When it comes to @AFrikkinHashtag, let’s be honest, you aren’t going to typically find us doing the kinds of games that other tags play… and this was no more true than the time we decided to mix up punchlines and jokes…
[The Story So Far: Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6am EDT] an inspired and growing number of brilliant, creative and absolutely fun people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…]
With @TrivagoD in the passenger seat on her first time co-hosting we were set for a very silly game and you did not let us down. But first, as per usual, we got the ball rolling with an invite and some ideas of our own:
It seems like @BrettFishA and @TrivagoD have got their jokes all mixed up. Join them in this week’s @AfrikkinHashtag game as we share in some #JokeWithWrongPunchline on @HashtagRoundup pic.twitter.com/pF9UUcDGyH
— A Frikkin Hashtag (@AFrikkinHashtag) February 14, 2018
If you’re in a social situation with a lot of snobby show-off types, how about doing their heads in by telling a joke but using a different joke’s punchline? #JokeWithWrongPunchline pic.twitter.com/7gcKEtFUXf
— A Frikkin Hashtag (@AFrikkinHashtag) February 14, 2018
Ever forget the punchline while telling a joke? Instead of an awkward silence, why not just add the punchline from a different great joke? #JokeWithWrongPunchline pic.twitter.com/AfaU4ZtvjL
— Brett FISH Anderson (@BrettFishA) February 14, 2018
A bear walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and says, "I'll have a beer and……………………………. a bowl of peanuts."
The bartender says, "Why the long face?" #JokeWithWrongPunchline pic.twitter.com/sqpvpY6h5w— A Frikkin Hashtag (@AFrikkinHashtag) February 14, 2018
Perhaps the best part of this game was how many people didn’t get the joke… uh, i mean the tag… but the enthusiasm was relentless and so we just threw in all the good ones that made us smile or laugh or look bemused anyways.
A couple of bots poked their heads in the door and we had a fun and unusual trend location:
Everything you know about Joke With Wrong Punchline is wrong.
— Wrong Bot (@yrwrong) February 14, 2018
#JokeWithWrongPunchline #JokeWithWrongSchmunchline!
— Bot? Schmot! (@BotSchmot) February 14, 2018
la 1ª mención de #JokeWithWrongPunchline aparece en tu TL. ¡Ahora es Tendencia en Puerto Rico! #trndnl
— Trendinalia Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 (@trendinaliaPR) February 14, 2018
Puerto Rico thinks we’re funny. But how about the rest of you? Well you came, you saw and you concurred. Or didn’t. But it was a lot of confusing fun anyways and these are the tweets which make it on to this week’s
FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS
Rita summed up the feeling our game produced in a lot of people:
Damn, with all of these #JokeWithWrongPunchline jokes, I am curious to know the real joke on some of these.
— Rita Skeetah (@RitaSkeetah) February 14, 2018
The Witty Guy managed to pull a double whammy with this misdirected redouble:
What goes up but never comes down???
My confidence😎😎#JokeWithWrongPunchline @AFrikkinHashtag pic.twitter.com/6Z5BLfl3Kq— thewittyguy🕶️ (@SharmaIdhant) February 14, 2018
While Melt Like Butta was one of the first to use this iconic joke that was by far the most used in the game:
Why did the chicken cross the road.
Who's there?#JokeWithWrongPunchline pic.twitter.com/O2n07mZBrD— MeltLikeButta (@jwbutta) February 14, 2018
As Daniel backs up:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Elephino. #JokeWithWrongPunchline
— Daniel Hopkins (@IamDHop) February 14, 2018
While John’s gave us deep food for thought:
What's black and white and red all over?
Salad! #JokeWithWrongPunchline— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) February 14, 2018
Quizi spoke the truth:
My dog’s got no nose, how does he smell?
Like every other dog I know
#JokeWithWrongPunchline— Quizi MW 🐀 (@Quizical123) February 14, 2018
Chris tried to pull himself together:
Doctor Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains…Doc: I've got some cream to go with that. #JokeWithWrongPunchline
— Chris Williams (@Dads_Ace) February 14, 2018
This one from Marty feels deeply philosophical:
What do you call a boomerang that wont come back?
Everyone I've ever loved.
— Marty McC (@realmartinmcc) February 14, 2018
Jake continued the theme of classic revisits:
Knock knock
Whos there?
The bartender said to the horse "why the long face?"#JokeWithWrongPunchline— JaKe W………………………………….😎🖕 (@colbywinters) February 14, 2018
i feel like Jimmy really nailed this one on the head and was one of my favourites of the day:
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a serial killer.#JokeWithWrongPunchline— Jimmy (@RandomIgnorance) February 14, 2018
Bella snuck in some misdirectional pun points:
#JokeWithWrongPunchline
Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC?
