What stories will you be telling your grandchildren?
[The Story So Far: Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6am EDT] an inspired and growing number of crazy people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…]
Before you jump to last week’s results, @AFrikkinHashtag has been featured on a South African blog so take a moment to take a look at In The Loop With Coco and hear some of the stories behind the game. Coco will be unofficially behind-the-scenes co-hosting with us this week to get a feel of how it all works.
What seems normal [or already pretty weird?] today that you are going to have difficulty explaining to your grandchildren in twenty to forty years time? When we are all riding hoverboards [except the aged obviously, that’s gonna be hoverwalkers] and phones are hands-free and communication is done by hologram.
That was the question posed for this week’s #IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime tag which also competed for longest tag in a Hashtagging game ever.
When Adam Sandler movies somehow remarkably managed to still be a thing. When Doctor Who inexplicably had sonic sunglasses. When phones went from really really big to really really small to really really big to… and more.
Co-Hosting with me for her first time was I’m Shucked herself, @Aricka_Shuck, who featured high on two F.L.O.P. lists and then asked me if she could co-host and who am i to argue with those credentials?
Aricka fit right into our team and slid effortlessly into the team. Buckets of banter continued to be distributed merrily around the room as everyone got down to it.
It was a busy trend day with the US election machine reaching one of its climaxes and so trends were largely dominated by Bernie and Hillary. But everyone was still up for a lot of fun and so we had a really good time projecting ourselves into the future and taking stock of the stories we’d tell.
As always i kicked us off with some ideas:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime the Twitterer didn’t have an edit button #DesperateTimes
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime that tweets were barely allowed to have more characters than this hashtag contains.
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime we hoped this was an elaborate prank from @Aplusk #Trump2016 #Hillary2016
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime there was the legend of @KeshaTedder and the Jar Jar Suit #TrueStory
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime when these were considered cool by some people. #TopKnot
Aricka was on the money and got all romantic on us:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime I met their Grandfather because I’m near certain it just happened a few weeks ago!@AFrikkinHashtag
— I’m Shucked! (@Aricka_Shuck) June 8, 2016
And of course there were all of you. Trying your hardest to be F.L.O.P.s [my mom would be so proud of what i’ve created] and with all the tweets out there we are sure to miss some great ones, but these are the ones which really caught out eye and made it on to this week’s:
FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS [The F.L.O.P.]
Despite it being a slow trending week, there were still a LOT of great tweets…
Tim had a brilliant story for his grandchildren we are sure they’ll be proud of:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime I played a hashtag game called #IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime
— -^Tim Watts^- (@twattstweets) June 8, 2016
While John cut me deep:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime I ran out of space to write anything clever after an unfortunately and ridiculously long intro & hasht
— Johnsense (@Johnsense38) June 8, 2016
Jay Thang got her groove on knowing just who to call:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime when #Ghostbusters were this bunch of guys and Sigourney Weaver pic.twitter.com/JCp4Zqpa6n
— Jayme Really (@JaymeMcKenna) June 8, 2016
And while i NEVER agree with killing ever, i do agree with Ross’ love of selfie sticks:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime
People used selfie sticks, too bad they were killed by them. Because of me— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) June 8, 2016
Whereas Tal scored the Misdirection:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime by demonstrating how clocks and watches work pic.twitter.com/BWYzPuuhw7
— TΔLIƩSΨΠE 2.0 (@Taliesyne) June 8, 2016
While Geff has a particular time close to his heart:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime 3:30pm@AFrikkinHashtag
— Geff Gefferson (@GeffGefferson1) June 8, 2016
Our favourite Bunni caused us to pause and reflect:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime we had lots of trees (and not just in The Tree Museum™) pic.twitter.com/QXI4Ww8jZ6
— Bunniboila (@bunniboila) June 8, 2016
Dreamweasel will talk about the rough times he survived:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime you had to walk into a different room to find working WiFi
— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) June 8, 2016
pH1 will speak about a close call:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime I almost pushed their Great-Grandfather down the stairs. Happy times! pic.twitter.com/cS7zjnJ1I9
— pH1 (@pH1Online) June 8, 2016
Who was all about setting history straight. No, that’s not a question, it’s a statement. Who did. :
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime I saw Han Solo shoot first 6 times in the real #StarWars in 1977. pic.twitter.com/hbhVabLs1I
— WhoBrannigan (@WhoBrannigan) June 8, 2016
Grendel was right on the money with this timeless truth:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime David Tennent was the best Doctor pic.twitter.com/7154hz7jWV
— Gretel Armstrong (@SugarGretel) June 8, 2016
Dave seemed to be talking crazy:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime I witnessed a car accident and my first thought was to help, not take a picture with my phone.
— dave lyon (@bonesnorkel) June 8, 2016
Brian dreamed of things to come:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime before telepathy and time travel. So, I guess I’ll either think at them. Or just show them.
