Meghan Trainor sang, “If I was you, I’d wanna be me too” which got stuck in my head for a few weeks and inspired me to ask what you would do if you were me, or she, or them…
[The Story So Far: Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6am EDT] an inspired and growing number of brilliant, creative and absolutely fun people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…]
Every good game need a good co-host and this week it was Sambo aka @abtsag who was in the mix:
i generally like to invite people who have been playing AFH for a while to co-host with me and when someone’s tweets are constantly in the mix and on the F.L.O.P. Top Tweets list, then it’s usually not long before they get a call from me…
We sent out the invite:
And then a couple of example tweets:
#IfIWasYou i would diversify the voices that i invite to speak to me in terms of books, podcasts, movies, blogs and really listen well.
Join @BrettFishA and this week’s co-host @abtsag for a @Meghan_Trainor earworm-song-inspired game on @HashtagRoundup game of #IfIWasYou
[With special mention to Patty aka @VAFunnyLady who designed the above Profile Pic for AFH which we are super grateful for]
A little misdirection is always something we appreciate:
#IfIWasYou i would stick to the claws. Oh wait, that’s Hugh. Never mind.
#IfIWasYou i would avoid the following things. A lot.
Sambo got into the vibe quickly with these two Misdirectionals:
#IfIWasYou tube I'd have rethought my medium by now
— Sambo @werdsmiths (@abtsag) February 15, 2017
#IfIWasYou B 40 I would have ceased music along time ago!!
— Sambo @werdsmiths (@abtsag) February 15, 2017
The game quickly trended and a number of our favourite bots came to visit:
The tweet with the most impact of the #IfIWasYou Trend, was published by @AFrikkinHashtag: https://t.co/jSwO0LRTNi (17 RTs) #trndnl
— Trendinalia USA (@trendinaliaUS) February 15, 2017
What's the deal with #IfIWasYou? Do you shoe me? Am I love? Am I an actual airport? Just what am I?
— Seinfeld Bot (@TheSeinfeldBot) February 15, 2017
Everything you know about If I Was You is wrong.
— Wrong Bot (@yrwrong) February 15, 2017
#IfIWasYou? More like If IWas Coo, amirite?
— AmIRite Bot (@AmIRiteBot) February 15, 2017
Even giving us the right song for the game…
#IfIWasYo is trending right now. Here's its tune! https://t.co/IBaLBiWUiZ
— Trending Tunes (@trending__tunes) February 15, 2017
And then of course there was you…
As always, too many brilliant tweets during the game to grab them all, but some of the ones we saw and loved and thought were worth sharing were the following:
FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS [F.L.O.P.]
Jimish was first with some Teacher’s Pet points for this greatness:
#IfIWasYou @BrettFishA I'd be Frikkin hostin' this @AFrikkinHashtag game 😉🤣
— Jimish (@jimishbathia) February 15, 2017
While Jayme was representing the Grandma Police, which while correct from a grammar perspective, was not the song we were parodying:
#IfIWasYou I would have made this tag “If I WERE you”#SubjunctiveMood #GrandmaPolice
— ❤️ Jayme Really (@JaymeMcKenna) February 15, 2017
We had some support though:
#IfIWasYou I'd word this tag the same way. "If I WERE you" doesn't make sense. You wouldn't say, "I WERE at home all day." It's I WAS.
— Victor Overall (@JamChrisJoy) February 15, 2017
And then there was John saying, “Let’s get going with the game people!”
#IfIWasYou, I wouldn’t make a big thing of pointing out that it should be ‘If I WERE you’
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) February 15, 2017
While Rob decided to just tongue in cheek it:
#IfIWasYou I wasn't be me.
