What impresses you? Beyond old Shania Twain songs that it?
Well armed with dual co-hosts we decided to find out just that, in the hopes that Shania Twain might feel vibed up and join in [she didn’t! Clearly we didn’t impress her much!]
But we did have these two super people who have been playing AFH for a while and featuring on the F.L.O.P.s and they both dived in:
Ross @RossMoorhouse
We really wanted this to be a positive and uplifting game and with the tag #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch [a riff on Shania’s 1998 song “That Don’t Impress Me Much”] we created a good foundation to.
As per usual i got the ball rolling with some tag examples:
He’s probably blocked me long ago, but i’ll keep trying:
Chris Pratt [@PrattPrattPratt] in pretty much any movie or show.
#ThatDoesImpressMeMuch
People who live what they say they believe. #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch
That @KeshaTedder still wears her homemade Jar Jar Binks suit not ever caring what you think. #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch
People who live their lives in the service of others. #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch
People who compete in and finish endurance sporting events. #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch
MEET THE CO-HOSTS
Jess and Ross were great and these are just a few of the gems they threw into the mix:
#ThatDoesImpressMeMuch
You're looking at this tweet right now— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) August 3, 2016
#ThatDoesImpressMeMuch
It's bigger on the inside! pic.twitter.com/9uXXMZ2Xma— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) August 3, 2016
#ThatDoesImpressMeMuch
This is what happens when you drop a Nokia pic.twitter.com/tXVweIwmnn— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) August 3, 2016
#ThatDoesImpressMeMuch
They finally found Dory pic.twitter.com/xMHILx94Kb— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) August 3, 2016
People coming together for the #PeaceMovement #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch
— Jessica Carberry (@Jessberrie) August 3, 2016
Honey, I'm home! You've cleaned ,did laundry, cooked me dinner !!! Now, #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch
— Jessica Carberry (@Jessberrie) August 3, 2016
How much this does looks like a loaf of bread #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch pic.twitter.com/fSsCPIgApK
— Jessica Carberry (@Jessberrie) August 3, 2016
People who give it all they got while they have the chance – @ShaniaTwain #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch pic.twitter.com/JpfvSjjxTZ
— Jessica Carberry (@Jessberrie) August 3, 2016
People up this early and throwing these tweets out there like rock stars! #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch pic.twitter.com/ruNKqQ96Rl
— Jessica Carberry (@Jessberrie) August 3, 2016
The game trended for a good while:
#4 hashtag USA #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch With @AFrikkinHashtag
— Hashtag Roundup (@HashtagRoundup) August 3, 2016
But we all know that for us at AFH the measure of a good game is DID WE GET THE SEINFELD BOT????
What’s the deal with #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch? Do you floss me? Am I a nail? Am I an actual lyric? Just what am I?
— Seinfeld Bot (@TheSeinfeldBot) August 3, 2016
Although making it to our sixth Twitterer moment was also an accomplishment…
So huge thanks to all of you for all of that… but what we are all really here for is the F.L.O.P. list, right? Always a point of amusement as new additions to the F.L.O.P. often have no idea what it all means… well my nickname is FISH and F.L.O.P. stands for the:
FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS
A list of some of the top tweets from the game that we grabbed, that are all FAMILY FRIENDLY and for the most part that fall into our four main pillar categories of FUNNY and CLEVER and MISDIRECTIONAL and RANDOM [but related]… so let’s see who made it this week:
Ryan was first to reference our country star:
#ThatDoesImpressMeMuch Shania even though I don't impress her much pic.twitter.com/JFcsZEXZ5z
— Ryan (@ryanztweetz) August 3, 2016
Googer winked at the game:
So you like to hashtag? #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch
— googergieger (@googergieger) August 3, 2016
Followed by a shout out to all the Pokemon hunters:
So you finally caught them all, huh? #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch
— googergieger (@googergieger) August 3, 2016
Shota coined a new phrase [well for me anyways]:
#ThatDoesImpressMeMuch the ability to hold in trouser coughs at industry meetings
— Tom Vaughn (@shotalandia) August 3, 2016
Rob is a quality over quantity kind of guy:
#ThatDoesImpressMeMuch if you can inspire in 140 characters or less.
