So while i hate the idea of pineapple on pizza, i have absolutely nothing against people who love pineapple on pizza [weirdos!] but after raiSINs and the non-word ‘bae’ it probably is the thing i pick on the most as a regular in Hashtagging games. But it’s a joke and always has been – despite an unfortunate incident with an old friend who felt like it was a personal attack because of how ‘strong’ i get with my anti-pineapple-pizza’ism [so apologies for that!]
All that aside i had been wanting to play a game with Muttley Matt forever as he has been my chief anti-pineapple0on-pizza nemesis and this was the week and so, of course, we had to go there.
[The Story So Far: Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6am EDT] an inspired and growing number of brilliant, creative and absolutely fun people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…]
Matt, aka @1CynicalCyborg, is a super fun guy and it was so interesting hearing a little bit of his story and really great having him co=host with us as he had been an AFH regular for as long as i can remember:
By now you know the drill, so we sent out an invite and a few examples of my own…
Join @BrettFishA and @1CynicalCyborg as they try to come up with some helpful #AlternativeUsesForPizza that you couldn’t or didn’t eat on @HashtagRoundup pic.twitter.com/sVLropudHz
— A Frikkin Hashtag (@AFrikkinHashtag) March 21, 2018
When seeking #AlternativeUsesForPizza the first stop surely has to be home-made video games… with @1CynicalCyborg and @BrettFishA on @AFrikkinHashtag pic.twitter.com/7c4Yc8XWvq
— Brett FISH Anderson (@BrettFishA) March 21, 2018
Dramatically improve Episodes I to III of Star Wars. #AlternativeUsesForPizza@StarWars @KeshaTedder pic.twitter.com/SgkIsYzlQg
— A Frikkin Hashtag (@AFrikkinHashtag) March 21, 2018
Matt was, of course, quickly into the mix;
#AlternativeUsesForPizza
Frozen pizza frisbee while the oven warms up— (Muttley) Matt (@1CynicalCyborg) March 21, 2018
#AlternativeUsesForPizza
Fold a large pizza like a taco & eat in one sitting for street cred with your Mexican friends.— (Muttley) Matt (@1CynicalCyborg) March 21, 2018
We had some of our regular bot friends swing by:
Everything you know about My Day Improves When is wrong.
— Wrong Bot (@yrwrong) March 28, 2018
https://twitter.com/TheSeinfeldBot/status/978987864129142784
And even a bot tune of the game:
#MyDayImprovesWhen is trending right now. Here's its tune! https://t.co/zRKd7Re2k3
— Trending Tunes (@trending__tunes) March 28, 2018
And then there were all of you – so many great toppings to this little game and of course we couldn’t pick them all, so once we had weeded out the pineapple and anchovies, we were left with this week’s…
FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS [aka The F.L.O.P.]
K Dawg started us off with a glimpse into her exercise regime:
#AlternativeUsesForPizza Lifting Pizza instead of Weights pic.twitter.com/RjsnOywVEA
— Kerry Teddy (@KeshaTedder) March 21, 2018
While Dreamweasel made a song and dance of it:
Bonus feature in vinyl re-release of the “Weird Al” Yankovic catalog
— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) March 21, 2018
Lee got practical:
#AlternativeUsesForPizza Drain hole cover!!
— lee bulmer (@Lee_21419) March 21, 2018
Saachi had a kind of ‘make love not war’ approach or was that ‘make love through war’?
#AlternativeUsesForPizza using it to slap someone. It'd hurt, but it'll taste good too!
— Saachi Kaur (@rsaachit) March 21, 2018
While Kellie was in it for the companionship:
#AlternativeUsesForPizza
A snuggle buddy for those cold, lonely nights 😍— kellie mcdonald (@kellielovesbook) March 21, 2018
Natalia was letting love be her guide:
A romantic gesture #AlternativeUsesForPizza pic.twitter.com/1LcpXHApeV
— .:Natalia:. (@BellaMoonP) March 21, 2018
A big guitar used it to keep his pet happy:
Pet Toy #AlternativeUsesForPizza pic.twitter.com/ns3QsUM5nN
— abigguitar (@abigguitar) March 21, 2018
Richard had all the architectural pun:
To build a leaning tower???#AlternativeUsesForPizza pic.twitter.com/awbbye1PAf
— Richard H (@FeeBooths) March 21, 2018
Patch kept it in the kitchen:
#AlternativeUsesForPizza to replace money with dough
— DM (@patchdennizen) March 21, 2018
While Bannon went for the tried and tested:
Substitute for Love #AlternativeUsesForPizza pic.twitter.com/NX88VvunHR
— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) March 21, 2018
Patch wasn’t done with the puns:
#AlternativeUsesForPizza as a stock market index called The Dough Jones index
— DM (@patchdennizen) March 21, 2018
Liz had much greater aspirations:
#AlternativeUsesForPizza replacing the moon
— Liz 😸 (@lizard_lou) March 21, 2018
Geff got a little messy:
#AlternativeUsesForPizza Snow Angels @AFrikkinHashtag pic.twitter.com/WDMe6QN3C5
— Geff Gefferson (@GeffGefferson1) March 21, 2018
While Tali alienated himself:
The perfect cosplay Face Hugger pic.twitter.com/xG5QSqviOE
— Sir Taliesyne (@Taliesyne) March 21, 2018
Neil took to the catwalk:
A fashion accessory.#AlternativeUsesForPizza pic.twitter.com/xl7aFkJHC8
— Neil (@neilt76) March 21, 2018
Rob had more sporty ideas in mind:
Clay pigeon targets#AlternativeUsesForPizza
— Rob (@GenericZA) March 21, 2018
As did V:
#AlternativeUsesForPizza well, this guy comes from Italy so…. pic.twitter.com/TcGxoCsLHd
— VeldLot🌷 ⚽ Go Red Devils 🇧🇪 (@VeldLot) March 21, 2018
While Brian’s felt a little Force’d:
Icebreaker for meeting your future father in law.#AlternativeUsesForPizza@AFrikkinHashtag pic.twitter.com/mmkHX3nxNL
— Brian Plaideau (@PhunPhactory) March 21, 2018
Mr Paul had more devious intentions:
Cheese smuggling. No-one would suspect anything #AlternativeUsesForPizza
— Mr Paul 🏴 (@CnstantPaul) March 21, 2018
There had to be one:
#AlternativeUsesForPizza as storage for unwanted pineapple.