A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be! pic.twitter.com/I9oRT8HqZA— Bella Donna 🍷 (@DonnaMLanglais) February 14, 2018
DM gave us his best shot but it kinda sucked:
#JokeWithWrongPunchline
I’ve decided to sell my Hoover – it was just collecting rust.— DM (@patchdennizen) February 14, 2018
OffTh3Cuff got a chuckle out of me:
#jokewithwrongpunchline
My wife's gone to the West Indies…
It's OK, Alaska myself— Often tweets carp and typos 🙄 (@0ffTh3Cuff) February 14, 2018
While Weather was all over the place:
What do you call a belly dancer with a sword?
You don't – you get down off a duck.— N. Clement Weather (@znmeb) February 14, 2018
Daniel was back with another one that kinda works even though it doesn’t:
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Sneakers!#JokeWithWrongPunchline
— Daniel Hopkins (@IamDHop) February 14, 2018
Mark popped in for some surreal:
My dog has no nose
'How does he smell?'
The Parrots eat them all.
— 🏇MARK (@westy2112) February 14, 2018
Jim collided two classics:
My brother thinks he’s a chicken.
Is he seeing a doctor?
I’m a frayed knot.#JokeWithWrongPunchline— Jimstagram (@jwgagne) February 14, 2018
Erosion felt like an appropriate name for this one:
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
— Erosion.849 (@DieSkaarj) February 14, 2018
This one by Joel is another one that really comes close to working even in adapted form:
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Stand on a leaf and wait until Autumn
— Joel Newnham (@newjoel) February 14, 2018
Bob gets misdirection points for this almost not misdirected one. Bra-vo!:
#JokeWithWrongPunchline
A dyslexic man walks into a brassiere.— Bob Swanston (@SwanstonRobert) February 14, 2018
Lauren also had me with this one:
"Who's on first?"
"Joe"
"No, Joe's on second, Bob's on first"#JokeWithWrongPunchline— Lauren Shizzle (@1i1laur) February 14, 2018
Bob was back with one of my favourite joke leadups of all time #ShiTzu:
#JokeWithWrongPunchline
Went to the zoo. There was only one dog in it.
It was an Alsatian.— Bob Swanston (@SwanstonRobert) February 14, 2018
While Bruce’s just felt like a Wes Anderson piece:
A penguin walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw." #JokeWithWrongPunchline
— The Temple Gardener (@Images_By_Bruce) February 14, 2018
Such greatness and silliness but always great to just have a really fun and silly and ridiculous game and thank you to everyone who participated. They definitely worked a lot better when you knew the original jokes in question and it was amazing to see how many of them actually come close to working well in changed form.
However, as good as all of those were, there were a small number this week that simply punch(lin)ed their way to the top of the pile for having that little bit extra…
This is this week’s F.L.O.P. SIX:
[6] Skywalker Jedi Academy brings nuance to a classic Seven Ate Nine punchline and shares it with some Force:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Cause ultimately Episodes 1 – 6 are about the rise, fall & redemption of Anakin Skywalker & story from the mind of George Lucas. Further storyline by Disney risks the destruction of what we have loved from the beginning
#JokeWithWrongPunchline#StarWars
— Skywalker Jedi Academy (@SkywalkerJediEd) February 14, 2018
[5] This one by Jayme brought a classic joke to a classic one liner:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
That's what SHE said!#JokeWithWrongPunchline— ❤️ Jayme Really (@JaymeMcKenna) February 14, 2018
[4] This one from Jim cracked me up and was a good yolk:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Frankly, we need the eggs. #JokeWithWrongPunchline— Jimstagram (@jwgagne) February 14, 2018
[3] This one by Jude has so many levels to it:
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize?
He was outstanding in Physics…
— Jude D (@heyitsJudeD) February 14, 2018
[2] Sassy schooled us with this classic:
#JokeWithWrongPunchline
Knock knockWho's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Boo Radley, who was a central character in the classic novel To Kill a mocking bird
— JamoTG (@SassyFacts_1) February 14, 2018
[1] But it was this crossover classic from Del which really earned Top F.L.O.P. status for using an actual punchline to a different joke and keeping it relevant. Well done, sir!
#JokeWithWrongPunchline What do you call a deer with no eye?
Fsh
— Del (@Yorkdel) February 14, 2018
And thank you all – new game on Wed at 12 noon South African or 6am EDT. Big shoutout to @TrivagoD for jumping in to a tricky game and, as always, The UnNamed Ones, for being the engine to this well-oiled machine!
Joke on, and let’s keep the WIT in the Twitterer…
love brett fish and No_bob
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