— Rob (@GenericZA) August 3, 2016
While Eric was on our wavelength:
You don't know who the Kardashians are #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch
— Eric Little (@SoCalEricLittle) August 3, 2016
Andrew had words of praise for his wife:
#ThatDoesImpressMeMuch How my wife has put up with me for 21 years ….I will admit I'm not easy to live with and am probably mental
— Andrew (@1andrewfenton) August 3, 2016
While our favourite Bunni had some sarcasm for the freaky nightmare enducing children -toy people:
Brilliant product-design! ;D #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch pic.twitter.com/BBGSNpQV48
— Bunniboila (@bunniboila) August 3, 2016
Johnsense had a shout out to the grandma police:
You're English is gooder then mine. #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch
— ⚡💦️ Johnsense ⚾💞⚡ (@Johnsense38) August 3, 2016
Rebel had a special message for those running that extra mile :
People with intellectual or physical disabilities giving their all at the Disabled Olympics. #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch #RealAthletes
— Rebel With A Cause (@tequilarebel) August 3, 2016
Who characteristically brought the Who:
https://twitter.com/WhoBrannigan/status/760780404307726336
While Shellie honoured those showing what real men are actually all about:
Faithful men. Yes please. #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch
— Shellie (@dirtroaddiva1) August 3, 2016
Christian was impressed by the Moss:
#ThatDoesImpressMeMuch forming a nine letter word on "Countdown" pic.twitter.com/APqS4u6mY2
— Christian Fletcher🍁 (@Darth_Pingu) August 3, 2016
Who is waiting on some money:
https://twitter.com/WhoBrannigan/status/760781170472812544
While Craig was taken by the artwork:
What a wonderful cover up ,You'd never know #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch pic.twitter.com/6CU9hVTJ3J
— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) August 3, 2016
Buzzy was impressed by his cat’s work ethic:
When my cat makes me a sandwich and doesn't get fur in it for once #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch#OKItsLate
— Buzzy (@buzzyiswhat) August 3, 2016
And Kevin was not far behind:
#ThatDoesImpressMeMuch
My cat helps around the house pic.twitter.com/ZVdIsngQwu— Kevin Johns (@Berlinseshdmtv) August 3, 2016
While all it took for Grendel was Bubble Wrap:
Bubble wrap #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch pic.twitter.com/RDOXmnQHSU
— Gretel Armstrong (@SugarGretel) August 3, 2016
Katt was “impressed” that you sized her up:
That you guessed my age and weight accurately.
(Punches you in the face)
— Katt Funny (@KattFunny) August 3, 2016
While Craig was blown away by your culturisational skills:
Turning a monster into a suave sophisticated man about town #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch pic.twitter.com/S5mGY4nBhc
— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) August 3, 2016
Andrew was taken by perspective:
Anybody with a fatal disease and in pain that doesn't whinge or moan whereas we get upset at trivial things
— Andrew (@1andrewfenton) August 3, 2016
As was Daniel:
#ThatDoesImpressMeMuch People whose careers involve working to make the lives of physically and mentally disabled people better
— I'm Just Dan (@DanielAshley13) August 3, 2016
Jess had another winner with this [does he wear his underwear on the outside so you can’t see his nuts?]:
That Superman is a squirrel!! Who Knew! #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch pic.twitter.com/aaLLrz8uqZ
— Jessica Carberry (@Jessberrie) August 3, 2016
Li-Slay gave a shout out to the parentals:
https://twitter.com/therice777/status/760787332953837569
And Ice Collar spoke to Community:
https://twitter.com/ICECOLLAR/status/760787380437516288
Oualiid was impressed by a dog walking a dog [mind blown]:
#ThatDoesImpressMeMuch when i was a little kid 😊✋🏻 pic.twitter.com/8t32EDkgu7
— 🍕 (@Walid_Djelid) August 3, 2016
Matt wasn’t even mad:
You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? I'm not even mad #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch
— Chew (@nolansdad55) August 3, 2016
View was impressed by his sun:
The Sun bringing colors forth early on a Summer morning #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch pic.twitter.com/Odzg6Hlhx1
— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) August 3, 2016
Scott was impressed by the real bird man:
#ThatDoesImpressMeMuch This. This guy. pic.twitter.com/WPqolzGvXd
— ScottBytes (@ScottBytes) August 3, 2016
For Lady Charlie it was a show of strength:
#ThatDoesImpressMeMuch The Highland games 😎 pic.twitter.com/SPFRWfbk31
— 💋Lady Charlie💫✨ (@LadyCharlie3) August 3, 2016
For Andrew it was his wife just knowing:
My wife's mindreading skills ….I walked into the bedroom naked and she said " OK I will run you a bath "
— Andrew (@1andrewfenton) August 3, 2016
For Daryl it was the little things
#ThatDoesImpressMeMuch Contortionism. Even if you can touch your toes after age 40 that raises an eyebrow.
