With all the seriousness happening in the world at the moment, we thought we needed to go light-hearted for a moment and so we invoked the gods of pun and misdirection and invited you to ask us if we’d heard the one about…
The Story So Far: Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6 am EDT] an inspired and growing number of brilliant, creative and absolutely fun people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…]
AFH extended our international reach as we brought the thoroughly engaging Jimish aka @jimishbathia on board and he immediately became a key player in our team.
Then we sent out an invitation to get you all excited and stuff:
And sent out a few examples, you know, just to get things moving. Like this one which i am particularly proud of and which should have gotten a whole lot more love:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe english lesson? It’s hard to pronouns properly.
Jimish is a tagger i have enjoyed for a long time and he quickly showed us his stuff:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe Future, The Present and The Past walking into a bar… Things got a little tense…
— Jimish (@jimishbathia) August 30, 2017
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe Invisible Patient? The poor lad died coz the doctor just refused to see him!!
— Jimish (@jimishbathia) August 30, 2017
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe Chemistry Teacher? Nah.. am not gonna tell it to you as i dont like your reaction..
— Jimish (@jimishbathia) August 30, 2017
The game was quickly into the trends:
#5 USA #DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe with @afrikkinhashtag @BrettFishA @jimishbathia
— Hashtag Roundup (@HashtagRoundup) August 30, 2017
And some of our favourite bots showed up:
What's the deal with #DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe? I mean if it's USA, why do you want to kid? Who ARE these people?
— Seinfeld Bot (@TheSeinfeldBot) August 30, 2017
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe #DidYouHearTheJokeAboutSchme!
— Bot? Schmot! (@BotSchmot) August 30, 2017
We even got a bot song:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe is trending right now. Here's its tune! https://t.co/VEXHfKg6QR
— Trending Tunes (@trending__tunes) August 30, 2017
And it was fun watching these companies get involved:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe person who still used paper takeout menus? 😏
— Grubhub (@Grubhub) August 30, 2017
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe computer that was hungry?
It just wanted a byte to eat.— Logitech (@Logitech) August 30, 2017
Loved that the Colorectal Cancer Alliance took the opportunity to show their stuff:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe Colon who went in for surgery? I hear he's now called a semi. pic.twitter.com/cbn6Wwvs17
— CCAlliance (@CCAlliance) August 30, 2017
Plus we made it on to our own Hashtag Moments list:
Which brings us to the rest of you – this really seemed like a game that just let a lot of you forget about the worries for a while and just have a great time, which is what we are all about…
So keeping it family and with an eye on FUNNY and CLEVER and MISDIRECTIONAL and RANDOM [but related] and PUNNY, here is this week’s
FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS [aka The F.L.O.P.]
Emperor Tal got us started with this subtle affront to your intelligence:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe hot air balloon?
It was wayyy over your head pic.twitter.com/UlbkyqtcfU
— Sir Taliesyne (@Taliesyne) August 30, 2017
Matt scored big points both for his fish theme and play on the word ‘crap’ [one of my favourite words cos it says eactly what it is, right?]
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe fish? So did I, but I thought it was a bunch of carp.
— Matt Jordan (@EMZTsInfamous) August 30, 2017
Jess returned with a repeat version of an old classic. Trigger warning to raiSIN haters like myself:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe autocorrect programmer that lost his job? He got fried for no raisin. @BrettFishA @AFrikkinHashtag
— Jessica Carberry (@Jessberrie) August 30, 2017
Whereas Luke’s tweet was dope:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe shoes I bought from the drug dealer? I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
— Luke, Cool ✋🏼 (@LukeWheeler01) August 30, 2017
DW was in the house with this corny undead attempt:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe vegetarian zombies?
Apparently, they crave "GRA-A-AINS!"
— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) August 30, 2017
While Bill Womp Womped himself before showing himself out after this dad dad joke:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe dad joke? It was only funny when it became a-parent … #wompwomp
— Bill Zimmerman (@ZMediaWorks) August 30, 2017
MArk’s felt a little reactive #YesIWillBeHereAllweek:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe Atomic particle? Neither did I, it split before the punchline.
— 🏇MARK (@westy2112) August 30, 2017
While Sidney’s one might take you a second…
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe man who invented the clock,he's just written his autobiography….it's about time!!
— Sidney VII (@Sidneyoung21) August 30, 2017
Bazza joined in with an old favourite:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe
Dyslexic man who walked into a bra?— Pirate Jalbeardzi (@Danzig303) August 30, 2017
While John was struggling to tread water with this one:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe Man who can't accept he fell in a river in Egypt…he's in denial….
— John pitchford (@Johnnypapa64) August 30, 2017
Craig continued his relationship with this game:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe Facebook status, it's complicated.
— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) August 30, 2017
While Stephen was just playing around:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe big oily fish adjusting the notes on a steinway?
It was a piano tuna.— Stephen Cookson (@StephenCookson6) August 30, 2017
Jenny administered her own pun-ishment:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe Italian chef that died. He pasta way.
