For this game, we decided to invite you to get creative in coming up with family-friendly and completely original and imaginative curses… and did you just?
[The Story So Far: Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6am EDT] an inspired and growing number of brilliant, creative and absolutely fun people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…]
It feels like Roe [Roe Roe your boat, gently down the stream] has been with us at AFH forever because he has such a gentle and calming presence and also because like me he understands that pineapple is amazing until you put it on pizza and then it is just a smidge below raiSIN. But this was his very first co-hosting game with AFH:
As per usual we sent out some invites:
But also we sent out a How To so everyone would know how to play:
May your perfect pizza arrive with a piece of cooked pineapple carefully hidden under a thick and juicy strip of bacon #ImaginativeCurse
May you inadvertently tell a story about Chewbacca to a group of Trekkies and only realise halfway through that you have the wrong crowd. #ImaginativeCurse
May the flies of 1000 camels hover 3.7 inches above your nose as you try to get to sleep on a humid summer’s night. #ImaginativeCurse
And so on…
Roe, as expected, jumped straight into it and hit the ground running:
May You Be Rick Rolled By Your Own Alarm Clock#ImaginativeCurse pic.twitter.com/0tMKAnEcMJ
— RoeSoLovesUofM (@roeu812) May 10, 2017
May the parade of 1,000 camels with bad kidneys find your underwear drawer#ImaginativeCurse
— RoeSoLovesUofM (@roeu812) May 10, 2017
Seems like camels were the go to for this game…
And we were amped to have some of our favourite bots play along:
Everything you know about Imaginative Curse is wrong.
— Wrong Bot (@yrwrong) May 10, 2017
What's the deal with #ImaginativeCurse? Doesn't the play have enough clients? Who ARE these people?
— Seinfeld Bot (@TheSeinfeldBot) May 10, 2017
#ImaginativeCurse #ImaginativeSchmurse…
— Bot? Schmot! (@BotSchmot) May 10, 2017
Blurp. #ImaginativeCurse
— Fish (@ARedFishy) May 10, 2017
We trended in the States as per usual but also in Puerto Rico which was a first i believe and this was a solid trending game:
@JaymeMcKenna Did you know that #ImaginativeCurse was Trending Topic for 5 hours? → https://t.co/KXdxV0ddB3 @WTFKlorine #trndnl
— Trendinalia USA (@trendinaliaUS) May 11, 2017
⒍ #RWC2019
⒎ #toryelectionfraud
⒏ Robert Miles
⒐ #JustinBieberIndia
⒑ #ImaginativeCurse2017/5/10 07:36 AST #trndnl https://t.co/Q2h6KsMyr0
— Trendinalia PR (@trendinaliaPR) May 10, 2017
But i know that most of you don’t hardly care about any of that, cos there is a F.L.O.P. list to get to and out of all of the thousands of tweets we looked at – and i’m sure we probably missed a bunch so if you didn’t make it tell yourself yours was one of those – these are some of the tweets that jumped out at us to make it on to this week’s TOP TWEETS list which we call:
THE FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS
Also before i begin, can i say i was a little nervous to run a hashtag game with the word curse in it and that being the focus and you guys totally blew me away with creativity over nastiness embracing the whole family vibe that we try run AFH with so THANK YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH – you guys totally came to the party on this one. #WhichShouldBeNoSurpriseCosYouTotallyComeToThePartyEveryWeekYo
Jayme started us off by skating on thin ice in a family-friendly game with this horrific wish:
May all the chocolate chips in your cookie turn out to be raisins#ImaginativeCurse @BrettFishA
— ❤️ Jayme Really (@JaymeMcKenna) May 10, 2017
While the jury is still out on whether this would be a curse or a blessing and for who:
may you lose your ability of uploading adorable gif.#ImaginativeCurse pic.twitter.com/gRxWeuuj3X
— Klorine (@WTFKlorine) May 10, 2017
Somehow it seems like John’s already came true, right K Dawg? #SheesaGonnaKillMeForDees
May you always talk like Jar Jar Binks!@KeshaTedder#ImaginativeCurse
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) May 10, 2017
While Brian was just being mean:
May all your Rt's be likes, & your likes be Quotes.
#ImaginativeCurse @AFrikkinHashtag @roeu812 pic.twitter.com/MnDNk0IgtE— Brian Plaideau (@PhunPhactory) May 10, 2017
As was Lisa, really hurtful and vengeful – WHY, LISA, WHYYYYYYY?
