Sadly my website went down last night and this post which took me a long time to put together disappeared into thin internet air… so i will not be repeating the whole post with comments but i will include all the tweets that made it on to the F.L.O.P. list this week:
Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6am EDT] an inspired and growing number of crazy people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…
Although it does beg to be said that we saw this as a bit of a unique game and held the hope that it would get people thinking about how easily we use words without thinking about them. Torture is real and horrific and not to be taken lightly and yet we are so quick to call something ‘torture’ when it makes us uncomfortable or is inconvenient or something we don’t particularly like. So the hope with this game as we targeted THOSE things was to remind us that we should be slow to use words like torture when we don’t really mean it and in my opinion never use the word ‘rape’ to speak of anything that is unrelated to that horrific act and crime.
But people seemed to get it and we had a bit of fun as we looked at the things we sometimes take too seriously…
We had @hdtorch aka Heath as our more than capable co-host:
Just Ask me to Cohost! #AcceptableTortureMethod
— Heath (@hdtorch) July 6, 2016
Looking at People’s Children on Facebook #AcceptableTortureMethod
— Heath (@hdtorch) July 6, 2016
FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS
In reality, there’s no such thing as an #AcceptableTortureMethod
— Bunniboila (@bunniboila) July 6, 2016
Pretentious Radiohead conversation. #AcceptableTortureMethod
— Jonesy Snow (@WormLightning) July 6, 2016
@AFrikkinHashtag @BrettFishA @HashtagRoundup @hdtorch #AcceptableTortureMethod just sayin’ pic.twitter.com/9P72A92nVf
— MattRSays (@MattRSays) July 6, 2016
#AcceptableTortureMethod Putting plugs & legos on the floor pic.twitter.com/0ZoMThqVqo
— Gretel Armstrong (@SugarGretel) July 6, 2016
#AcceptableTortureMethod
Eat a banana in a crowded lift— Steven (@steve_d24) July 6, 2016
#AcceptableTortureMethod
Make a pensioner sit on a bean bag and ask them to get up.— Steven (@steve_d24) July 6, 2016
#AcceptableTortureMethod
Forced to listen to Justin Bieber pic.twitter.com/rFZl9kU74Y— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) July 6, 2016
Oh you are hungry?? Here’s some pizza… Vegan artisanal pizza… Mwhahahah!! #AcceptableTortureMethod
— Gabe Winchester (@Pegaso_Saint) July 6, 2016
#AcceptableTortureMethod being Scottish in England
— Shota Landia (@shotalandia) July 6, 2016
Forget the naughty step.
Wifi password changed.
#AcceptableTortureMethod pic.twitter.com/oMjcb8Tb1K
— -^Tim Watts^- (@twattstweets) July 6, 2016
100+ likes on my tweet but contains a misspelled word #AcceptableTortureMethod pic.twitter.com/DbznzTThI1
— Mrs. Touch (@the_mrstouch) July 6, 2016
#AcceptableTortureMethod
Cutting a sandwich for someone who has OCD pic.twitter.com/2gwjGWIxVC— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) July 6, 2016
A room full of creepy clowns #AcceptableTortureMethod pic.twitter.com/6WNpe2Wy0o
— Iris (@beakman79) July 6, 2016
In The Middle Ages an Iron Maiden was an #AcceptableTortureMethod
Now it’s an ageing, British heavy metal band. pic.twitter.com/Ch76wyF9fe— Bunniboila (@bunniboila) July 6, 2016
No edit button Un #AcceptableTortureMethod
— adu1tg33k (@adu1tg33k1) July 6, 2016
Put healthy granola bars in a donut box and bring them to the morning office meeting. #AcceptableTortureMethod pic.twitter.com/kAkdkq9q6G
— Shilo (@FibroShilo) July 6, 2016
Dial-Up#DropsTheMic
#AcceptableTortureMethod— Trevor Jones (@TGJones_62) July 6, 2016
Actually listen to this record #AcceptableTortureMethod pic.twitter.com/67ICzR8ugt
— Veldlot (@veldlot) July 6, 2016
Temporarily incarcerating @BrettFishA at a Prison Work Raisin Farm#AcceptableTortureMethod Mwahahahahahaha
— Rob (@GenericZA) July 6, 2016
Having to sit through three dysfunctional family Christmas dinners #AcceptableTortureMethod
— Jann (@wavemywand) July 6, 2016
#AcceptableTortureMethod being forced to sit next to that “over enthusiastic about everything” guy
— Peter Maes (@PeteMaes) July 6, 2016
Forced to watch helplessly as your beloved Tamagotchi dies #AcceptableTortureMethod
— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) July 6, 2016
#AcceptableTortureMethod
Decaf coffee.— Warren Baker (@SideOfHashTags) July 6, 2016
Passing ruffians shouting ‘nee’ to humble shrubbers when there’s a pestilence on the land.#AcceptableTortureMethod pic.twitter.com/Xju4dQwwIC
— Warren Baker (@SideOfHashTags) July 6, 2016
Someone following you around blasting nickelback #AcceptableTortureMethod
— Joe Blow (@nta71) July 6, 2016
Make them watch a full tv series except the finale #AcceptableTortureMethod
— Reggie White (@BigReggieReg) July 6, 2016
Being forced to read my relative’s annual Christmas newsletter, rife with spelling and grammatical errors.