— Brian Plaideau (@PhunPhactory) June 8, 2016
K Dawg got all save the planety and it was great how she worked #WorldOceansDay into the game:
#IWillTellMyGrandChildrenAboutTheTime we needed #WorldOceansDay to bring awareness to our critical marine ecosystems.
— Kesha Tedder (@KeshaTedder) June 8, 2016
Jillsy brought the heart:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime relationships actually happened face to face @BrettFishA
— Jillian⚡️ (@Pheramuse) June 8, 2016
Bunni was back with a warning:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime when they let under 30s, & Scientologists vote!
— Bunniboila (@bunniboila) June 8, 2016
Abhishek made a statment many would agree with:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime when “M” in “MTV” stood for music
— Abhishek Pratap (@AbhishekPrtp) June 8, 2016
Dave gave us a glimpse of a dismal future:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime when emojis were something funny used in texting and not a college major like today.
— Dave Semotan (@Sensei_DaveBear) June 8, 2016
Whereas Tee’s vision seemed a lot more fun:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime before the dolphins took over and enslaved us all
— Tee (@liltr2) June 8, 2016
Ben spoke of the trials to come:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime I fought in the great pasta war of ’76. pic.twitter.com/RUsWspCdjY
— Ben (@Beamer_6412) June 8, 2016
Gabe pointed to one of our lesser trophies:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime we created the “I didn’t read the article but let me tell you why I am offended by the title” trend.
— Gabe Winchester (@Pegaso_Saint) June 8, 2016
Danielle talked of simpler phone abuse times:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime when we use slam down our phones, to now throwing them” pic.twitter.com/S9Ez9XlshY
— ↪DanℹeLLe↩ (@GoGetChaLife) June 8, 2016
Duh DID IT!!!:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime I secretly let the dogs out and started one of life’s greatest mysteries.
— Duhhuh316 (@duhhuh316) June 8, 2016
Toast spoke of one of life’s greatest pursuits:
#IWillTellMyGrandChildrenAboutTheTime we were looking for Waldo
— FrenchToast (@NachoPotatoe) June 8, 2016
While cvplay spoke of things none of us know:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime a bag of Lay’s potato chips had at least 5 chips in it.
— vcplay (@realvcplay) June 8, 2016
H.D. spoke of the curse…ive:
#IWillTellMyGrandChildrenAboutTheTime when we used to have this funny way of writing our ABC’s pic.twitter.com/LW6bi3bThd
— H.D. Armstrong (@HDArmstrong1) June 8, 2016
Mrs Touch spoke of a strange and powerful book of google:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime where we had to actually use a dictionary to find out what a word meant pic.twitter.com/hV9ktzU9P0
— Mrs. Touch (@the_mrstouch) June 8, 2016
Chris blew our minds:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime I made eye contact during a conversation
— Chris O’Brien (@bigdweeb) June 8, 2016
UI didn’t even have to leave the house:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime I met their Grandma on Twitter
— Uncommon Interests (@uinterestspod) June 8, 2016
Scarlett Johandsome should be here just for that name:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime, we… We… Who are you? Do you have my pills?
— Scarlett Johandsome (@JoeyFontana3) June 8, 2016
Demand foresees trickier times ahead:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime before the Singularity, when we all had flesh & bone bodies and consciousness didn’t exist eternally.
— IDemandToBeHeard (@idtbh1) June 8, 2016
While Rob’s vision of the future was darker, unless @theseinfeldbot is involved of course:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime when bots only had Twitter accounts, not their own sitcoms and Youtube accounts.
— Rob (@GenericZA) June 8, 2016
Bunni again with premonitions of another kind:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime when the moon was a barren rock, rather than the location of President Ivanka Trump’s holiday home
— Bunniboila (@bunniboila) June 8, 2016
Trent also seems a little nervous. Although Robots vs Trump? Tough call?
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime robots took over the country.
That hasn’t happened yet? Stay tuned, America.
— Trent Winfield (@ThisisTrenton) June 8, 2016
Anthony spoke true:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime we would always be punctual because we couldn’t text someone ‘I’ll be late, wait up’
— Anthony Permal (@anthonypermal) June 8, 2016
Perv’s conversation will be a short one:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime machine in the basement, so I can cut the talk short.
— PervWithAHeartOfGold (@PervHeartOfGold) June 8, 2016
Abhishek reminded us of THOSE Bucket Challenge days:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime when people poured cold water on their head to create awareness
— Abhishek Pratap (@AbhishekPrtp) June 8, 2016
Joe brought the guilt:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime the Nigerian royal family died out because nobody helped them.
— Joe (@PhantomNuts) June 8, 2016
Tal brought the zombies:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime my friend Rick, myself, and a group of misfits survived against the odds pic.twitter.com/xbhWfNyPN7
— TΔLIƩSΨΠE 2.0 (@Taliesyne) June 8, 2016
Pun felt left out:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime I had this really awesome tweet that no one retweeted. But they should have. They should have.