— Rob (@GenericZA) February 15, 2017
Richard had us a little nervous:
#IfIWasYou I would think about moving to a new house pic.twitter.com/0m6j8XSDbF
— Richard H (@FeeBooths) February 15, 2017
While Toya got philosophical or metaphorical or something:
#IfIWasYou I would literally take a walk in your shoes
— Toya (@Solely_Toya) February 15, 2017
Tom seemed a little concerned:
#IfIWasYou my schizophrenia would resurface
— Tom Vaughn (@shotalandia) February 15, 2017
While Helen had noticed something in the background:
I wouldn't turn around #IfIWasYou pic.twitter.com/hCXWwPbZW2
— Helen o_O (@ItsHelenT) February 15, 2017
A-Geek’s felt a little Forced:
#IfIWasYou I would join the dark side pic.twitter.com/T95rgkqaaJ
— prince of perfection (@adu1tg33k1) February 15, 2017
Andrew played with the tag:
#IfIWasYou ng and knew what I knew now I might have done a few things differently
— Andrew (@1andrewfenton) February 15, 2017
Katt seemed to be suggesting something:
#IfIWasYou then I would be the happiest person in the world since ignorance is bliss.
— Katt Funny (@KattFunny) February 15, 2017
Toya Binged us:
#IfIWasYou I would still need a lot of coffee right now pic.twitter.com/sPNYnCXKZl
— Toya (@Solely_Toya) February 15, 2017
Goolo grossed us out just a little bit #CanNotUnseeThat:
#IfIWasYou for a day you would probably not appreciate the tattoo I'd get you. pic.twitter.com/r46v1xpVSD
— Baron Von Goolo (@BaronVonGoolo) February 15, 2017
Richard looked at the practical implications:
#IfIWasYou I wouldn't need to worry about the size of the boat anymore pic.twitter.com/0F8rFdkZKP
— Richard H (@FeeBooths) February 15, 2017
John was joking about this. You were joking, right John? Uh, John?
#IfIWasYou, I’d stop complaining about being locked in my cellar. Or I’ll remove the light bulb.
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) February 15, 2017
Chef got literally literal:
I be stuck between T and V #IfIWasYou
— CHEF™ (@Zaponex) February 15, 2017
Dave made it personal:
#IfIWasYou I'd go a little easier on the Axe body spray. It's not 1998 and this is a PTA meeting
— Dave Lyon (@bonesnorkel) February 15, 2017
Barry was all about the whimsy:
I would message me saying I look Kool & I would spell it with the K to appeal to your whimsical side
— Barry Walsh (@Danzig303) February 15, 2017
Mallow got a little creeeepy:
#IfIWasYou i'd be careful wandering around twitter like this … pic.twitter.com/8k7EwA3QVF
— WeeDee 💕 (@WeDeeeeeee) February 15, 2017
Mark gave us a final warning:
Well Sir Knight, #IfIWasYou I would accept defeat and walk away, or in your case, hop! pic.twitter.com/juupYU5PSA
— ✌Mark Bonnet🤘 (@Mytquinn69) February 15, 2017
Alika was all about the reverse psychology:
#IfIWasYou I'd love me unconditionally
— Alika Hope (@AlikaHope) February 15, 2017
While Lisa’s cat was trying to tell her something:
#IfIWasYou I'd cut down on the onions for lunch pic.twitter.com/6iipg4FHO3
— Lisa Leyrer 😻 (@Lisaley) February 15, 2017
Helen tried to keep it tactful…..ish:
I'd take a trip to the dentist #IfIWasYou and don't even start me on the makeup pic.twitter.com/wcvkV8NXyo
— Helen o_O (@ItsHelenT) February 15, 2017
While Thrifty was into some weird dog jenga biscuit stuff:
#IfIWasYou I'd have more patience and chill pic.twitter.com/X1IRoEqwxi
— ThriftyOrganizer (@thrifty_organiz) February 15, 2017
Wal gave us a freebie warning:
#IfIWasYou I'd totally block me. What a freak.
— Wal Twittman (@8Twerp8) February 15, 2017
While J was pointing to a higher power:
#IfIWasYou I would continue trusting in #God regardless of your situation.
