With the Olympics fading off into the distance, it’s a good time to remember what stopped you all from winning when we played this Hashtagging game two weeks ago:
[The Story So Far: Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6am EDT] an inspired and growing number of brilliant, creative and absolutely fun people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…]
As far as we can figure out, my guest host Daryl [@DarylONT ]was THE FIRST CANADIAN to co-host @AFrikkinHashtag and he was super great.
As per usual i tried to get the ball rolling with some examples:
#IWasWinningUntil I wasn’t.
#IWasWinningUntil they handed the envelope to Steve Harvey.
#IWasWinningUntil someone asked me to hold the door. #Hodor #GoT #HoldTheDoor
#IWasWinningUntil the wheels started to come off.
#IWasWinningUntil someone decided to bring food that contained raiSINs… #RaiSINsAreEvil #STOPPIT
#IWasWinningUntil a friend of mine suggested I wear these bootfeet to work…
#IWasWinningUntil I tried to prove I was not a racist by mentioning “my black friend”
#IWasWinningUntil I realised the pack of runners I was keeping behind me were actually from the next race which had already started.
#IWasWinningUntil an unfortunate multi-tasking situation ended badly…
MEET THE CO-HOST
Daryl broke his no co-hosting rule for us for which we are eternally grateful and jumped right in and these are just a few of his tweets:
#IWasWinningUntil A wheel on my shopping cart started wobbling. Till we meet again elderly lady going for the last box of grape nuts.
— Daryl Deliberately (@DarylALTA) August 10, 2016
#IWasWinningUntil I realized I misbuttoned my shirt. Worst power point presentation ever.
— Daryl Deliberately (@DarylALTA) August 10, 2016
#IWasWinningUntil Life stuck it's leg out and tripped me. Plus everyone else was on life roids. I never had a chance.
— Daryl Deliberately (@DarylALTA) August 10, 2016
#IWasWinningUntil I mentioned Bieber, Ariana Grande, emoji, Pokemon, Beetlejuice, Tecmobowl and Darth Vader all in the same tweet. #Bots
— Daryl Deliberately (@DarylALTA) August 10, 2016
#IWasWinningUntil I realized my webcam was on. And that was the last time I played a hockey tournament with pencil crayons and a marble.
— Daryl Deliberately (@DarylALTA) August 10, 2016
HOT GAME
It took just under 17 minutes before this game started trending, which is close to our record, as you all wildly jumped on board and helped make this such a fun game. i had to remind a few people of our FAMILY VIBES that we try play Afrikkin Hashtag with but for the most part you totally got it.
826 users and 1,616 tweets (1413 RTs) in 17 minutes made #IWasWinningUntil a Trending Topic in United States. #trndnl
— Trendinalia USA (@trendinaliaUS) August 10, 2016
As you know by now it’s kind of a running gag that we only count a Hashtag game as a real game once the Seinfeld bot turns up and he did not disappoint:
What's the deal with #IWasWinningUntil? Do you love me? Am I an airport? Am I an actual image? Just what am I?
— Seinfeld Bot (@TheSeinfeldBot) August 10, 2016
It was great to have Sporting News playing with us this week:
#IWasWinningUntil I helped my team blow a 3 game lead. pic.twitter.com/znZyw6UmRX
— Sporting News (@sportingnews) August 10, 2016
James Michael Sama was another celeb who joined in with this fun tweet:
#IWasWinningUntil I looked at the other guy. #WednesdayWisdom pic.twitter.com/2XAB2sqoWm
— James Michael Sama (@JamesMSama) August 10, 2016
And for the second time we had the official National Lampoon joining in:
#IWasWinningUntil My Alarm Clock Went Off
— National Lampoon (@nationallampoon) August 10, 2016
And we loved that an organisation like Hills Pet Nutrition also brought some smiles:
#IWasWinningUntil I took that left turn…? pic.twitter.com/XDJoMalKSb
— Hill's Pet Nutrition (@HillsPet) August 10, 2016
While even Adam Barta joined in with an important declaration:
#IWasWinningUntil I had to go potty.