#ImaginativeCurse
May your every Facebook notification be candy crush invites. pic.twitter.com/vX9lVj5ZID— lisa a (@triqu3tra) May 10, 2017
Cattsy’s was creative but quite horrifying:
#ImaginativeCurse May you be cursed with hearing yourself blink.
— ⚜️ Cattsy ⚜️ (@Cattereia) May 10, 2017
While i am totally with V on this one – a strong curse indeed:
#ImaginativeCurse May your life be filled with morning meetings. These kind of morning meetings pic.twitter.com/l7CNfLmM6c
— VeldLot🌷 (@VeldLot) May 10, 2017
Dreamweasel’s was more creative but totally on the money: LOL, right?
May you be re-Tweeted by a guy named Larry with 75 followers who comments "LOL right"
— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) May 10, 2017
It seems Craig was one step ahead of me:
May you lose the ability to even #ImaginativeCurse
— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) May 10, 2017
Mr Math knows me and knows that I HATE THAT GUY!!!
May all your meetings end with "one quick question"#ImaginativeCurse
— Mr. Math (@math_tagger) May 10, 2017
It felt like Fishy was narrating my life, go figure:
May the pop up window pop when you're already too far into your click to abort. #ImaginativeCurse
— FishyFoto (@FishyFoto) May 10, 2017
While Zarrar’s felt closely relational:
#ImaginativeCurse
May all your mornings begin with "We need to talk".— Zarrar SalaHoudini ♎ (@ZarrarSalahPTI) May 10, 2017
While Cameron’s was all about Walking United:
May you always need re-accommodation
#ImaginativeCurse pic.twitter.com/TfOsOQ3EQW— Cameron Grant (@coolcam101) May 10, 2017
Paul was perhaps the harshest of you all:
#ImaginativeCurse Every Time pic.twitter.com/NatYaxY1Ha
— paul mac 🍻👍 (@PaulMackie007) May 10, 2017
While Linda’s was just early morning na-sty!
#ImaginativeCurse may the sugar in your coffee be salt pic.twitter.com/42F0L4SRqU
— Linda Moore (@ShareMooreStuff) May 10, 2017
Jae had a weird one for sure:
May your GPS only provide directions to Sesame Street! #ImaginativeCurse pic.twitter.com/XCmVS1m17L
— JaeW (@jaewiki) May 10, 2017
While i’m still trying to figure out if DM missed a letter:
#ImaginativeCurse
A plague on all your pens— DM (@patchdennizen) May 10, 2017
James’ curse won’t work on me cos mine grow at an underalarming rate:
#ImaginativeCurse May your beard hairs fall out at an alarming rate.
— James "HCP" Panic (@HalfCutPunkV2) May 10, 2017
While Codullus… um, just look at the tweet:
#ImaginativeCurse May your travels be with this guy pic.twitter.com/b70Dc595G2
— CodullusTheMagicUser (@Magicuseme) May 10, 2017
Stem is definitely on to me:
#ImaginativeCurse. May the faucet never turn on by waving under it in a restroom
— Stem (@tater8abug) May 10, 2017
Although it feels like 1Safe knows me even better:
#ImaginativeCurse
May your competitiveness become your downfall. pic.twitter.com/2yI2xRXMFj— 1SafeDriver.com (@1SafeDriver) May 10, 2017
Thamanda is just stating my daily reality here. Does that mean it worked?
May your clock always run fast and the driver in front of you slow. #ImaginativeCurse
— Thamanda Crompson (@japandamanda) May 10, 2017
Urgh hot soup spoon handle – the worst!!!
#ImaginativeCurse May your spoon always slip and sink under the hot soup you eat..
— Vivian Mayer (@mysty812) May 10, 2017
Seems i should tell Adrienne a funny story about me drying my hair on a stove plate once:
May your eyebrows singe unevenly when you get too close to a candle . #ImaginativeCurse@BrettFishA @roeu812 pic.twitter.com/oYbaDOASPk
— Adrienne Watson (@adriennefunny) May 10, 2017
Urgh Columbus, just Urgh!