— I'm Still thinking (@FixedAtLast) March 21, 2018
Simon had a creative suggestion:
Make up for Walking Dead extras.. #alternativeusesforpizza pic.twitter.com/wMHCKZkdNi
— fleece (@MrSimonPotts) March 21, 2018
Neil was giving it all the feels:
As a substitue for therapy.#AlternativeUsesForPizza
— Neil (@neilt76) March 21, 2018
Sammy had a different sort of proposal:
#AlternativeUsesForPizza proposal …. x pic.twitter.com/WZE9uUnATJ
— Sammy (@HowlinMad3) March 21, 2018
Alice was thinking of some divine intervention:
Forgiveness. #AlternativeUsesForPizza
…works for me. pic.twitter.com/m3uSLoj1au— Just call me Alice (@AMUSINGALICE28) March 21, 2018
While Billy was looking out for the city:
#AlternativeUsesForPizza new bat signal pic.twitter.com/SHo92DiiO6
— billy binion (@billy2kid45) March 21, 2018
Paladin looked in the mirror:
#AlternativeUsesForPizza part of a username
— PaladinPizza (@PaladinPizza) March 21, 2018
While Dava was not having any of it:
#AlternativeUsesForPizza do not exist. Treat the thing with the respect that it's due..
— DavaStarr (@DavaStarr) March 21, 2018
Jonas was feeling alright about life:
Substitute for emotional wellbeing. #AlternativeUsesForPizza
— Jonas Lefkowitch (@JonasLeft) March 21, 2018
While Julian was in the [star] wars:
For flying the Millennium Falcon #AlternativeUsesForPizza pic.twitter.com/wFhllMh4Yk
— Julian Ramirez (@cooljulian5) March 21, 2018
JoZ was wheely getting into this:
Delicious hub caps #AlternativeUsesForPizza
— JoZ Fababulous (@Khaoz83) March 22, 2018
Sammy was throwing the party:
Housewarming gift for Ninja Turtles #AlternativeUsesForPizza pic.twitter.com/A9lErQTxbr
— Sammy L (@CreativeAnarchy) March 21, 2018
But also arming the welcoming party:
Viking shields #AlternativeUsesForPizza pic.twitter.com/Zf8bpdGOwJ
— Sammy L (@CreativeAnarchy) March 21, 2018
Gail was channeling her inner Rihanna:
#AlternativeUsesForPizza Under My Pizzaella ella ella… pic.twitter.com/QrNyip3bsu
— Gail (@agail99a) March 21, 2018
While Dave was poking the bear:
#AlternativeUsesForPizza
Classroom globes for flat earthers. 🌎— Dave Raulerson (@RaulersonDavid) March 21, 2018
Who would have thought there would be SO MANY different, fun and creative uses for pizza? Well, clearly you guys did. But, as with every week, there were a few whose ideas were just top[ping] and so put your oily hands together for this week’s:
F.L.O.P. SIX
[6] Larry using the reverse psychology approach:
Substitute for diet meals #AlternativeUsesForPizza
— Larry’s 💩💩 Twin Ta-Tas (@LarrysTwin99) March 21, 2018
[5] Rich got scientific:
Pie chart pic.twitter.com/brsICTtZF7
— Rich (@Tisirich) March 21, 2018
[4] The Witty Guy certainly was as he rained down his puns on us:
To fight…. You wanna pizza me!!!
You are a weirdough😂😂#AlternativeUsesForPizza@AFrikkinHashtag— thewittyguy🕶️ (@SharmaIdhant) March 21, 2018
[3] Elle let the dogs out:
#AlternativeUsesForPizza …"alternative" FITNESS! 🐾🍕🐾🍕#woof nom nom nom #woof 🍕🍕🍕🍕🐾#dogtweet @AFrikkinHashtag 🙃 pic.twitter.com/4yV6orRUCl
— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) March 21, 2018
[2] Planes Control dazzled us with their maths:
Well, with pizza you can definitely improve your math skills 😉 #AlternativeUsesForPizza pic.twitter.com/oINDke38zB
— Planes Control (@planes_control) March 21, 2018
[1] While Disillusioned Hashtagger, despite the imagery, totally crushed it creativity-wise for this week’s TOP TWEET and TOP F.L.O.P.
#AlternativeUsesForPizza
A ‘stick-on’ elephant cold sore for trainee vets to practice on.— Disillusioned Hashtagger (@BBQHashtag1) March 21, 2018
Stunning work everyone, thanks for playing. Huge SHOUTOUT to Muttley Matt and long may our pineapple-on-pizza feud continue as well as the usual kudos to The UnNamed Ones from around the world who help make every game fly…
See you on Wed at 12 noon SA time or 6am EDT and let’s continue to KEEP IT FAMILY as you do and keep the WIT firmly in the Twitterer
love brett “Fish” and friends
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