What if you mixed this animal with that animal we thought out loud… and you showed us…
[The Story So Far: Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6am EDT] an inspired and growing number of brilliant, creative and absolutely fun people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…]
With Mikeala @Alohababe2011 Sunshine in the co-hostess seat – AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEEK TO YOU MISS – we were ready and set to go and just waiting for the test tube to go off…
You are a bunch of weird and freaky assed people, you know that? But fortunately you are completely crazily fun and hilarious and super creative too and this game was a whole lot of WOW!
So we trolled the Googly and looked for some examples to get your scientific tinkerings going and sent out an invite…
i tried to get a little Ali on y’all:
#MyHybridCreatureIs a moth combined with the properties of a wasp because it kinda floats like a butterfly, but it stings like a bee.
And bring one of my favourite talk show hosts into the mix, with the introduction of the Jimmy Falcon
While leaving some space for an existential crisis:
The face of a kitten but the mouth of a shark… so do i pet it or not?
While Mikeala got herself right in there:
#MyHybridCreatureIs very popular amongst the snapchat crowd apparently 🐶😄 pic.twitter.com/EBeR8eX60h
— MikealaSunshine (@Alohababe2011) May 17, 2017
A Girail AKA my teen son, tall as a giraffe but slow as a snail when it comes to all things unrelated to his social life #MyHybridCreatureIs pic.twitter.com/8xdA1D5WRX
— MikealaSunshine (@Alohababe2011) May 17, 2017
#MyHybridCreatureIs everyone's worst nightmare, the Snider😖 pic.twitter.com/aCXKxEmCZ2
— MikealaSunshine (@Alohababe2011) May 17, 2017
That Snider looks particularly terrifying, although that Snapchat creature i also wouldn’t mess with in a hurry.
And then we let the Floodgates open to see what you would bring in and boy did you ever? So many great tweets making up this game and as always we could only sample a few, but some of the very beast that we saw running around in our back gardens were the following which incidentally make up this week’s Top Tweets list which we call:
THE FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS [F.L.O.P.]
John started us off with his usual depth of creativicatty:
#MyHybridCreatureIs a platypussycat.
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) May 17, 2017
While Richard managed to get a political tweet to sneak through cos it was so so good:
A Kremlin….
Whatever you do, do not feed it after midnight, especially cabbage… pic.twitter.com/36bafvv5uw
— Richard H (@FeeBooths) May 17, 2017
Andrew was pondering pandas? Or pandering pondas?
#MyHybridCreatureIs the rare south east asian pandaroo pic.twitter.com/VJmDJU77qI
— Andrew (@_A_n_d_r_e_w_s) May 17, 2017
Ross brought the cute and then freaked us out with it. #QuitStaringAtMe
#MyHybridCreatureIs
Chipmonkey pic.twitter.com/aE6sykB7lL— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) May 17, 2017
Mom brought the cute to the cute party:
#MyHybridCreatureIs a cat and a panda. Two of my favorite animals with all the cuteness. pic.twitter.com/05AiKdIDoO
— they call me mom (@SuperMommyyy) May 17, 2017
While Sambo had to use a little Force to get his creature to sith…um, sit:
#MyHybridCreatureIs Botweiller so he can really sink his teeth into the resistance his bark is the same as his BYTES pic.twitter.com/wc89P6N2oz
— Sambo @werdsmiths (@abtsag) May 17, 2017
While he was working deals on the side with his backup creature:
#MyHybridCreatureIs locked into a four picture deal @Sony pic.twitter.com/LzAVMwmYJC
— Sambo @werdsmiths (@abtsag) May 17, 2017
While Dan was bemoaning the commercialism in the biz, yo:
#MyHybridCreatureIs A raptor and a starfish. Just what we need…another wannabe rap-star
— I'm Just Dan (@DanielAshley13) May 17, 2017
Cattsy was pundering other things, or just horsing around?
#MyHybridCreatureIs the feet of a horse and the rest is all fox. It gets around by doing a foxtrot.
— ⚜️ Cattsy ⚜️ (@Cattereia) May 17, 2017
While MsCheeVous was beguiling us with this amazing beast:
#MyHybridCreatureIs a monkbee. pic.twitter.com/9cEAwswqfG
— Ree Sah (@MsCheeVous) May 17, 2017
The cogs in Mr Stone’s head were clearly turning:
#MyHybridCreatureIs
cat + dog = cog.
It would poop in your slippers before fetching them for you. 🙂— Mr Stone (@helpmeobi1) May 17, 2017
While Lisa’s was all that it was quacked up to be:
#MyHybridCreatureIs A Dorse pic.twitter.com/z8ceAxZ7hs
— Lisa Leyrer 😻 (@Lisaley) May 17, 2017
While Bazzo was sampling Hollywood for his creations:
A comedy actor and a really wild animal: Will Feral pic.twitter.com/kSokbW6BaW
— Barry Walsh (@Danzig303) May 17, 2017
Aamir used the ocean for his inspiration:
#MyHybridCreatureIs Bullrus pic.twitter.com/vzVZ30tb2u
— Aamir Ali (@AamirGondel) May 17, 2017
While Grendel’s was hatching a cunning plan:
#MyHybridCreatureIs pugirrel pic.twitter.com/o2iqM2uXj8
— Gretel Armstrong (@SugarGretel) May 17, 2017
Nathalie [with an H] was kitten us softly with this one:
#MyHybridCreatureIs pretty cute.. pic.twitter.com/zjeMthpJNf
— Nathalie with an h (@nnnatchos) May 17, 2017
And John was busy getting all technical on us:
#MyHybridCreatureIs a dog-moth, just to see the dilemma on its face when it needs to pee against a lamppost at night.
