We know that people love to make excuses for everything. But what if we were able to tune into the excuses that animals might make? How PUNderful would they be? Turns out very. Very PUNderful indeed.
The Story So Far: Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6 am EDT] an inspired and growing number of brilliant, creative and absolutely fun people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…]
This was an all-Afrikkin-Hashtag team game so the Faithful UnNamed Ones joined me @BrettFishA as we asked this question, starting with an invite and some examples:
Join @BrettFishA and The UnNamed Ones on the @HashtagRoundup app as we explore#AnimalExcuses pic.twitter.com/jpgruzpdvU
— A Frikkin Hashtag (@AFrikkinHashtag) September 13, 2017
“Oh, I’m sorry. I thought you said you wanted to make a trunk call.”#AnimalExcuses pic.twitter.com/3Zwamt62is
— A Frikkin Hashtag (@AFrikkinHashtag) September 13, 2017
Turns out Animal excuses are all the rage as we trotted our way up to #2 in the States:
#2 USA #AnimalExcuses w/@AFrikkinHashtag
— Hashtag Roundup – Awesome # Games! (@HashtagRoundup) September 13, 2017
Our absolute favourite bot stopped in:
What's the deal with #AnimalExcuses? Doesn't the sound have enough poems? Who ARE these people?
— Seinfeld Bot (@TheSeinfeldBot) September 13, 2017
And we even were awarded our own Hashtag Roundup Moments:
Fortunately though, we did not play this game alone – so many of you joined in and made it the fun, crazy game [while keeping it FAMILY most of the time] that we love to see… so many good tweets and we can’t reward them all, but these are the one we did as we present this week’s:
FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS [aka The F.L.O.P.]
Luke started us off by turning an age old tradition on its head:
My owner ate my homework #AnimalExcuses
— Luke, Adroit ✋🏼 (@LukeWheeler01) September 13, 2017
While Jimish got the puns rolling and wow were there puns? Neigh, i mean Aye!
Sorry, i cannot sing today.. my voice is a bit horse 🐎#AnimalExcuses
— Jimish (@jimishbathia) September 13, 2017
It’s always good to have K Dawg in the mix [else she’ll keep HOUNDing me!]
#AnimalExcuses I'm sorry for being mean to you. I had a ruff day. pic.twitter.com/uuL2JjdiRt
— Kerry Tedder 💛 (@KeshaTedder) September 13, 2017
Grendel continued to rock us with the punnage:
Sorry I don't Panda to anyone #AnimalExcuses pic.twitter.com/UFgKY7sDFI
— Gretel Armstrong (@SugarGretel) September 13, 2017
While our favourite Weasel claimed some responsibility:
Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on the good times
Blame it on the weasel pic.twitter.com/9rqQ73lRyQ— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) September 13, 2017
While Mark spotted the olives on this pizza and so rightfully fed it to the cat:
Oh, my paw touched that slice! My bad, and I should probably tell you that I was just in my "box", so I'll relieve you of it. #AnimalExcuses pic.twitter.com/zbdKiyjoLH
— ✌Mark Bonnet🤘 (@Mytquinn69) September 13, 2017
Rebel was reaching with this one but we awarded effort points:
I would join your party for cats but you gotta draw feline somewhere …. #AnimalExcuses
— Rebel With A Cause (@tequilarebel) September 13, 2017
While Stephen seemed a little sheepish:
It's not ewe, it's me #AnimalExcuses
— Stephen Cookson (@StephenCookson6) September 13, 2017
While Geff took it up a notch:
#AnimalExcuses I Have A Prior Encagement… @AFrikkinHashtag pic.twitter.com/jYbCLhkl1k
— Geff Gefferson (@GeffGefferson1) September 13, 2017
Dan continued flying the puns thick and fast:
#AnimalExcuses I can't run so fast today. I am still getting used to my gnu sneakers
— Dan (@Dan081275) September 13, 2017
Stephen buzzed in with this one:
It was a beeswaxident #AnimalExcuses
— Stephen Cookson (@StephenCookson6) September 13, 2017
John was his usual silky self:
I asked the caterpillar why he wouldn’t throw a punch. He said he was a larva, not a fighter.#AnimalExcuses
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) September 13, 2017
While Sydney threw in the double:
Are you kitten me right meow? #AnimalExcuses
— Sidney VII (@Sidneyoung21) September 13, 2017
Tali brought some rhythm:
I wouldn't say I'm smokin'
But I am puffin'#AnimalExcuses pic.twitter.com/N6NGJchiKg— Sir Taliesyne, of the Nether Regions (@Taliesyne) September 13, 2017
And Grego just kept it going:
Sorry I couldn't make it, my throat felt a little husky. pic.twitter.com/GTHoI3rEn8
— /grego (@Someguygrego) September 13, 2017
While Patrick was feeling a touch sensitive:
#AnimalExcuses had to stop someone from grabbing my nuts! pic.twitter.com/OiLeFsACBU
— Patrick Oehlke (@TheIronHeade71) September 13, 2017
Craig just kept on swimming:
Sorry I forgot your birthday, and also, I'm sorry I forgot your birthday. #AnimalExcuses pic.twitter.com/Ztqv6k9s51
— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) September 13, 2017
While Grendel’s Ghost went long:
#AnimalExcuses I'm porcupine-ing for you pic.twitter.com/lJ0d3rrGO6
— Gretel Ghost (@Margare60119979) September 13, 2017
Never to be outdone, John went for the slam dunk:
You're teeth are amazing!