— Daryl Deliberately (@DarylALTA) August 3, 2016
Followed up by Uncle Haggis and Jayme bringing it home:
@DarylONT @JaymeMcKenna I haven't had any problems . pic.twitter.com/KSkXa3Rgdp
— Uncle Haggis (@NutherFineMess) August 3, 2016
@mikeconners730 @DarylONT pic.twitter.com/i5gTlouJeH
— ❤️ Jayme Really (@JaymeMcKenna) August 3, 2016
Rishabh was all about the classic selfie:
Taking This Kind of Adventure's Selfie #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch pic.twitter.com/l90da8q8Ed
— Rishabh Sharma (@im_srishabh21) August 3, 2016
While for Tracy it was her mom:
Me:I can't find it*after searching for hours*
Mom:*after 3 seconds*It's right here #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch pic.twitter.com/AzTBIU6fRC— tracy reson (@tracy_reson) August 3, 2016
Joshua was also up for some mind-reading:
When a girl sees you fidgeting in your dress shirt so she scratches your back without being asked #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch
— Joshua Rose (@Jarose215) August 3, 2016
While Warren had this:
#ThatDOESImpressMeMuch
People who don't use the belittlement of others to define themselves.— Warrentea (@SideOfHashTags) August 3, 2016
Jacc was looking for depth:
A legit conversation with equal discussion of our interests and opinions.#ThatDoesImpressMeMuch
— J! C! (@theDRaGnrebOrN) August 3, 2016
And Papa John as well [much cheering from AFH]:
People actually having a conversation in a restaurant without a sign of a cell phone.#thatdoesimpressmemuch
— Rapping Papa John (@CooterMr) August 3, 2016
As was Elizabeth:
Not checking your phone every 5 minutes during time with friends.#ThatDoesImpressMeMuch
— Elizabeth (@ElizabeththeMob) August 3, 2016
Ragon had an eyebrow lift for his nana;
#ThatDoesImpressMeMuch The same nana that takes five minutes to find exact change can cover a 52 on 40 different Bingo cards in 3 seconds.
— Ragon Roclaf (@tportdragon) August 3, 2016
For Tazreen it is the best kind of PUNishment:
#ThatDoesImpressMeMuch excellent puns pic.twitter.com/fD8kqRV5Ga
— Tazreen Tasnim (@tazreentasnim) August 3, 2016
Matt brought this fun fact:
#ThatDoesImpressMeMuch
Shania Twain used to be married to a dude named Mutt.— Muttley Matt 2.0 (@1CynicalCyborg) August 3, 2016
And our favourite Stormtrooper was amped for snow skills:
Yep, #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch. Very much. pic.twitter.com/sU44TGj2Mg
— Deadpool Fett (@DeadpoolFett) August 3, 2016
Mexitaliana was impressed by discipline:
When folks stick to their diet for longer than 8 hours 🙌🏼 #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch pic.twitter.com/OVrhP9qG9k
— ER Nurse Mexitaliana (@mexitaliana777) August 3, 2016
GREAT STUFF everyone and there were many great ones i missed, but thank you for playing.
This week, the ones that stood out for me were those of a truly positive nature…
Although SPECIAL SHOUT OUT to Gnurbella who brought this stunner:
You stand out in a crowd.
#ThatDoesImpressMeMuch pic.twitter.com/OrqwskKKb3— Gnurberella (@needleshunt) August 3, 2016
But this week’s F.L.O.P. FIVE goes out to these bigger picture people:
[5] Rob, who was impressed by people stepping in:
People that stand up for the little guy.#ThatDoesImpressMeMuch
— Rob (@GenericZA) August 4, 2016
[4] Kerry, who is all about character:
People who have principles and stand up for what's right even when it's inconvenient or frowned upon. #ThatDoesImpressMeMuch
— Kerry Wyler (@kerrywyler) August 3, 2016
[3]Louise, lling for a different sense of adventurous:
#ThatDoesImpressMeMuch When someone hires you& takes a chance on ur willingness to learn &skills, not necessarily qualifications @BrettFishA
— Louise Bowley (@louisebowley1) August 3, 2016
[2] Richard, seeking authenticity:
When people consistently live as though loving God and loving neighbour are the two greatest commands.
— Richard Baxter (@NotThatRBaxter) August 3, 2016
[1] And finally this tweet by The Elf who reminds us in a time of much turmoil around the world, where so many people have been displaced, where the real space to be impressed is:
https://twitter.com/Georgestownelf/status/760787451619270657
What a stunner of a game thanks to Ross and Jess for taking on co-hosting duties and the usual gang of behind-the-scenes UnNamed Ones as well as the @HashtagRoundup app which continues to be the leader of Hashtag games on the Twitterer. If you have not downloaded it yet, you really should and some exciting changes are coming up soon…
If you are not already following @AFrikkinHashtag and myself @BrettFishA then please put that right and we will see you all on next week’s F.L.O.P. [that is, if you make it] and for South Africa’s number 1 Hashtagging game next Wed at 12 noon SA time and 6am EDT…
Til then, as always, keep the WIT in the Twitterer and let’s play nice.
love brett “Fish” and the world’s most famous stuffed dolphin, No_bob
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