Boyfriend was hot like me? Let’s be honest, you probably don’t. Witty and able to improvise at the drop of a hot and good with word games and kick ass at Boggle and Bananagrams and passionate about life and loving people and melting chocolate and a whole bunch of other things for sure. But hot? Not this guy. However, what ends to that phrase could we come up with if we lost the boyfriend part? Well that felt like something to explore and so we sent out a call to the Hashtaggers…

[The Story So Far: Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6am EDT] an inspired and growing number of brilliant, creative and absolutely fun people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…]

Started this game out in the traditional way sending out and invite and some examples that naturally went the traditional route of being anti-raiSIN and pineapple-on-pizza to get things started:

Always great to have our original first bot popping in to question our logic:

And then, of course, there is you – beautiful you – and all your crazy wonderful funny and sometimes way too clever tweets and these are the ones we picked for this week’s:

FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS [aka The F.L.O.P.]

Apple for the Teacher points go to Quizical for knowing how to stroke the ego #AllTrueThough:

Veldlot had her own form of misdirection going:

While Bazz took us to a most serious place:

While John went to a darker and more questionable place:

While Rob was full on bringing the bling:

While Richard seemed a little confused:

While bonesnorkel made us reach for our dictionaries:

Craig was living in the past:

Dan definitely knows me, and SugarGretel, and most decent human beings:

While Marty was playing Cod:

Vältivat was putting his name in the Employee of the Week hat:

Ayisi seemed full of regrets:

While Ntokozo was looking for some consistency:

While Social Trends said what we were all thinking:

Stoppa took us to an exotic place:

John was dealing with extended family issues:

While for Corry it was the neighbours:

Patch was having time issues:

Mabry was feeling pro choice:

Adu1tg33k was trying to pass the buck, or the cat, or something:

While John has us all reaching for our medical dictionaries and then smiling knowingly:

While Grendelstein was in a bit of a predicament:

Dave seems to care deeply about his level of not caring at all:

Veldlot knows me well and returned me to the good place in my mind #ChocolateOnBreadForTheWin:

While Death March was chasing the music:

Fletch was testing his ‘Rolling Moss’ theories:

While Otta was taking issue with the ear worm we released…

Davine was focusing on clothes therapy:

So once you got beyond the fact that we got THAT SONG stuck in your head you came up with some pretty fun and amazing tweets. Well done and thank you to everyone who played, BUT there were also a number of tweets that caught our attention that little bit more and these Top Tweets are featured in this week’s:

F.L.O.P. NINE

[9] 0ffTh3Cuff pretty much says it all here:

[8] Eric posed a question too many of us have pondered too late:

[7] While Electric Lady seemed to have the solution for him:

[6] Bazz was bringing us back to the good perspective:

[5] Alexander speaks my language #HateThisSOMuch:‏

[4] Jeepy brought the Canadian LOLs…

[3] Rebel Girl brought a powerful message that we totally back:

[2] Your Biological Father conveyed the same thought:

[1] Vältivat wins this one hams drown, i mean hands down: