Ways to Make a T-Rex sad.

so i started a hashtag today which i think could go viral if you all played along… the hashtag is #waystomakeatrexsad which if you can’t read it says, ‘Ways to Make a T-Rex sad’ and plays off the idea that a T-Rex has short arms and so might struggle with certain activities. tell your friends. add me as @brettfisha if you haven’t yet and lets get depressing that beast.

some examples so far would be:

Inquire about the size of the fish he caught on his weekend away with the boys.

Give him a voucher to a climbing wall club.

Tell him he has a bit of a milk moustache.

Go in for the high five.

What you got? Come and post your favourite ones here…

About the Author: brettfish

Brett Fish is a lover of God and people, and owns the world's most famous stuffed dolphin, No_bob (who doesn't bob). He believes that we are all responsible for making the world a significantly better place for everyone.

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Robert Martin April 23, 2013 at 11:05 am - Reply

Three on my twitter feed now… 🙂
MoreThanACat April 23, 2013 at 12:30 pm - Reply

started on my feed – I wonder where it will go 😉
brettfish April 23, 2013 at 2:04 pm - Reply

they’re coming in thick and fast now:

Tell him his fly is undone [@jonovd]

Give him a drum kit for his birthday [@patsinator]

Take him to a match at a stadium and start a Mexican wave [@michi_2711]

Start a game of volley ball [@ozzieborn]

Ask him to get something down from the top shelf [@courtstanbury]

Ask him to jump in the lineout. [@jonovd]

and more… let’s trend this sucker. share. invite. create.
brettfish April 23, 2013 at 5:32 pm - Reply

and more:

Ask him to be a pallbearer. @val_c_anderson

“Ah T-Rex, I see you haven’t been flossing regularly” – Dentist @jonovd

“Happy Birthday, ninja T-Rex. I got you these nunchucks.” @brettfisha

Salute him. @patsinator

Get him to start a mexican wave. @stephpurser

Let’s play touch rugby. @cynicschoice
brettfish April 26, 2013 at 10:57 am - Reply

even more, including from my amazingly witty wife:

Drop ice down the back of his shirt. [@fritzmeissner]

“Head, shoulders , knees and toes, knees and toes…” [@nixslloyd]

Invite him to play WiiTennis with you [@val_c_anderson]

“Hey lady T-Rex, get out there. It’s time to catch the bouquet.” [@brettfisha]

[in pool] “T-rex, I’ll race you swimming freestyle to the other end” [@steffyspice]

Run into fresh snow together and make a snow angel. [@diginza]

Ways to Make a T-Rex sad.