— Adam Barta (@Adam_Barta) August 10, 2016
And Adriano and Paulina joined us for the second time with this winner:
#IWasWinningUntil the fight really started pic.twitter.com/RFHqW0QnCT
— ♫ Adriano&Paulina ♫ (@keet0007) August 10, 2016
And no, we have NOT FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU and with such a popular game and SO MANY GREAT TWEETS we have no doubt missed a bunch of good ones, but this long list of tweets that follow are a SHOUT OUT to those of you who made us laugh or think or appreciate or eyebrow raise as you brought the FUNNY, CLEVER, MISDIRECTIONAL and RANDOM [but related] and so without further much ado about nothing, this week’s top tweets list which is also known as the F.L.O.P. which stands for the
FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS
First up was the incredible Jayme with this keen observation:
#IWasWinningUntil the race actually started pic.twitter.com/qQvOfsIKme
— ❤️ Jayme Really (@JaymeMcKenna) August 10, 2016
Followed by herself actually, for a sense of irony:
#IWasWinningUntil we started using YOUR dice pic.twitter.com/OvHXhFXiGz
— ❤️ Jayme Really (@JaymeMcKenna) August 10, 2016
Then pH1 joined in with this PUNderful one:
#IWasWinningUntil I lost TRACK of the game. pic.twitter.com/1lENtO1xfH
— pH1 (@pH1Online) August 10, 2016
Geff joined in with some classy misdirection:
#IWasWinningUntil I Finally Got My Way!!! Oops, Thought It Said Whining…@AFrikkinHashtag
— Geff Gefferson (@GeffGefferson1) August 10, 2016
And Johnsense broughtwhat i believe in the inustry is known as the “face bump”:
#IWasWinningUntil lost. pic.twitter.com/rQQ9ybY6Zi
— ⚡💦️ Johnsense ⚾💞⚡ (@Johnsense38) August 10, 2016
googergeiger gets huge song lyric tie in points:
#IWasWinningUntil I died in your arms tonight. Must have been something I said
— googergieger (@googergieger) August 10, 2016
While Rob was just asking for trouble, given my history of hatred of all things raiSIN:
#IWasWinningUntil someone started the #RaisinsMatter Hashtag 😀
(Hides under bed)
— Rob (@GenericZA) August 10, 2016
Grendel chimed in and while that looks incredibly painful, i have it under authority that it will heel quickly:
#IWasWinningUntil I fell over pic.twitter.com/Y6YtNCbjxY
— Gretel Armstrong (@SugarGretel) August 10, 2016
Ross was in the house, but not far from where we left him:
#IWasWinningUntil
Usain Bolt ran 100m in 9.58 seconds, before I even got out of bed— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) August 10, 2016
Zen Meister went all meta on us, although we suspect he cut and pasted this:
#IWasWinningUntil
Someone created the same tweet https://t.co/8QqNHfX5zB— Tag Femmes (@TagFemmes) August 10, 2016
Shota became a little animated:
#IWasWinningUntil those pesky kids got involved….. pic.twitter.com/4itReNupOr
— Tom Vaughn (@shotalandia) August 10, 2016
Christopher was taken out at the end:
#IWasWinningUntil the final hurdle pic.twitter.com/COEb1wukYX
— sain't christopher (@jaxxon) August 10, 2016
My favourite nemesis K Dawg decided to look at it from a different perspective:
#IWasWinningUntil Wait, what? I'm not losing, I'm just winning at a slow pace!
— Kerry Tedder (@KeshaTedder) August 10, 2016
While everyone’s favourite Bunni made a rookie error:
#IWasWinningUntil I installed Windows 10 ;D pic.twitter.com/X6pwEwpD67
— Bunniboila (@bunniboila) August 10, 2016
Tee was at least in the game:
I thought #IWasWinningUntil someone gave me a participation certificate
— Tee (@liltr2) August 10, 2016
And Abed [the person, not n actual bed cos they can’t tweet #TrueStory] was tricked:
#IWasWinningUntil they told me the race was yesterday. pic.twitter.com/jrjlMxz4pS
— TheWalkingAbed (@TheWalkingAbed) August 10, 2016
Johnsense was back and you know that saying “Cat’s got your back?” Well…
#IWasWinningUntil I saw that menacing cucumber. pic.twitter.com/B9yPenuCqP
— ⚡💦️ Johnsense ⚾💞⚡ (@Johnsense38) August 10, 2016
Craig decided to lower the bar:
#IWasWinningUntil someone pointed out that I had no business in a race for 10 year olds
— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) August 10, 2016
Whereas Jeff was all out of supplies:
#IWasWinningUntil I realized I didn't have Tiger Blood
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) August 10, 2016
View was trying to see the humid in his present situation. Humour, i meant humour!:
#IWasWinningUntil I woke up and walked outside into humidity of about 325%. Good grief
— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) August 10, 2016
Veldlot was not intimidated:
#IWasWinningUntil these guys showed up to join the fight pic.twitter.com/iaP89jjOpJ
— VeldLot🌷 (@VeldLot) August 10, 2016
K Dawg was back and we kinda suspected this:
#IWasWinningUntil I realized I'm not athletic pic.twitter.com/sWo9DpnVH9
— Kerry Tedder (@KeshaTedder) August 10, 2016
While Shota [like many of you] just needed to know it was a good thing:
#IWasWinningUntil I was told I had F.L.O.P.P.E.D……then I found out that was just winning a different way ! @AFrikkinHashtag
— Tom Vaughn (@shotalandia) August 10, 2016
Mrs Touch panic’d:
#IWasWinningUntil I got overconfident and celebrated early pic.twitter.com/zWpiZpCtLD
— Nikki 🌹 (@_jollyrein_) August 10, 2016
And Shota was back with more fish in the sea:
#IWasWinningUntil Chief Brody got his catch weighed pic.twitter.com/CARJQGdCE0
— Tom Vaughn (@shotalandia) August 10, 2016
While Jayme could see into the future:
#IWasWinningUntil I got stuck behind a port-a-loo truck. That road race did NOT end well for me! pic.twitter.com/qDuhkqpq2o
— ❤️ Jayme Really (@JaymeMcKenna) August 10, 2016
Gabe brought the Monty:
#IWasWinningUntil i got a flesh wound. But my spirits remained high. pic.twitter.com/sgye3Zc8nc
— Gabe Winchester (@Pegaso_Saint) August 10, 2016
While Ryan went a little nuts:
#IWasWinningUntil the 2nd half. That's when I went super saiyan. pic.twitter.com/iQGKr3fBEz
— Ryan Hale 🇺🇸 (@HitThemRyceps) August 10, 2016
Patty learned that Science wins:
#IWasWinningUntil gravity reared its ugly head pic.twitter.com/CD5mR2EbcX
— Patty Templeton (@Patty_Templeton) August 10, 2016
Whereas Wayne had a dilemma:
#IWasWinningUntil I realized that shaving your legs, chest etc is actually kinda creepy
— Wayne Eaves (@eaves23) August 10, 2016
Shandilyn was totally in the lead:
#IWasWinningUntil you flipped the board over pic.twitter.com/IsaDNYj1Su
— shandilyn (@shandile) August 10, 2016
Joey got a little philosophised:
#IWasWinningUntil they said its about the "journey"
— joey laijas (@Joda665) August 10, 2016
And Maybe Stacey maybe overshot a little:
Simon had a rethink:
#IWasWinningUntil I realised "The Sack Race" wasn't about how many jobs I could get fired from…
— Simon Denness (@sdenness2000) August 10, 2016
This one by 1965 is so completely random and brilliant all in one and i can’t look away:
#IWasWinningUntil my name got changed to the more sensible winnits
— 1965⌛ (@riknik1965) August 10, 2016
Jayme had a really bad idea:
#IWasWinningUntil I stopped to take a selfie pic.twitter.com/xOT51I8ZeA
— ❤️ Jayme Really (@JaymeMcKenna) August 10, 2016
Andy was gutted:
#IWasWinningUntil I realized it was the wrong goal
— Andy Reinhardt (@AMR736) August 10, 2016
AdultGeek made a common mistake:
#IWasWinningUntil I forgot to turn pic.twitter.com/iMpydtrLp8
— prince of perfection (@adu1tg33k1) August 10, 2016
And Joey was not amped with his result:
#IWasWinningUntil someone said we're all winners
— joey laijas (@Joda665) August 10, 2016
CEM was SO SURE, but then:
#IWasWinningUntil the referee threw up the other guy's hand pic.twitter.com/1UKbqZvjH0
— CEM (@cemian) August 10, 2016
Patty almost had it covered:
#IWasWinningUntil I tried to act sexy pic.twitter.com/LSnUzzoa7N
— Patty Templeton (@Patty_Templeton) August 10, 2016
Taro Rivas got a close encounter:
#IWasWinningUntil I got too close for comfort pic.twitter.com/fNpkmRND4d
— Taro (@RivasTaro) August 10, 2016
The Gnurb showed up and stepped on some toes:
#IWasWinningUntil I found out that having an opinion gets you in trouble with the high and mighty.
