So i’ve been having a few website issues but holding middle fingers that it’s sorted now and so we can finally do a catch up on last week’s Hashtagging game which was a lot of crazy fun as we got a little weird and complimentary… ish.
This week i had the incredible Katie aka @_Katiebyy69 co-hosting with me for the first time and she brought the party. In addition to her we now have a growing crew that call themselves The Unnamed Ones who are mostly made up of former co-hosts and some others who have really been huge support for @AFrikkinHashtag and every single week they show up in force and help make the game what it is today. An extra bucketful of cheerful banter [their weekly wage] to The Unnamed Ones. Of which, ironically enough, @KeshaTedder, my former nemesis [as well as current and future] has been the star performer as long as you pretend to yourselves that i didn’t just name her there.
THIS WEEK’S TAG
Compliments are strange and interesting things because some of them are completely obvious: “I love your new haircut” or “Your kitchen looks amazing”. But others can be a little more ambiguous such as saying “wow pregnancy really suits you” to someone who is not, or “this tastes interesting” and sometimes you have to guess whether it was meant to be a compliment or simply a veiled insult. We thought we’d have some fun with that this week as we invited you to bring out some Confusing Compliments… and boy, did you…
As always i shared a few examples to, you know, get the ball rolling:
Loved the birthday present, @KeshaTedder, I’m going to, um, keep it wrapped up forever so as not to damage it…
#ConfusingCompliment
Your voice reminds me of the sound my 1950’s fridge makes when the door opens…
#ConfusingCompliment
No, No, I meant “Phat” with a PH like all the cool kids say…
#ConfusingCompliment
BRING IN THE BOTS
Every now and then on one of my games i would come face to face with a Bot called the Seinfeld Bot and it was love at first tweet. Now i deem a game has been a successful one only when i receive a Seinfeld Bot tweet of approval and i am glad to say we achieved it with this one:
What’s the deal with #ConfusingCompliment? I mean if it’s a question, why do you want to complement? Who ARE these people?
— Seinfeld Bot (@TheSeinfeldBot) April 6, 2016
However, i also have a second favourite Bot [i know!] and it’s Bot? Schmot! and so clearly this was a doubly successful game:
#ConfusingCompliment? #ConfusingSchmompliment…
— Bot? Schmot! (@BotSchmot) April 6, 2016
As mentioned Katie was fantastic, HEARTing and RTing as fast as her account would let her as well as coming up with some gems of her own like these:
Today @AFrikkinHashtag is about complimenting each other. Or is it? @BrettFishA @_Katiebyy69 #ConfusingCompliment pic.twitter.com/aKUCCaKwds
— A Frikkin Hashtag (@AFrikkinHashtag) April 6, 2016
I guess that didn’t suck #ConfusingCompliment
— ~♡°Katie°♡~ (@_Katiebyy69) April 6, 2016
You look pregnant#ConfusingCompliment
— ~♡°Katie°♡~ (@_Katiebyy69) April 6, 2016
You remind me of my mom #ConfusingCompliment
— ~♡°Katie°♡~ (@_Katiebyy69) April 6, 2016
But let’s not be fooled. We all know you really only came here to see if you made it on to this week’s:
FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS [F.L.O.P.]
Well, did you? Not being on the list doesn’t mean you didn’t have good tweets. There were SO MANY great ones, but as much as i am unable to make a Top Ten list every week because of too much choice, i also can’t share them all. But here are some that really caught our eye for different reasons:
Marshall didn’t hold back:
Nice hat, did you get a free bowl of soup with that?#ConfusingCompliment
— Marshall (@MarshallSbar) April 6, 2016
Ran gave the straight jab:
I love how your smile only shows your upper teeth.#ConfusingCompliment
— ☯ Randall Zen ☯ (@ZenRand) April 6, 2016
While Nish [next week’s super co-host – WHOOHOO] brought out the p.s.:
Your voice is nice… I guess? #ConfusingCompliment
— NishBlack (@NishaNazim) April 6, 2016
Yaron did it with a pause and misdirection:
You look so… so intelligent. #ConfusingCompliment
— Yaron Melman (@NrouteHQ) April 6, 2016
Buzzy went abstract and you know how much we love misdirection:
When you talk, your words sound yellow to me
#ConfusingCompliment— Buzzy (@buzzyiswhat) April 6, 2016
Reggie nailed this tag: Is it? isn’t it?
You look comfortable. #ConfusingCompliment
— Reggie McRymple (@RMcRymple) April 6, 2016
CJ brought out that word:
Marty, that was very interesting music #ConfusingCompliment @AFrikkinHashtag @BrettFishA @_Katiebyy69 pic.twitter.com/rP2rjooj1J
— CJ Vercetti (@VercettiCJ) April 6, 2016
Nish was back with the double jab:
You’re not as stupid as you look #ConfusingCompliment
— NishBlack (@NishaNazim) April 6, 2016
While our favourite Bunni brought the compliment and let down:
You look amazing today, I barely recognised you#ConfusingCompliment
— Bunniboila (@bunniboila) April 6, 2016
Craig went for the birthdate:
I think it’s great you still wear skinny jeans at your age #ConfusingCompliment
— craig flynn (@craigflynn1) April 6, 2016
John gave the underhanded history stab:
#ConfusingCompliment you look so much better than the last time I saw you.
— John (@RollOn812) April 6, 2016
View went for subtlety:
But it Looks Good on You #ConfusingCompliment
— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) April 6, 2016
John went to the Don’t-Go-There place:
#ConfusingCompliment so when are you due?
— John (@RollOn812) April 6, 2016
Metalhanded found some obscure praise:
You’re so good at constantly being on twitter. #ConfusingCompliment
— metalhanded (@metalhanded) April 6, 2016
Tee went for the give and retract:
What a lovely shirt. Shame blue isn’t your colour #ConfusingCompliment
— Tee (@liltr2) April 6, 2016
Buzzy was back with literality [which should be a word!]:
You’re beautiful on the inside – like an ocean sunset, with intestines #ConfusingCompliment
— Buzzy (@buzzyiswhat) April 6, 2016
Patch too:
I’ve seen a lot of people in my time and you were one of them #ConfusingCompliment
— Patch Bohan (@Trickpatch) April 6, 2016
Abed who walks was another Nailed-It, because Yes? No?
#ConfusingCompliment Your voice totally matches your face.
— TheWalkingAbed (@TheWalkingAbed) April 6, 2016
Edward was as subtle as a ‘the Hammer’:
#confusingcompliment you have the hands of a Trump
— Edward Portell (@EdtheHammer) April 6, 2016
Fungus [yesterday’s amazing co-host WHOOHOO!] used a question:
Is that style back in fashion then ? #ConfusingCompliment
— Fungus the Bogeyman (@bigstevie1967) April 6, 2016
While Ego Sum Fortis went sci fi:
Aww, cute baby, can he “phone home” #ConfusingCompliment
— Ego Sum Fortis (@HatedbyMorons) April 6, 2016
Heaven went misdirectional:
You have the radiance of a young Benjamin Button. #ConfusingCompliment
— Heaven with a D (@FreshKnowsFresh) April 6, 2016
Geff philosophical:
#ConfusingCompliment You Look Like A Tree That Fell In The Forest That May Or May Not Have Made A Sound…@AFrikkinHashtag @_Katiebyy69
— Geff Gefferson (@GeffGefferson1) April 6, 2016
Thing 1 nailed it:
You’re eyes are really brown. #ConfusingCompliment@AFrikkinHashtag
— Thing 1 (@TagInAHat) April 6, 2016
Nish once more [you can see whay she’s co-host!] with a below the belt:
You must be a Kanye fan… :-p #ConfusingCompliment
— NishBlack (@NishaNazim) April 6, 2016
Simon managed to use the word ‘enchanting’ to insult:
The way the light reflects off your greasy hair is enchanting #ConfusingCompliment
— Simon Denness (@sdenness2000) April 6, 2016
Beautiful Mess kept hers relative:
You annoy me the least #ConfusingCompliment
— .beautiful mess. (@_wmxb) April 6, 2016
Or his. It is quite sexist that i assume the name ‘Beautiful Mess’ is a woman. Maybe it’s the ‘beautiful’ thing.
I’m gonna stick with that.
Meanwhile Ronin gave praise followed by countersuit:
I love your home. I could do do much with it. #ConfusingCompliment
— Ronin Mara (@RoninMara) April 6, 2016
Laurie used direction for misdirection:
I love the way you move into another room. #ConfusingCompliment
— Laurie Crosswell (@lauriecrosswell) April 6, 2016
Keebler was digging a little deep:
You really know how to work a buffet. #ConfusingCompliment
— Keebler sidejob (@kauffeemann) April 6, 2016
Rican had class:
#ConfusingCompliment Mmmm…These taste really healthy!
