Looking back at 2016 went REALLY well, so we decided to peek ahead to 2017…
[The Story So Far: Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6am EDT] an inspired and growing number of brilliant, creative and absolutely fun people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…]
With @TomMalvaso in the co-hosting position, we set out to invite you to share with us some plans you have for 2017. More than simply a list of resolutions, [which tend to last what, a week?], we wanted to know what you actually want to commit yourself to in 2017. Is there a new language you want to learn? A relationship you want to pursue? A hobby you want to start?
So we sent out the invitation:
And gave some of our ideas…
#In2017IWantTo really try to listen better. Come and share your hopes for 2017 with @TomMalvaso and @BrettFishA via the @HashtagRoundup
What are your plans for the New Year? Join first time co-host @TomMalvaso with your host @BrettFishA as we play #In2017IWantTo
And one of my biggest goals for 2017 is to up my knowledge and speaking of the African language isiXhosa
Tom was quickly on to this like a duck to water or me to a plate of chocolate things at a wedding tea:
#In2017IWantTo read 5 books from Bill Gates 2016 reading list
— Tom Malvaso (@TomMalvaso) December 7, 2016
#In2017IWantTo listen to at least one Informative Ted Talk per week
— Tom Malvaso (@TomMalvaso) December 7, 2016
#In2017IWantTo set up a treadmill in front of the TV for a Lord of the Rings marathon… so I can walk my dog
— Tom Malvaso (@TomMalvaso) December 7, 2016
As were two of our favourite bots:
What's the deal with #In2017IWantTo? Do you love me? Am I a ticket? Am I an actual kill? Just what am I?
— Seinfeld Bot (@TheSeinfeldBot) December 7, 2016
#In2017IWantTo? #In2017IWantSchmo!
— Bot? Schmot! (@BotSchmot) December 7, 2016
And we were quickly hitting the charts in the US:
#2 USA #In2017IWantTo with @afrikkinhashtag @BrettFishA @TomMalvaso
— Hashtag Roundup (@HashtagRoundup) December 7, 2016
More importantly for me, we cracked the much harder trend list of my country, South Africa:
⒈ #SABC
⒉ #Ramaphosa
⒊ #BlameItOnThePresident
⒋ #In2017IWantTo
⒌ #BallersExperience2016/12/7 14:53 SAST #trndnl https://t.co/I3Pws3WfVi
— Trendinalia ZA (@trendinaliaZA) December 7, 2016
As well as a few other fun places:
#In2017IWantTo just started trending with 10222 tweets. More trends at https://t.co/1z2nx2qb8e #trndnl
— Trendinalia Italia (@trendinaliaIT) December 7, 2016
https://twitter.com/trendinaliaCA/status/806510556098097152
#In2017IWantTo just started trending with 10222 tweets. More trends at https://t.co/iQIQ3mQZoL #trndnl
— Trendinalia France (@trendinaliaFR) December 7, 2016
⒈ #PMQs
⒉ #wednesdaywisdom
⒊ Junaid Jamshed
⒋ Person of the Year
⒌ #In2017IWantTo2016/12/7 14:53 GMT #trndnl https://t.co/do7Hdxwcnc
— Trendinalia UK (@trendinaliaGB) December 7, 2016
i feel like this is the first time i’ve seen us trend in Ireland:
https://twitter.com/trendinaliaIE/status/806530675926913024
And Trending Tunes even played along, appropriately giving us BackStreet Boys “I want it that way”
#In2017IWantTo is trending right now. Here's its tune! https://t.co/At6UXYEfPu
— Trending Tunes (@trending__tunes) December 7, 2016
And we loved having PETA swing by with a message of life:
#In2017IWantTo be a friend to all animals ❤️ https://t.co/nuvbJM37vB #GoVegan2017 pic.twitter.com/wwGCAEpQIy
— PETA (@peta) December 7, 2016
But we know that one thing you will all be hoping for in 2017 is more appearances on the F.L.O.P. list, especially those of you who have figured out what it is… so without further much ado about nothing, here are this week’s contenders:
FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS
Starting off the game with Supes himself who sounded a little desperate:
#In2017IWantTo have a sidekick.