— The Gnurb (@batshake1) August 10, 2016
AltMidnight joined in with not the most successful pitch of all time:
#IWasWinningUntil I was brought in to pitch pic.twitter.com/805sJWjHSP
— ❤️ Jayme Really (@JaymeReally) August 10, 2016
Hot Rockz needed a nudge:
#IWasWinningUntil someone politely reminded me that standing in front of a mirror is not a selfie…
— Hot Rockz (@hotrockz78) August 10, 2016
Who had some trouble with the spices:
https://twitter.com/WhoBrannigan/status/763335690637545472
Will had a too-late realisation:
#IWasWinningUntil I realized we were playing water polo NOT Marco polo
— Will (@McSEPIA) August 10, 2016
Derek of just one of the Latzes fame said it to us straight:
#IWasWinningUntil I had to Adult
— DLZ (@THEDerekLatz) August 10, 2016
Vivian was so close:
#IwasWinningUntil They ask this question pic.twitter.com/davpN6uJQ8
— Vivian Mayer (@mysty812) August 10, 2016
While Richard brought some lip [synch]:
#IWasWinningUntil
the music stopped… pic.twitter.com/511yQUajCZ— Richard (@TeemalGames) August 10, 2016
Warren got literal on us:
#IWasWinningUntil I realized there was an elephant in the room. pic.twitter.com/84DUjJfIDk
— Warrentea (@SideOfHashTags) August 10, 2016
Weird Savant explained the science:
#IWasWinningUntil someone pointed out a parsec is distance not time pic.twitter.com/yn73q6bkc9
— Weird Savant (@weirdsavant) August 10, 2016
Sean had to be man’s best friend’s best friend:
We we're playing tug of war and #IWasWinningUntil I saw that spider!?! pic.twitter.com/8xsprmztBr
— Sean (@OddNMacabre) August 10, 2016
Alex sensed something was wrong:
#IWasWinningUntil I realized my path to greatness was just an illusion. pic.twitter.com/GDWWo4xb8P
— Artcade (@FunHouseArcade) August 10, 2016
And Regina was reminded of a basic lesson:
#IWasWinningUntil I forgot to get across the finish line before celebrating. pic.twitter.com/SBM8pYKd96
— Regina Spacola (@gigirules7) August 10, 2016
Those were some amazing tweets everyone, THANK YOU SO MUCH for playing… but every almost winning list has to have four winners and so while we have some incredible tweets throughout this list, these were the four that just climbed on top of the shoulders of the rest and basked in the sun. That’s right, i’m talking about this week’s:
F.L.O.P. FOUR
[4] Elle reminded us of our childhoods:
#IWasWinningUntil I…Looked…Down…😟 😫 #blerg#LooneyTunes@BrettFishA @AFrikkinHashtag @DarylONT @1morecolleen pic.twitter.com/qyIJSnPfun
— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) August 10, 2016
[3] The Quintessential brought the Grandma Police:
#IWasWinningUntil All My Base Belonged to Others. pic.twitter.com/pB5WK4HxW2
— The Quinntessential (@Quinntessence_) August 10, 2016
[2] Radio Free Olive wins the Random [but related] this week:
#IWasWinningUntil I started to get paranoid. pic.twitter.com/hegppNnz4v
— Radio Free Olive (@RadioFreeOlive) August 10, 2016
[1] But i think this tweet from Ivory Widow is a clear winner of non-winneryness:
#IWasWinningUntil she showed up. Now I'm just 2nd. pic.twitter.com/IHtFSagVcE
— IvoryWidow (@IvoryWidow) August 10, 2016
Well done Ivory Widow and everyone else. If you did not make the F.L.O.P. this week [yes, it’s a good thing – tell your friends!] then don’t stress cos there is another fun game happening this Wednesday with everyone’s favourite unicorn chaser @SugarGretel aka Grendel co-hosting it all the way to the top.
Let’s keep the game FAMILY and let’s continue to thrive on FUN and CLEVER and MISDIRECTIONAL and RANDOM [but related] and any other areas of greatness you think those don’t cover. Make sure you’re on the @HashtagRoundup app cos that’s where all the cool games hang out… and let’s all keep the WIT in the Twitterer.
As always, i am your host brett “Fish” anderson, owner of the world’s most famous stuff dolphin, No_bob [because he doesn’t bob] and i will leave you with this final comic strip from my favourite Pearls Before Swine with a kind of #IWasWinningUntil theme:
i wonder what the chances are that Stephan Pastis would co-host an @AFrikkinHashtag Pearls-themed game? Maybe if we all emailed him and asked nicely…
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