— J. Darryn Zewalk (@darrynzewalk) February 15, 2017
Finch kept his eye on the ball [if not the glass]:
#IfIWasYou I'd pay attention to where I'm going. pic.twitter.com/DNPsMTq3GA
— finch (@mioscenic) February 15, 2017
i do not even have words for this next one:
I'd think twice before trying an updo #IfIWasYou pic.twitter.com/AGcJEBejD3
— Helen o_O (@ItsHelenT) February 15, 2017
William brought the Coolest Dad EVER status:
Would be a cool dad😆 pic.twitter.com/tSzD8llE4t
— Щเℓℓїαм ℒ Ɠ◎ηℨαℓεℨ Ƥ (@firchy002) February 15, 2017
While Martin was pretty sure he was legit:
#IfIWasYou I'd answer that Nigerian Prince
— Marty McCullough (@RealMartinMCC) February 15, 2017
Hag was waiting in anticipation:
#IfIWasYou I'd remove those—, never mind…carry on. (this is going to be good). @AFrikkinHashtag pic.twitter.com/bOMymbP0No
— Hag_on_the_Hill (@hag_on) February 15, 2017
While Erin was every woman!!!
#IfIWasYou I would start giving jobs to woman directors and screenwriters because our perspectives are needed in Hollywood.
— 🌸ErinVierra 🌸 (@hippycinephile) February 15, 2017
While Patty illustrated how important our poetic licence was:
#IfIWasYou I'd let the lyricists break a few grammar usage rules…poetic license. This from a retired English teacher? If Janice had sung pic.twitter.com/3Vk1NhQEIW
— patty (@VAFunnyLady) February 15, 2017
Dogma was in the… well, dogma box?
#IfIWasYou I'd take my advice a tad more serious in the future but, hey, you know best polar tiger 🐯 @AFrikkinHashtag @SugarGretel @abtsag 🐯 pic.twitter.com/7svjtPDmcs
— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) February 15, 2017
Which brings us to this week’s F.L.O.P. FOUR – tweets that rose just a little bit higher than the rest:
[4] Starting off with this absolutely beautifully sarcastic one from the Pattster:
For the Grandma Police on #IfIWasYou, here's James Brown using the adverb 'well as an adjective when discussing health'. p.76 grammar text pic.twitter.com/CShijiGO6K
— patty (@VAFunnyLady) February 15, 2017
[3] This brilliant perspective reminder from K:
#IfIWasYou I'd stop making assumptions about what other people are going through.
— K. (@kittykaresless) February 15, 2017
[2] This TOOLATE warning from The Mit Mot sisters
#IfIWasYou I'd stop trying to milk that bull
— The MitMot Sisters (@MitMotSisters) February 15, 2017
[1] While Maria was tops this week with this reminder of one of my favourite Ace Ventura lines ever:
#IfIWasYou then you'd be me and I'd use YOUR body to get to the top. You can't stop me no matter who you are! pic.twitter.com/ERItnvwwUi
— Maria Perez ❄️ (@CinnammmMaria) February 15, 2017
Thank you so much to everyone who played. Appreciate you all keeping it FAMILY and focusing on the FUN, on the CLEVER, the MISDIRECTIONAL, the RANDOM [but related] and of course all things PUNny.
Shout out to The UnNamed Ones who are the live ghosts of co-hosts past and to Sambo for helping make this yet another memorable game. To those involved in the @HashtagRoundup app which is the FREE app you can download to be alerted to all future games that are on the go.
And to all of us, for doing our bit to keep the WIT in the Twitterer.
No thanks to Meghan Trainor who didn’t come and play the game, but big thanks for a super stunning ear worm song that has made me so happy and i do hope she accidentally stumbles into this tag sometime and see all the love she got
See you next week – stay kind and non stalkery…
love brett Fish anderson and No_bob [the world’s most famous stuffed dolphin!]
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