— Superman (@SupermanTweets) December 7, 2016
i loved this one from AstroNitin and love stories of people meeting Twitterer made friends in real life:
#In2017IWantTo Meet all my wonderful Twitter Friends. 🙂🌹❤️🙏
— Nitin (@Maine_Nitin) December 7, 2016
Geff was feeling optimistic:
#In2017IWantTo Tweet Like Somebody Is Reading!!!@AFrikkinHashtag
— Geff Gefferson (@GeffGefferson1) December 7, 2016
Maggie-Lyn is looking to have a happy-pee 2017:
#In2017IWantTo finally learn to sleep through the night without having to get up once to pee pic.twitter.com/4nDEm4HoEn
— maggie-lynn (@ChestyMcNester) December 7, 2016
While Shota has his work cut out for him:
#In2017IWantTo exercise my demons…..they are getting lazy !
— Tom Vaughn (@shotalandia) December 7, 2016
Grendel might want to pull back a little on her wish:
#In2017IWantTo Get fit pic.twitter.com/VIGFiNe7Ry
— Gretel Armstrong (@SugarGretel) December 7, 2016
This was an absolute winner from Veldlot:
#In2017IWantTo see people laugh and stay happy pic.twitter.com/fTBdar4wyl
— VeldLot🌷 (@VeldLot) December 7, 2016
Steven knows what i he wants:
#In2017IWantTo eat more bacon. pic.twitter.com/SJZkZ953bq
— 😎Dick Fitzwell just (@StevenEveral) December 7, 2016
Love John’s commitment, especially after a rough 2016:
#In2017IWantTo remain positive in the face of whatever comes.
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) December 7, 2016
Sara’s intentions feel just right:
https://twitter.com/Mcleanization2/status/806454347211165696
Meanwhile my nemesis, K Dawg, was trying to be bunny:
#In2017IWantTo See more animals @BrettFishA pic.twitter.com/nLkid48iqp
— Kerry Tedder (@KeshaTedder) December 7, 2016
Matt is looking to forge closer friendships:
#In2017IWantTo become better friends with my soup guy pic.twitter.com/XmWtetuc0c
— MattRSays (@MattRSays) December 7, 2016
LiSanta i think was just trying to get to me [dates are second cousins to raiSIns – urgh!]
#In2017IWantTo Try dating more….. pic.twitter.com/pm5G2RgrBV
— Leeza (@Punder_Woman) December 7, 2016
While FeeBooths had the best kind of misdirection:
#In2017IWantTo Win the lottery so I could become a philan… philan… philan… a guy who gives money to people…
— Richard H (@FeeBooths) December 7, 2016
Lisa will be checking to see if X does in fact mark the spot:
#In2017IWantTo Be a FBI agent and see if the truth really is out there pic.twitter.com/GMlnmY2W1N
— Lisa Leyrer 😻 (@Lisaley) December 7, 2016
Edwin wants to mess with the laws of nature…
https://twitter.com/EdwinNermier/status/806462900202307585
Silas is not embracing superpowers anytime soon:
#In2017IWantTo stay non-radioactive.
— Silas Scarborough (@searchforithaka) December 7, 2016
Johnny has an interesting way of evening things up:
#In2017IWantTo find the gypsy witch that cursed me. And give her a wedgie
— johnny osullivan (@putlock) December 7, 2016
Doc came SO close…
#In2017IWantTo finish someth
— Doc (@DocDarnell) December 7, 2016
Molotov should perhaps adjust hers to something more reasonable:
#In2017IWantTo finally master the art of folding a fitted sheet.