— Punstrated (@IncitingMoment) June 8, 2016
Anvil spoke with confidence:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime their granny was a babe
— the anvilGAIl (@kellyngail) June 8, 2016
Mrs Touch mentioned distant times:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime kids actually played outside instead of staying at home on their computer/ps4 pic.twitter.com/iJB264MH2T
— Mrs. Touch (@the_mrstouch) June 8, 2016
Colleen is not hopeful:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime everything was better in my day. They will probably jst mute me in person with new age technology ?
— I LOVE U FOREVER (@ColleenWx3) June 8, 2016
Joe brought the shock factor:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime when they revealed the true identity of Captain America. pic.twitter.com/kJrTjcI4m2
— Joe (@PhantomNuts) June 8, 2016
Nutfree spoke of growing pains:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime I was tethered by a phone cord hooked to a wall during my teen years.
— Nutfreelife (@Jennzpage) June 8, 2016
Lass finally made the right choice:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime I passed on seeing Paul Blart: Mallcop VII.
— CanadianLass (@hgmackinnon) June 8, 2016
CK cracked us up with this one:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime Great Grandma would make my clothes and force me to wear them to school. pic.twitter.com/WU1riKG4rB
— CK (@charley_ck14) June 8, 2016
While Anya brought back sad memories [for those of us old enough to know what “tapes” were]:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime I could never get the timing right when trying to tape a song of the radio #DJ talk over
— Anya Szczytowska (@AnyaSzczytowska) June 8, 2016
Austin glimpsed into a future not so far away perhaps?
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime we had to drive our own cars
— Austin (@littlesatan1974) June 8, 2016
Gabe spoke transformation:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime the day the pound key died… And the hashtag symbol rose!
— Gabe Winchester (@Pegaso_Saint) June 8, 2016
Side Op as well:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime
When I was young you could easily guess what the next American President’s race and gender would be.— This Side Op (@ThisSideOp) June 8, 2016
While Who pointed to scarier times:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime before the human race evolved due to duckface selfies. pic.twitter.com/xZBoPpKfny
— WhoBrannigan (@WhoBrannigan) June 8, 2016
Mark has a mystery to solve:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime I was really surprised by them, seeing as I hadn’t had children…..
— Mark (@Th3DarkMark) June 8, 2016
Thought got real:
#IWillTellMyGrandChildrenAboutTheTime When spoilers were parts that went on to fast cars.
— Just A Thought (@CeDrake1) June 8, 2016
While A Thought spoke of a life of tyranny:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime I was the “remote control” for a tv that you had to turn a knob to change channels.
— A Thought (@dmjolley) June 8, 2016
Shellie dropped the mic:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime we made friends instead of requesting them.
— Shellie (@dirtroaddiva1) June 8, 2016
Prince spoke some real truth:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime when taking selfies was a crazy and a disturbing thing to do..
— The Half Bald Prince (@NikkalKundhal) June 8, 2016
While Tami stood on the edge and glanced over:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime I drank from a garden hose… and survived! pic.twitter.com/caGGJRr4xS
— Tami Kliefoth (@TamiKliefoth) June 8, 2016
Which brings me to the TOP THREE of this week’s F.L.O.P. which were the 3 tweets i thought deserved honourable mention:
TOP THREE F.L.O.P.
[3] First up we had Adam, who wasn’t sure but scored Misdirection points for trying:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime before land. Or was it called The Land Before Time? My memory ain’t what it used to be, kiddo.
— Adam B.omb (@BVilivusonline) June 8, 2016
[2] Erin so almost topped this list while bringing desperately unwanted imagery:
#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime before my boobs looked like wind socks.
— Dammit Erin (@elm3c) June 8, 2016
[1] But the Clear Winner this week was Canadian Lass who showed some soul with this true story which moved us deeply:
@TheHashtagGame@AFrikkinHashtag@JayneMcKenna@Aricka_Shuck#IWillTellMyGrandchildrenAboutTheTime I counselled teen runaways in Toronto.
— CanadianLass (@hgmackinnon) June 8, 2016
Well done Canadian Lass – you are Top F.L.O.P.! Wear your virtual badge with pride.
Thank you to EVERYONE WHO PLAYED and especially those of you who F.L.O.P.ped in the only place on earth where that is a good thing. We will be back tomorrow with a tag that you will not be able to UNSEE, kind of like these images:
And of course:
We are super stoked to have Lady Ä aka @she_nutt joining us for a co-host we are really looking forward to and we hope to see you there. Wed 12 noon SA time and 6am EDT. Til then, please keep the WIT in the Twitterer and stay away from the raiSINs.
Remember that if you have not yet downloaded the @HashtagRoundup App you need to do that quickly to enjoy all of the games…
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