I fl-ocelot!#animalexcuses— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) September 13, 2017
While Jeff was full of apologies:
Sorry I got your tongue
-cat
— Jeff Dwoskin – Hashtag Roundup (@bigmacher) September 13, 2017
Paul brought some contextual humour:
"Sorry I'm late, had to fend off a wild cat and now I smell bad."
"Lynx?"
"No thanks, I'll just go wash up in the bathroom." #AnimalExcuses— Paul Schofield (@schofey27) September 13, 2017
Jason’s hit us on so many levels:
I don't want to share. I'm shellfish. #AnimalExcuses pic.twitter.com/ZNkW1awDRw
— Jason Tanamor (@jasontanamor) September 13, 2017
While Keith got an actual SOL [Smile Out Loud] with this one:
#animalexcuses I was late for work cos….my aLlama clock didn't go off…
— Keith's Tweets (@a_snowman_4u) September 13, 2017
Mikeala Cat Even:
I just cat even today #AnimalExcuses
— MikealaSunshine🌺 (@Alohababe2011) September 13, 2017
While David’s dog was in trouble:
I can't come to obedience school today. I ate some bad homework last night. #AnimalExcuses
— David S Cat-man-dude (@bonesnorkel) September 13, 2017
Stan’s issue was more of an in-sight job:
I didn't have my glasses on! 👓 #AnimalExcuses @AFrikkinHashtag @HashtagRoundup pic.twitter.com/3GUMD25Tp1
— Stan Drews (@phizzwhizz) September 13, 2017
Helen just kept it going:
I'm dog-tired, Schnauzer bout giving me a second chance? #AnimalExcuses
— Hel-o Tweeps 🙂 (@ItsHelenT) September 13, 2017
While Barry thought this one up on the fly:
#AnimalExcuses
"This is not a real fly account so the account has been suspended until further notice"#BotFly pic.twitter.com/sFPDkZoDgI— Jalbeardzi, The Typo Pirate Yaarrrr (@Danzig303) September 13, 2017
A Mrs nailed hers in the fewest of words:
Feeling pawly #AnimalExcuses
— A Mrs™🐱🌹🌷🌺 (@AMrsYeah) September 13, 2017
Dr Yardsale came on over:
They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'Neigh neigh neigh' #AnimalExcuses pic.twitter.com/96HXjVZPOI
— Paging_DrYardsale (@DrYardSale) September 13, 2017
Gerlad’s was lost in translation:
#AnimalExcuses (in English) I am an animal, therefore incapable of complex thought. (in animal language) Woof.
— GerladH (@JoinerOfThings) September 13, 2017
While our V was trying to make peace:
#AnimalExcuses sorry , I didn't mean to Platypush you. pic.twitter.com/8h8L96kPDv
— VeldLot🌷 (@VeldLot) September 13, 2017
HAA… oh deer!
I'm sorry but I'm too busy. I have a gazelle-ion things to do. #AnimalExcuses
— HAA (@poeta_epicus) September 13, 2017
Mini T’s cup was half empty:
I don't think that's opossumable. #AnimalExcuses pic.twitter.com/TEImOEBfcZ
— Mini T🍷🎄 (@MiniT46) September 13, 2017
Jeff had to give in to the Proverb:
I didn't want to, but it's me see me do. – Monkey #AnimalExcuses
— simply Jeff (@jeffuschrist) September 13, 2017
Ordonian Warrior brought hers by degrees:
I would have applied for that position, but I didn't meet the necessary koala-fications. 🐨 #AnimalExcuses pic.twitter.com/iWobJmePbJ
— Ordonian Warrior (@OrdonianWarrior) September 13, 2017
Sassy was!
#AnimalExcuses why'd I bring a cheetah & a gerbil? You're the one who said you wanted to watch the Fast and the Furry ass!
— JamoTG (@SassyFacts_1) September 13, 2017
Funkadunk was struggling to get a confession:
Mr. Owl, did you make this mess?
Who?
Don't start that crap, you know damn well who!
Who?
Stop it #AnimalExcuses pic.twitter.com/MZMKUHPAew— Cpt. Funkadunk (@cptfunkadunk) September 13, 2017
While Abed fell for this one:
People are such hypocrites. They LOVE "Shark Tank" when it's hosted by dumb humans, but a REAL shark with his own show..? #AnimalExcuses pic.twitter.com/VZ8MQoAk3a
— TheWalkingAbed (@TheWalkingAbed) September 13, 2017
Paul scored some welcome Misdirection points for this classic:
"Sorry I'm late, there was a terrible rapper buying a dog outside."
"Pitbull?"
"No it was 50 Cent."
#AnimalExcuses— Paul Schofield (@schofey27) September 13, 2017
Helen was back to dog us with this one:
I made a mastiff mistake… #AnimalExcuses
— Hel-o Tweeps 🙂 (@ItsHelenT) September 13, 2017
While Brainstain was just telling it like it is #GoodBye
No can do, my wife wants me for dinner that day. #AnimalExcuses pic.twitter.com/voLJ7HqEc9
— Brainstain News (@BrainstainNews) September 13, 2017
Dennis can’t come to the phone right now…
What can I say, the doc has got me on a constrict diet #AnimalExcuses pic.twitter.com/hwHvZCvBXk
— Dennis Hood (@Dendirtcheap) September 13, 2017
And Evan debunked a long heard theory…
What? I never said I could chuck wood. #AnimalExcuses pic.twitter.com/P7A6t5uQuC
— Evan Greer (@evan_greer) September 13, 2017
OH MY WORD, you guys killed it – PUNS FOR DAYS – and so much of clever with much smiles and a few actual real life LOLs…
But somehow we even had some rise above all of those brilliant tweets to finish in this week’s F.L.O.P. FIVE
[5] Derry dropped one of my favourite tweets in the game with this classic:
#AnimalExcuses i can't stop laughing. I'm gonna puma pants
— Derry Jackson (@Djax30) September 13, 2017
[4] Syed brought the layers upon layers:
#AnimalExcuses My ass got stuck! pic.twitter.com/GGWuLChaQU
— Syed Abdul Razak (@tweetfeelsgood) September 13, 2017
[3] The best jokes are the ones where you don’t have to actually say the joke and John nails it here leading us all the way:
I had to cancel the tournament because I couldn’t find anyone else to play at that game.#AnimalExcuses pic.twitter.com/d8k9QUX3qo
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) September 13, 2017
[2] David really took this to a whole different level #Applause
Sorry, I thought you said to look into the "bass case scenario" #AnimalExcuses pic.twitter.com/Iu1Oq4LZHO
— David S Cat-man-dude (@bonesnorkel) September 13, 2017
[1] But the winner this week had to be Adriano & Paulina with this simple word and accompanying picture:
#AnimalExcuses Sorry ! pic.twitter.com/FwZqbuONT8
— ♫ Adriano&Paulina ♫ (@keet0007) September 13, 2017
Make sure you check out their YouTube channel over here and listen to some of their songs and maybe we will even be able to convince them to co-host a musical game with us someday?
Huge SHOUTOUT as always to the UnNamed Ones for making this an amazing game and please SHARE this post with your friends as it is too funny to keep to yourself.
Let’s keep the WIT in the Twitterer and see you on Wed at 1pm South African or 6am EST for the next great game…
love brett “Fish” anderson and No_bob
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