— RicanInBoston (@RicanInBoston) April 6, 2016
While Hells Bells went for unexpected:
Those shoes go lovely with your knees! #ConfusingCompliment
— Hells Bells (@bblace) April 6, 2016
Judge Waffles crossed the line:
U only need a lil ketchup for this streak u cooked #ConfusingCompliment
— Judge Waffles (@Wook316) April 6, 2016
While Anna gave praise… to your clothing:
#ConfusingCompliment
This dress makes you look so attractive. ?— Интисар Мохаммад (@AnnaM0hammad) April 6, 2016
Casey made me have to consult the dictionary [and you too, don’t lie!]:
If not for your chintz curtains, I’d never’ve had the courage to study phrenology. #ConfusingCompliment pic.twitter.com/UBqrEco5zf
— Casey Kimberly (@CaseyKimberly) April 6, 2016
Tonight on Cops used the ‘I’ word:
That smells really interesting. #ConfusingCompliment
— Tonight on Cops (@tonightoncops) April 6, 2016
Keli-Ann didn’t just go there:
Wow! You look awesome! You must’ve lost a TON of #weight!? #confusingcompliment #pieceofpye
— Keli-Ann Pye-Beshara (@KeliAnnArtist) April 6, 2016
Erin’s sounded a little personal [we love your voice from afar Erin!]
Your voice projects well. Uh… thank you?#ConfusingCompliment
— Erin Hilary (@erinnnhilary) April 6, 2016
One of the most popular came from Ran [and his friends at the Grandma Police]:
I love your nonchalance for English, completely carefree about the distinction between your and you’re.#ConfusingCompliment@BrettFishA
— ☯ Randall Zen ☯ (@ZenRand) April 6, 2016
Theresa gave a conditional:
You’d look really smart if you wore glasses #ConfusingCompliment
— Theresa (@tlcprincess) April 6, 2016
Delilah’s made me sad. But i loved the comeback:
You have really good hair for a black girl #ConfusingCompliment
No i have really good hair because I’m a black girl— Delilah (@RoyaLilah) April 6, 2016
Kittyhawk did not just go there:
#ConfusingCompliment. Your baby is so cute…must look just like your husband. (True story)
— kittyhawk (@NouriKathy) April 6, 2016
Rob nailed it:
You could be a hand model.
— Rob Sherritt (@RobSherritt) April 6, 2016
Barnes and Noble brought their brand and well played to them:
“You look like a reader.” #ConfusingCompliment pic.twitter.com/buC9n5SjWb
— Barnes & Noble (@BNBuzz) April 6, 2016
Colleen worked it:
Wow,I can’t believe we’re on the same paygrade! #ConfusingCompliment
— Colleen (@1morecolleen) April 6, 2016
Beth rewarded bravery:
You’re so brave, wearing your hair like that #ConfusingCompliment
— just plain beth (@whoawhut) April 6, 2016
Lang has your back:
I don’t care what people say about you. You’re OK in my book. #ConfusingCompliment
— Lang Parker (@langcomedy) April 6, 2016
Aiden kept us thinking:
I love how you’ve taken failure and made it part of who you are #ConfusingCompliment
— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) April 6, 2016
Brian tried to find the silver lining:
You look so much younger now. The extra weight really smoothed out your wrinkles.#ConfusingCompliment
— Brian Whelmingly (@Chewbacca_Sound) April 6, 2016
John made us feel good. Then double take:
You couldn’t be funnier. #ConfusingCompliment
— Johnsense (@John_Cioch) April 6, 2016
But this week two CONFUSING COMPLIMENTS stood out for me above all the rest and so today’s F.L.O.P. winners are:
Courtney who brought an actual live confusplement:
A 5 year old boy said to me “You look like a turtle” and then he squeezed my cheeks, in a somewhat adorable way. #ConfusingCompliment ?
— Courtney Johnson (@damncourtneyy) April 6, 2016
And Chiche12 which wins Misdirection of the week.
Your sweet voice is like the snap of a bra strap upon a sun burnt back. #ConfusingCompliment
— chiche12 (@chiche12) April 6, 2016
WELL DONE F.L.O.P.s and THANK YOU EVERYONE who took time out of your busy procrastinating to hang out with us and make this game so fun.
This game might not be for everyone – and that’s okay – because one thing we continue to drive home is that this is a FAMILY game so we’d love you to help us keep it that way. If you are ever wondering how to make it on to the F.L.O.P. this might help you out:
Every Wednesday at 12 noon South Africa time – we hope to see you next week. If you would like to be a co-host on @AFrikkinHashtag and you are someone who plays the game regularly and wants to be part of the vibe, drop me a line and let me know and we can see what may be. In the meantime, let’s keep the WIT in the TWITTERER!
Your host, Brett “Fish” Anderson and No_bob [the world’s most famous stuffed dolphin]
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