May all your texts be of the one word or letter variety #ImaginativeCurse pic.twitter.com/beYaYVjGqL
— Columbus Neon (@ColumbusNeon) May 10, 2017
Loved this one from Scott and we all know which guy i will be:
May you always be the guy in front who doesn't realize the guy in back isn't also paddling. #ImaginativeCurse pic.twitter.com/RNoweEJ8lv
— Scott Allen (@ScottAllen) May 10, 2017
This one from Robert is evil in its subtlety:
#ImaginativeCurse
May all your friends always be slightly more enthusiastic than you..— Robert Adam (@Robadam69) May 10, 2017
While THAT Jessica knows how to push our buttons:
May your socked feet always find the wet spot on the floor. #ImaginativeCurse
— THAT Jessica (@laotraJessica) May 10, 2017
Bert is speaking about a very specific type of evil right here:
May you always be about to sneeze, but never actually sneeze #ImaginativeCurse
— Bert Swattermain (@BertSwattermain) May 10, 2017
Nasty Graham, nasty:
#ImaginativeCurse May you never get one of those fiddly tomato sauce plastic sachet things open.
— Graham Buxton (@BungleFinchley) May 10, 2017
While Jack just brings it home with this zinger:
May people find you "cute," "interesting" and "like a sibling" to them. #ImaginativeCurse
— jackmaypole (@drmaypole) May 10, 2017
Sho guys, it was SUPER HARD to lift any tweets above any other tweets this week [STOP MAKING YOUR TWEETS SO HEAVY!!!] cos they really were so good and so many of the above tweets could have made it on to the list below – my TOP F.L.O.P. list is not usually quite this long but in among all the really really great tweets with some amazingly imaginative curses, there were a bunch that crawled that last little bit to the top of the pile to announce their presence. These were the best of the best and are this week’s:
F.L.O.P TEN:
[10] This one by Robert to get us started is an instant classic:
#ImaginativeCurse
May your fries always be soggy ..like an old person just wee'd a bit on them.— Robert Adam (@Robadam69) May 10, 2017
[9] In fact we brought Robert back for #9 too as just imagining this actually taking place:
#ImaginativeCurse
May somebody always sneak a chocolate button between your bum checks at night so you think you've followed through…— Robert Adam (@Robadam69) May 10, 2017
[8] Heather imagined a future that is just too scary to contemplate except that, oh.
May you fall asleep in America and wake up in The Apprentice
#ImaginativeCurse— Heather (@teach_tao) May 10, 2017
[7] Sho, this one by Michael really got us thinking… it could go either way:
May you look into the mirror and see who you really are… #ImaginativeCurse
— Michael (@quickbear) May 10, 2017
[6] While Brian has to go and bring family into it:
May your elderly relatives from Facebook, follow you to twitter.#ImaginativeCurse @AFrikkinHashtag @roeu812 pic.twitter.com/lwAYHQcb8i
— Brian Plaideau (@PhunPhactory) May 10, 2017
[5] This was as much the wording as the words – very well played:
May it never be just a fart. #ImaginativeCurse @AFrikkinHashtag
— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) May 10, 2017
[4] Sho. Again. We had to think really carefully about this one Clauss.
May all your wishes come true #ImaginativeCurse
— (((Der Claus))) (@derclauss) May 10, 2017
[3] Ah flip, 1000 points to Dave for pretty much analysing my condition. How many times have i said this?
#ImaginativeCurse
May your mouth be faster than your brain.— Dave Moulden (@DraftieDawson) May 10, 2017
[2] Paul brought some genuine chuckles, magnified if you try and read this out loud with a straight face:
May your Châteauneuf-du-Pape forever be corked.#ImaginativeCurse
— Paul Schofield (@schofey27) May 10, 2017
[1] While this week’s winner could go to none other than John… I’ll have whatever John is having cos this… this… just this…
May you forever be as welcome as a third nipple at a genetic purity convention.#ImaginativeCurse
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) May 10, 2017
VERY SUPER EXCEPTIONALLY DONE everyone and well done to those of you who made the list – you made it really hard this week and this must be one of our funniest and creepiest lists to date… go out and practice these on your friends and family but don’t tell them i said that.
Huge shout out to Roe who is a legend and we are super happy to UnName Him and to the cast and crew of The UnNamed Ones who work tirelessly on the game so they don’t have to work tirelessly at work [looking at you tweeting under that table, V!]
Have yourselves a good one and as always let’s keep the WIT and not the TWIT in the Twitterer…
love brett fish and No_bob [the world’s most famous stuffed dolphin]
Let’s end off with the opposite of an imaginative curse… have a great week:
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