What would  make you run? With the amazing @Solely_Toya at my side, we decided to find out…

[The Story So Far: Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6am EDT] an inspired and growing number of brilliant, creative and absolutely fun people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…]

First time co-host for AFH, Toya was such a smooth slide into the vibe of the UnNamed Crew and she took to the game like a duck to a snack that ducks really enjoy.

Toya

We sent out a fun invite to get people excited about the upcoming game:

Hashtag game invite

And then hit the ground running with some game starting examples of our own, beginning with an early dig at my ‘Nemesis’:

#IWouldRunIf @KeshaTedder ever started producing her own movies. #JarJar @StarWars

Jar Jar Sharknado

We also did our best to keep it Trump and Hillary free cos we’ve overplayed that avenue to death:

hashtag game start

A typical topical anti-raiSIN tweet can usually be expected from me if it fits in with the tag:

#IWouldRunIf I saw you heading my way with food and had even the slightest feeling that it might contain raiSINs in some form #STOPPIT #NO

hashtag game raiSINs

My latest cause has been to help free the world of pineapple infested pizza:

#IWouldRunIf I saw you putting pineapple on pizza because NO. #PineappleFresh #PizzaCooked #NeverTheTwainShallMeet #STOPPIT

hashtag game pizza pen pineapple

And finally some male and female “fashion” that caught my eye in a head-for-the-hills kind of way…

#IWouldRunIf I saw you wearing any of these [part I and II]:

hashtag game fashion

hashtag game fashion

#IWouldRunIf became a typical trending game quite quickly:

With visits from some of our favourite bots as is customary, Amirite bot even doing a double visit:

Toya was fantastic, as mentioned, and here are just two of hers:

But, as always, we know why you REALLY came in here and that’s to see if you made this week’s

FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS [F.L.O.P.]

Keith nailed it from the start – that pretty much feels like me [especially with a 109km cycle two weeks away – eek!]

Rob scored some early cute kitten points:

Geff has envisioned a great system here:

Cattsy has ulterior motives that need to be met:

Mrs DP just shot this one down from the start:

While Geff continued his creativity inspirationals:

Rob was back with some definite motivation:

While Jayme brought some realism:

Tom knew what he needed:

While Finch embodied the most of us:

Jeff channeled a musical great:

Lisette is not a big runner, UNLESS…

Sonu was feeling a bit self-conscious:

While Khareena was defiant:

View knew exactly what was needed in his case:

While Ironicicle scored Misdirection points:

John wanted science:

While Mark had his eye on the uniform:

Steven would run if his legs were outnumbered:

Manish knows what would do it for him, and maybe you:

Jimish scores great Misdirection points:

Silent K was more creaturely inspired:

Ruben lets the birds determine his path:

While Sean had to double take on his:

Ironicicle… well, i just don’t even know…:

While John scored some Misdirection:

Tom scored Who musical points:

Jess would join Colin Mochrie in this scenario:

While for Barbara it was a case of mistaken identity:

Minty decided to skip the whole thing:

i’d most probably be with David if this happened:

https://twitter.com/hmdave66/status/826756765740040192

Bella had a workable theory:

Abed… well yes:

And he was all over the Misdirectional pointage:

While Holmes wanted to know what YOU thought:

Boston Girl wanted to clarify the definition:

While it felt like Sassy was just reaching:

Joe knew he just needed to be faster than one person:

While Soren knows what he is about:

Grosby was weighing up priorities:

While we really enjoyed Renileigh’s kind of thinking:

https://twitter.com/renileigh/status/826762281845399552

Joy demanded company:

While Bryan has a single motivation and a quite freaky pic to go with it:

And of course there were a whole bunch of others, but these really were some of the best we saw… Well done to everyone who made this week’s F.L.O.P. – we look forward to seeing you all at next Wednesday’s game…

til then, let’s keep it FAMILY and keep on finding the WIT in the Twitterer…
love brett “Fish” anderson and The UnNamed Crew and No_bob the world’s most famous stuffed dolphin…