* I'll see myself out….*
— Jenny 🍀🍁☕ (@jenny_irish86) August 30, 2017
While Monkeyface was all about her own amusement:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe cat that swallowed a hoover bag? He was really ill but he's picking up now ( always makes me laugh, that one 🤣)
— Monkeyface (@Amelia16510) August 30, 2017
Cheyenne brought out a joke i once busted live using an official news jingle on a community radio show i once hosted
#TroubleForDays
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe Police precinct having a toilet stolen? Pretty serious crime. The police have nothing to go on.
— Cheyenne (@TheSeaRose) August 30, 2017
While Home finally brought us some good news:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe man who fell into an upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered now.— Home at last! (@Normal_NoChance) August 30, 2017
There was no monk-eying about with G:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe nun who put off doing laundry? She had a filthy habit.
— G (@GettiGina) August 30, 2017
Lonely had to really work hard for this one:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe Bee-Gees having conversations with a herb seasoning? We'll that's just your chives talking.
— lonelyinsteval (@lonelyinsteval) August 30, 2017
While Dobby shared what as running through his mind:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe new movie constipation?
Never mind, it hasn't come out yet
— 🎄DobbyTheFreeElf🎄 (@SadSackOfRegret) August 30, 2017
Mini T brought the confectionary:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe girl who quit her job at the doughnut shop? She was fed up with the hole business.
— Mini T🍷 (@MiniT46) August 30, 2017
While Don’t Think So was not all he was quacked up to be:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe restaurant's whole duck dinner special? It's delicious until you get the bill at the end.
— Dont Thinkso (@DontThinkso555) August 30, 2017
Mini T was back and in full form:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe Police being called to a daycare center? A three-year-old was resisting a rest.
— Mini T🍷 (@MiniT46) August 30, 2017
While Jeffrey showed us hs pony tale:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe pony with laryngitis, he was a little hoarse.
— Jeffrey Ivey (@TheDeadKalm) August 30, 2017
JD was not jumping to conclusions:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe guy who jumped off a bridge in Paris?
He was in Seine— 🍃JD (@74_jah) August 30, 2017
While Cheryl just took hers to a whole ‘nother level:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe sharks? Why do they live in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
— Cheryl Kar (@CherylUpNorth) August 30, 2017
Dogma nailed both the joke and the response:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe Ham sandwich who went to the pub for a quick beer?🍻
Bartender said, 'Sorry mate, we don't serve food here." 😑😾😽 pic.twitter.com/Twk1Z0Jv7q
— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) August 30, 2017
While Jenny was back and keeping the cheese real:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing but de brie pic.twitter.com/KOpDn61fMd
— Jenny 🍀🍁☕ (@jenny_irish86) August 30, 2017
Everybody’s favourite Bunni dived in for a sad old tale of woe:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe time I swallowed a litre of food colouring? The doctor says I'm fine, but I'm sure I dyed inside
— Bunniboila (@bunniboila) August 30, 2017
Nicol kept us going:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe guy who stole a truck full of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month— Nicol Makin 🏳️🌈 (@RagingNickie) August 30, 2017
Sun Nite Movie man did a tweet worthy of Stephan Pastis and Pearls Before Swine [my favourite comic strip]
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe Christmas when I served Egg McMuffins on hubcaps? 'Cause there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
— SunNiteMovieMan (@SundayNiteMovie) August 30, 2017
And then went all mafia on us:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe time Tony Soprano went out to buy cherries and microphones? Bought a bing, bought a boom.
— SunNiteMovieMan (@SundayNiteMovie) August 30, 2017
While Robby should be condimented, sorry complimented on his tweet:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe soldier who survived mustard gas in battle and pepper spray by the police. He is now a seasoned veteran.
— Robby Rio (@didntijust) August 30, 2017
All in all some amazingly fun and super groan-inducing tweets…
However, that is not all as five of you brought out the actual LOLs and eye-rolls taking it to a whole new level and you make up this week’s:
F.L.O.P. SIX
[5] Starting with Barbara who was all over this one:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe time I sorted through my Keanu Reeves films? I'm nearly up to Speed
— Barbara (@ConantheBarbara) August 30, 2017
[4] Dave managed to sneak this beautifully into our family game as it is delightful over crass:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe man who walked into a doctor's wearing nothing but cling film? The doctor said, "I can clearly see your nuts".
— beatledave (@beatledave) August 30, 2017
[3] Yes, this is amazing by Special Patrol Group and yes i had to google it to get the joke:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe French guy who only had toast for breakfast…..he couldn't get un oeuf
— Special Patrol Group (@spglives) August 30, 2017
[2] This one by Kev is just so creatively incredible:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe pepper that won't leave you alone?? Because he's Jalapeño-business.
— Kev📲💭 (@KevGotchu) August 30, 2017
[1] But this one by Staples was top top notch yet so simple in its execution:
#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe french gamer?
Wii
— staples 🎃🌈 (@stapezz) August 30, 2017
This last one just makes me so happy. And that is that. Huge shout out to Jimish and the growing crew of UnNamed Ones for hosting a really fun game – we have another one later today [every Wed, now 1pm South African and 6am EST] and as always on the @HashtagRoundUp app which you can get for free so you can keep track of all the games.
i will leave you with a PUNderful Pearls Before Swine cartoon or two and the imploration to keep the WIT in the Twitterer and see you on the Hashtag circuit holding fast to 140 characters or less because #280Characters = #STOPPIT
*with apologies for the awful typo in the cover pic #ItWasntMe
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