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) May 17, 2017
Katt was busy soliciting:
#MyHybridCreatureIs in love with your hybrid creature and wants to hybreed.
— Katt Funny (@KattFunny) May 17, 2017
While the Political Freakshow had ironically spotted this one:
A dog and a stork.
A DORK!!!
— PoliticalFreakshow📎 (@PolitiFreakshow) May 17, 2017
Perfectly sized chick created one we weren’t sure whether to embrace or to run screaming from:
#MyHybridCreatureIs A hamster and a piranha = Pramster pic.twitter.com/Fe1MfGhUFb
— Fat chick in LA (@FatChickinLA) May 17, 2017
While Silver Eye had created the perfect night vision weapon:
#MyHybridCreatureIs Owlves. pic.twitter.com/rQgfLfx2xq
— Silver Eye☄ (@Sb_spark) May 17, 2017
Astorix was all about inflation:
A cockatoo and a cocker spaniel.
A cockathree
— Astorix ❄️📎🏳️🌈 (@Astorix23) May 17, 2017
While Finches had aspirations:
#MyHybridCreatureIs built for success. pic.twitter.com/uEHiSjEuiU
— finch (@mioscenic) May 17, 2017
While Ruben’s was definitely not a mouse fan favourite:
#MyHybridCreatureIs the cowl pic.twitter.com/Rrsck63tm0
— ruben (@rube44) May 17, 2017
Billie may have won for best combo name:
#MyHybridCreatureIs a Cock-a-poodle-doo pic.twitter.com/C3yNbLRG3g
— Billie Campbell 👅 (@Billie_Campbe11) May 17, 2017
While Hash was en garde:
#MyHybridCreatureIs
The three headed dog that guards the gates to cute as hell…
Yes he is!
Oh yes he is! pic.twitter.com/WRt57nuEGd— HashMaster5000 (@ThatHashThough) May 17, 2017
Tinman was hosting a synchronised party of sorts:
#MyHybridCreatureIs
Militia Seals pic.twitter.com/YJM7gAmZxg— Tinman (@MellowYellow56) May 17, 2017
While Ross had a deadly creature in the swamps, waiting to swoop.
#MyHybridCreatureIs
Crowcodile pic.twitter.com/MYB0BkYewU— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) May 17, 2017
Lindsay looked in the mirror and came to her own conclusion:
Myself in the wee hours of morning. Caution: may bite. Can be tamed with coffee and doughnuts! #MyHybridCreatureIs
— Lindsay (@spellitwhatever) May 17, 2017
So much goodness and creativity but with all this F.L.O.P.ivity going around, there were even a select few that just clawed their way up to the top of the hybrid super-genetically-modified pile and they are the ones that make up this week’s:
F.L.O.P. FIVE
[5] Katt took things to a deeper, darker level:
#MyHybridCreatureIs surprisingly quiet about the environmental impact of its battery disposal.
— Katt Funny (@KattFunny) May 17, 2017
[4] Cooking Gal snuck in a sneaky pun:
#MyHybridCreatureIs able to bake puffy leavened loaves above altitude – really high bread… 🍞
— 1cookinggal 🌻 (@1cookinggal) May 17, 2017
[3] Lisa how-did-she-sneak-back-in-here was getting up to more of her usual trouble again:
#MyHybridCreatureIs
Kinda cute…@BrettFishA and a raisin pic.twitter.com/JLzgmywvH3— lisa a (@triqu3tra) May 17, 2017
[2] While an even naughtier Craig managed to sneak this entry into a family game and only because of it’s brilliance [and the fact that all the kids are in bed] did we allow it in. Although mostly cos it was amazingly clever and brilliant and good [and awful all at once!]
#MyHybridCreatureIs a cameltoad
— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) May 17, 2017
[1] While the Big Win with absolutely no doubt this week went to Warren as the Force was most definitely with him:
Hughbacca #MyHybridCreatureIs pic.twitter.com/Bkvd0g4WbB
— Warren (@ObiWarrenKenobi) May 17, 2017
Everybody should have a Hughbacca by their side.
Thanks again everyone for an absolutely brilliant game and for keeping it FAMILY [for the most part] – our five pillars we look particularly for when it comes to the F.L.O.P. are FUN and CLEVER and MISDIRECTIONAL and RANDOM [but related] and PUNNY and original and pictured tweets tend to grab our attention more.
Hope to see YOU on the F.L.O.P. list soon but in the meantime get ready for another Wed 12 noon in South Africa [6am EDT] game where we try and keep the WIT in the Twitterer…
Great work by Mikeala and huge shoutout as always to The UnNamed Ones who make the game happen while pelting me with raiSINs and cooked pineapple as i try to hand out their buckets of cheerful banter.
See you soon
love brett fish and No_bob
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