Getting your metaphor on?
With too many great tweets for #AModernDayMetaphor, this week’s game TOP TWEETS F.L.O.P. list had to be split up into two parts – catch yourself up with Part I over here and then keep reading for the continuation:
THE CONTINUED F.L.O.P. LIST OF TOP TWEETS FOR #AModernDayMetaphor
We will start part II off with this great one by Jack:
It's raining apps and blogs
#AModernDayMetaphor— Jack Doors (@Jack_Doors15) October 5, 2016
There are no strangers, only neighbors with WiFi you haven’t met yet #AModernDayMetaphor
— Mother Inferior (@Jeannierebecca) October 5, 2016
If you can’t beat’ em, write passive aggressive Facebook posts #AModernDayMetaphor
— Linsay (@novicehobbyist) October 5, 2016
I am but a kitchen hand, being screamed at by the Gordon Ramsey of your desires. #amoderndaymetaphor
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) October 5, 2016
“A meme is a terrible thing to waste!!!”#AModernDayMetaphor
— Albert A. Paul (@AlbertSui194) October 5, 2016
#AModernDayMetaphor You can’t teach old Internet Explorer new tricks
— Brando Calrissian (@sabastienfyrre) October 5, 2016
Time heals all wounds, but the Cloud/digital media doesn’t forget #AModernDayMetaphor
— Derrick B (@69Dwyze69) October 5, 2016
#AModernDayMetaphor I’m Just a Trekkie at a Star Wars Convention.
— Aimée Anderson (@therainbowheron) October 5, 2016
Loneliness is having only one twitter follower. Isolation is having a million. #AModernDayMetaphor
— David Riddle (@1davenation) October 5, 2016
Katt went there [ugh!]:
There's no point in crying over spilled pumpkin spice latte.
— Katt Funny (@KattFunny) October 5, 2016
Jess gave peas a chance:
We're like Two Peas in an IPod #AModernDayMetaphor
— Jessica Carberry (@Jessberrie) October 5, 2016
Derrick bridged the gap:
Knowledge is the best way to end up getting trolled #AModernDayMetaphor
— Derrick B (@69Dwyze69) October 5, 2016
Ross booked his spot:
#AModernDayMetaphor
Don't judge a Facebook by its cover pic.twitter.com/sPsRIXAExr— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) October 5, 2016
John shook the spear:
Shall I compare thee to free Wifi? Thou art more lovely and more reliable. #AModernDayMetaphor
— John Robb (@RealStirfryguy) October 5, 2016
Someone wrote a tweet for K Dawg:
#AModernDayMetaphor Love is a rollercoaster of Emojis
— Kerry Tedder (@KeshaTedder) October 5, 2016
Grego was all-inclusive:
That's the way the free range, fair trade, organic, gluten free cookie crumbles
— /grego (@Someguygrego) October 5, 2016
Diesel Farina smelt something was up:
"Where there's smoke, there's a Samsung Galaxy 7."
— DieselFarina (@DieselFarina) October 5, 2016
Dogma burnt our eyes:
#AModernDayMetaphor Ask not what your man knot is doing for you…but what can it do for your campus!🤔😑 @AFrikkinHashtag @mattrsays @veldlot pic.twitter.com/9u0OcwRcPc
— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) October 5, 2016
For Part II of this week’s F.L.O.P. we have a F.L.O.P. FOUR
The best of the best, which includes:
[4] John, who brought this brilliant imagery:
I am but a kitchen hand, being screamed at by the Gordon Ramsey of your desires. #amoderndaymetaphor
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) October 5, 2016
[3] David, who went super deep:
Loneliness is having only one twitter follower. Isolation is having a million. #AModernDayMetaphor
— David Riddle (@1davenation) October 5, 2016
[2] Bo Peep, who brought this punch to the nose:
A wise person once told me dont text something you wouldn't wanna see a screenshot of #AModernDayMetaphor
— Lil'Bo Peep (@CellusDaMenace) October 5, 2016
[1] But for me, this week’s number one was Ed O’Meara, who nailed it with this one:
In a nutshell, he'd be dead, because of his allergy.#AModernDayMetaphor
— Ed O'Meara (@edfomeara) October 5, 2016
THANK YOU EVERYBODY FOR PLAYING, to the Amazing Matt and Veldlot for their Co-Hostage and the @HashtagRoundup app for letting us hang out there – make sure you download this FREE app so that you can be informed of all the latest and greatest games.
Remember that AFrikkin Hashtag takes place every single Wednesday at 12 noon South African time which is 6am EDT and other times in other places.
From me, your host brettfish and the world’s most famous stuffed dolphin, No_bob [who doesn’t bob] goodbye and see you next time and i will leave you with this pic of a bunny on a surfboard.
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