in this tag
— Kesha Tedder (@KeshaTedder) April 20, 2016
Which WAY too many of you liked and Retweeted by the way…
Ben brought the holidays:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts the Easter bunny waiting to hide all your chocolate
— Bensworld (@Benie_ben) April 20, 2016
Andy got a little creepy:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts
Doll parts. Mainly heads. Some torsos.
— Andy Thompson (@SweatyJester) April 20, 2016
Betty made usee of the confessional:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts My Members Only jacket, leg warmers and my horrible 1980’s fashion choices.
— Betty Ann Keener (@bettyannkeener) April 20, 2016
Silently brought the Force:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts the droids you’re looking for pic.twitter.com/9y7euozNC4
— silently waiting (@dee_vorced) April 20, 2016
Scott got real with Mr Cage:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts just the noisy, unrelenting disconsolate despairing of Nicholas Cage’s former acting aspirations
— Scott Stavrou (@WriteAwayEurope) April 20, 2016
As did Shasta with Mr Cameron:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts Kirk Cameron with free copies of his movie
— Shasta Ledbetter (@shasta881) April 20, 2016
Synna took the bunnies to a whole ‘nother level:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts a house meeting of all the dust bunnies plotting the new vacuum’s death.
— Synyster Sweets (@SynnaSlater) April 20, 2016
While also commenting on the Nickelback love:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts everyone’s tired, worn out Nickelback jokes.
— Synyster Sweets (@SynnaSlater) April 20, 2016
Ego Sum reminded us of former days:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts all the toys and outdoor equipment you owned before Youtube.
— Ego Sum Fortis (@HatedbyMorons) April 20, 2016
Yuri, a glimpse into the present:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts a calm realization that binge watching is the new normal for you.
— Yuri Logobard (@HashtagBard) April 20, 2016
Boomeramy let us into her secret:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts all of my credit card debt.
— Boomeramy (@boomeramyblogs) April 20, 2016
While Bunni was back with this strange find:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts your bath… nifty, (I guess?) ;D pic.twitter.com/3KDjRdNKDz
— Bunniboila (@bunniboila) April 20, 2016
And Marklemore [no relation] sent us on a trip down memory lane:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts Kevin pic.twitter.com/JCIOMbpF5J
— Marklemore (@SailorMonkey) April 20, 2016
Rogelio brought the pun of the game:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts just a sad Shaq…
— Rogelio Perea (@OilegorAerep) April 20, 2016
SO MANY GOOD TWEETS and many we couldn’t even add in here…
But this week the FIVE that stood out like a bunk bed on rollerblades were these winners:
[5] Next week’s hostess [WHOOHOO!] Katt got a lot of popularity for this one:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts …
The hide and seek champion of 1986@AFrikkinHashtag
— Katt Funny (@KattFunny) April 20, 2016
[4] And also appears for this gem:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts
Stacks of Gideon bibles
— Katt Funny (@KattFunny) April 20, 2016
[3] Oscar was just so completely out there with this one:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts Space Cat. pic.twitter.com/Zfb3mC6vm6
— Oscar Zoltano (@OscarZoltano) April 20, 2016
[2] HB came completely close with this winner…
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts literally, everything else. pic.twitter.com/7wpllcD6GY
— Hells Bells (@bblace) April 20, 2016
[1] But this week’s Absolute F.L.O.P. is Goldenheart for this craftsmanship:
#ThatsNotAMonsterUnderYourBedIts the Sleep Mechanic fixing your Dream Carburator.
— PervWithAHeartOfGold (@PervHeartOfGold) April 20, 2016
[The Canadian and American Grandma Police sent congratulations along with a note that read “carburetor” while the Commonwealth Grandma Police sent a “Jolly Ho” and a message that simply said “carburetter”]
HUGE THANKYOUS & SHOUTOUTS as always to everyone who played the game with a HUGE bonus round of applause [and bucket of cheerful banter] to some of you who set alarms for 3/4 and 5 ‘o clock in the morning just so you can play along – you are ALL very much appreciated!
We will be back this Wednesday with Lisa Taylor [@Mseric] as co-host followed by @KattFunny the following week so be ready for two amazing games…
Let’s keep the WIT in the Twitterer
As always, your host
Brett “Fish” Anderson
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