this started out as a hashtag on Twitter i believe, but why should everyone else miss out on the fun…
so far we have such winners as:
Anne Hirsch for North Pole Volting, Synchronised Swinging and Underwater singing
Bruce Collins for Field Hickey and Archrivalry
and of course i have been going crazy but amongst my suggestions are such diverse elements as:
Cross Country Music, Intimate Frisbee, Underwater Signing, Corgi Putt, Table Tenants, Stolen Television Fencing, The Hundred mm Print, dress-[your]-age, the M.C. Hammer, individual discuss, the lesser known Venezuelan Wave
all of these are Rejected Olympic Events… remembering that this is by and large a family show, what other events can you think of to add to the list? let’s have one event per comment… [or high five one someone else mentioned that you thought was particularly clever or witty]
Pedicuring
what about Junior mouse petting, womens synchronised driving, sit put, Peach volley joll
Tug of Wart.
Waiting for Lifts.
Ice rating
Canoodling.
Bleached Volleyball
Pool Vaulting.
Anne Hirsch: Gem Squash
New in the equestrian events: 4 x 4 relay of Putting Cart Before Horse
Marco Polo
The Tippled Jump.
3000m Meryl Streep Pill Chase
Waddling
Decapitathlon
No one ever made it to the podium in this event.
Deb-Auchery
Original Grecian favourite.
South and North Pole Vaulting (Winter Olympic events only), Fumbling (a type of risky, dangerous gymnastics), Unstable Tennis, Bush Diving
Crochet.
Lawn Bowels.
Lacrosse and the Switchblade
AKA ‘Run Baby Run’
Javelin relay. Passing the baton got dangerous when …
LaMildlyUpset
The Decaf-thlon