#AcceptableTortureMethod— LisetteInBlue (@bookgirl8) July 6, 2016
Cubicles #AcceptableTortureMethod
— Taro Rivas (@RivasTaro) July 6, 2016
#AcceptableTortureMethod Release your dragons! https://t.co/ucVIcM9BuM pic.twitter.com/ewKzTFWtGs
— Ifra Nadeem (@IfraAshraf) July 6, 2016
Taping someones eyelids open and continuously taking their picture while a fan is blowing on there face #AcceptableTortureMethod
— Tillis Ward (@BTVisions) July 6, 2016
#AcceptableTortureMethod licking windows pic.twitter.com/nzkBqPDJ4c
— Johnsense (@Johnsense38) July 6, 2016
Growing up with both parents and having to hear that “…as long as you still under my roof…” phrase #AcceptableTortureMethod
— Mr Skeptical (@AdelG9) July 6, 2016
#AcceptableTortureMethod
The voice in your head replaced by your old tweets on repeat.— UnitedBeforeJose (@Ruin111x6) July 6, 2016
#AcceptableTortureMethod taunting pic.twitter.com/Zg4gFDMTKq
— Lili Von Shtupp (@Lily_Bell82) July 6, 2016
Take the cell phone away for a month and you only can use landlines. #AcceptableTortureMethod
— Lang Parker (@langcomedy) July 6, 2016
#AcceptableTortureMethod Licking pole in sub zero temperatures pic.twitter.com/tqfAPEx3Fr
— harleyb (@harleyb11) July 6, 2016
Children asking “Are we there yet” #AcceptableTortureMethod
— Zvjezdan Patz (@zvjezdanpatz) July 6, 2016
Walking barefoot across a dark room scattered with Legos. #AcceptableTortureMethod pic.twitter.com/ulnsSTy8GY
— CK (@charley_ck14) July 6, 2016
#AcceptableTortureMethod Having dinner with some one that scraps her fork across her teeth every bite she takes. pic.twitter.com/786o2L6wTU
— Skidz (@TA_Skidz) July 7, 2016
#AcceptableTortureMethod social media access without the ability to successfully post.
— Pooble Moo (@pooblemoo) July 6, 2016
F.L.O.P FIVE
[5] We don’t need to listen to this from Al to know it’s a winner:
#AcceptableTortureMethod pic.twitter.com/Rg0nJHvyXA
— Al (@Yo_Soy_Al) July 6, 2016
[4] Political Freakshow went super deep with this classic:
Jazz hands unironically #AcceptableTortureMethod
— Political Freakshow (@PolitiFreakshow) July 6, 2016
[3] Juggernaught brought the pain we have all faced on too many occasions:
Trying to find the end of the Sellotape #AcceptableTortureMethod pic.twitter.com/dWIRvtN2Ev
— Juggernaught (@PaulSte42038667) July 6, 2016
[2] James Blonde probably got the closest:
#AcceptableTortureMethod Forcing someone to read nothing but YouTube comments for a month.
— James Blonde (@JimmyBlonde79) July 6, 2016
[1] But Stevie definitely took it this week with this one which is probably more relevant to those who don’t have children of their own:
#AcceptableTortureMethod middle seat on the #GuinessWorldRecord flight for most newborn babies to fly around the world nonstop
— Stevie Keith (@SteamyKeith) July 6, 2016
But i thought we should finish with this one from Jessica which although again should not perhaps be the actual word ‘torture’ but certainly conveys some kind of the emotion for those of us who have loved and lost and loved again.
Love is the only acceptable torture worth enduring. #AcceptableTortureMethod
— jessica (@_babyblue13) July 6, 2016
Thank you to everyone who played. Make sure you’re on the @HashtagRoundup if you’re not already so you can find out about all the games as they happen. See you on Wednesday.
love brett “fish” and No_bob and the whole @AfrikkinHashtag crew…
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