— Molotov Cocktail (@MollyCocktail) December 7, 2016
While the Princess has a ways to go:
https://twitter.com/JudgyBlobFish/status/806461703403802624
Love the heart of JB – we need more like him:
#In2017IWantTo help more kids coming out of foster care! And not by donating to organizations, help em personally
— jb (@jerlbrown) December 7, 2016
Billie wants to think of others too, in her own special way:
https://twitter.com/Billie_Campbe11/status/806477033324810240
Aliyah has her sights set wide:
#In2017IWantTo do a Japan exchange program
— aliyah (@phuckboyphan) December 7, 2016
John also has an idea to meet more people… ish:
#In2017IWantTo stop biting my nails and start biting other people's nails
— John Moore (@johnalogue) December 7, 2016
K Dawg has decided to move on in the best of ways:
#In2017IWantTo leave all of the problems of 2016 behind and focus on making 2017 great.
— Kerry Tedder (@KeshaTedder) December 7, 2016
Abuti has something here:
#In2017IWant To live & embrace every second becoz treating this very moment as an obstacle to overcome is an absurd way to live @BrettFishA
— Abuti Zeefu (@Singularity_K) December 7, 2016
Loved this one by Alika, seeing the person inside:
#In2017IWantTo Find a way to help fat, skinny, tall, short, young, old women realize their true beauty as queens.
— Alika Hope (@AlikaHope) December 7, 2016
Will is looking to the slightly more distant future:
#In2017IWantTo start campaigning for Kanye's 2020 run.
— Will (@WillEckert99) December 7, 2016
Liam is ready to take things out to the real world:
#In2017IWantTo Improve my activism, especially offline activism.
— Liam Ⓥ (@The_V_Effect) December 7, 2016
Lee inserted a clever disclaimer:
#In2017IWantTo
Quit smoking and drinking
Join a gym
Start a healthy diet
Deny I wrote this tweet— Lee Smith (@Leeangrybarman) December 7, 2016
i think we are all with Shota here, except maybe the Star variety:
#In2017IWantTo witness fewer wars
— Tom Vaughn (@shotalandia) December 7, 2016
Soul Taggers was talking to all of us:
#In2017IWantTo give more and to ask less.
— #SoulTaggers 🌌 (@SoulTaggers) December 7, 2016
OtakuMami as well:
#In2017IWantTo stop enabling people and actually help them. I need to teach fishing and give fish, too.
— OtakuMami (@otakumami) December 7, 2016
So many great dreams, hopes and aspirations for 2017 – i love how often we are able to weave fun and seriousness together in this game and if we all just follow the advice above we are going to have an incredible 2017. Thanks to everyone who shared your desires for 2017… but one person deserves special mention this week as he provided both TOP F.L.O.P.S
F.L.O.P. TWO
[2] Finch is feeling a little divide-sive:
#In2017IWantTo part! Not "party" as such, but rather "part" things, like my hair, perhaps the sea.
— finch (@mioscenic) December 7, 2016
[1] And nails this week’s Top F.L.O.P. spot with this very specific request:
#In2017IWantTo ask for a raise. Not money or anything, just to get taller.
— finch (@mioscenic) December 7, 2016
Here’s to an incredible 2017 and hopefully we will all be doing what we can to make it great for someone else. Love the Community vibes on the Twitterer, especially with my crew of UnNamed Ones and all the Buckets of Cheerful Banter we get through each week.
i will be looking for new co-hosts in 2017 and so if you have never co-hosted A Frikkin Hashtag and would like to give it a try, drop me a message. Thanks for keeping it FAMILY [for the most part] and for continually hitting the five pillars of FUN and CLEVER and MISDIRECTIONAL and RANDOM [but related] and PUNNY. Those are what keep us trending and giving people LOLs and setting us a little apart from all the other games.
i am SUPER EXCITED for the crazy ridiculousness and fun we are going to be having in today’s game in a couple of hours so hope to see you there, but in the meantime i will leave you with this video of Logan Paul splitting the world [with a shout out to @_JessicaViana_ for putting me on to it]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSmkGmmy33g
See you at the next game with @AFrikkinHashtag on the @HashtagRoundup app.
love brett Fish and No_bob
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