What stopped you from playing the game you’re playing by telling us what stopped you from playing it? That’s right, two weeks ago AFH decided to go full meta and we brought @math_tagger with us for the ride…
[The Story So Far: Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6am EDT] an inspired and growing number of brilliant, creative and absolutely fun people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…]
Knowing you crazy bunch i thought this was a tag we could have a lot of fun with, and you proved me right:
We know it was a real game cos look who came to play:
What's the deal with #IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut? Do you love me? Am I Clinton? Am I an actual concern? Just what am I?
— Seinfeld Bot (@TheSeinfeldBot) August 17, 2016
As per usual i got some balls rolling:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut Chocolate forced an intervention…
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut the cat got my tongue. No literally. The actual cat. My actual tongue. #UnwantedPiercing
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut BABY SQUIRREL!!!! #AndItFitsInsideMyHand
And finally a three parter:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut I was being PUNished…
It was a busy day on the Twitterer but we still managed to be trendiful:
#3 hashtag USA #IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut with @afrikkinhashtag @math_tagger
— Hashtag Roundup (@HashtagRoundup) August 17, 2016
Twas great to have the folks at FMyLife join us for a tweet:
https://twitter.com/fml/status/765883776950034432
THE CO-HOST PRINCIPLE
Math Man has been a great addition to our co-hostage squad and now Unnamed Ones and he didn’t fail to impress in this game with some of his tweets being:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut I'm not sure who I am at 5:01 AM
— Mr. Math (@math_tagger) August 17, 2016
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut need coffee. I was told there would be coffee
— Mr. Math (@math_tagger) August 17, 2016
THE FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS
But we all know what you came in here to see – DID I MAKE IT? – every week we grab as many of the Top Tweets as we can and compile a list of F.L.O.P.worthy tweets and here are some we really enjoyed from this game:
Geff got musical on us:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut @djkhaled Was Playing And All He Does Is Win, Win, Win!!!!@AFrikkinHashtag
— Geff Gefferson (@GeffGefferson1) August 17, 2016
While Richard had priorities:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut I'm needed elsewhere pic.twitter.com/qlmmEIdeoi
— richard (@TheCatch_) August 17, 2016
With Ryan it got a little complicated:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut ……!&&'slalldmndnjzlxlkxnsjisnkzoanxnxkl
— Ryan (@ryanztweetz) August 17, 2016
Our favourite Bunni was busy being spikeful:
#IWasGoingToPlayThisGameBut I have a hedgehog to shame… BRB 😉 pic.twitter.com/caAEykVtOS
— Bunniboila (@bunniboila) August 17, 2016
Ross was not taking any chances:
#IWasGoingToPlayThisGameBut
I woke up and saw my follower count pic.twitter.com/LEEZAOVzLh— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) August 17, 2016
Geff also had some personal issues:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut Im' Knottt A GrEeaT Typier @AFrikkinHashtag
— Geff Gefferson (@GeffGefferson1) August 17, 2016
K Dawg was typically complaining about having to read:
#IWasGoingToPlayThisGameBut The long hashtag is too much reading for me.
— Kerry Tedder (@KeshaTedder) August 17, 2016
While Shota was not adequately prepared:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut I forgot the note from my mum
— Tom Vaughn (@shotalandia) August 17, 2016
Eric had a change of heart:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
— LVEric (@LVGambler123) August 17, 2016
Grendel was feeling a little shaky:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut I got legless last night & I still don't feel like myself pic.twitter.com/vaidcC9QyB
— Gretel Armstrong (@SugarGretel) August 17, 2016
Bunni was back with a whole lot of p:
#IWasGoingToPlayThisGameBut decided to periodically pester pedestrian poultry pertaining to passing pavement predicaments 😀
— Bunniboila (@bunniboila) August 17, 2016
Mark’s phone was giving him troub:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut my phone's at zero perc
— Mark Riter (@MarkRiter) August 17, 2016
Rebel had some species constraints:
#IWasGoingToPlayThisGameBut being a wombat my paws are too large to type a comprehensible response. pic.twitter.com/Cb0k3Z25T1
— Rebel With A Cause (@tequilarebel) August 17, 2016
Rob as well:
#IWasGoingToPlayThisGameBut the bear can be such a sore loser pic.twitter.com/YA1RZ1Jlhv
— Rob who? (@papermonkeynz) August 17, 2016
While Craig’s issues were a little more personnel:
John had to focus on his duties [hee hee i said dooties]:
#IWasGoingToPlayThisGameBut it's making the man on the operating table nervous.
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) August 17, 2016
Tord-Rune had his games a little mixed up:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. Did not work.
— Tord-Rune Kvikstad (@BareTord) August 17, 2016
Jayme’s schedule was pretty solid:
#IWasGoingToPlayThisGameBut today was the day my team practiced our synchronized leg crossing pic.twitter.com/iV5Xme3S0b
— ❤️ Jayme Really (@JaymeMcKenna) August 17, 2016
Mara Jade had a suitable excuse:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut I was distracted by a Stormtrooper falling down the bleachers. pic.twitter.com/WRwqjF5Uw6
— Mara Jade Skywalker (@MasterJediMara) August 17, 2016
Tim needed the black gold:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut I lack enough system in my caffeine to sorm a coherent fentence
— Tim has issues (@LaptopShopWH) August 17, 2016
Heart had dilemmas of his own:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut I'm trapped between two vending machines pic.twitter.com/as644dFYiV
— Your Haploid Heart (@IngSocBob) August 17, 2016
Robbie had that thing:
#IWasGoingToPlayThisGameBut trying to adult. pic.twitter.com/aOHDsDteF0
— Robbie Social 🌵 (@RobbieSocial) August 17, 2016
Ross seemed to have lost face:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut The Transporter Beam lost power pic.twitter.com/piNpVO4jQ5
— Ross (@ross1coe) August 17, 2016
Googergieger has standards:
#IwasGoingToplayThisGameBut pic.twitter.com/HXoc0UmbN4
— googergieger (@googergieger) August 17, 2016
Luis Saw a missed opportunity:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut
He didn't show up. pic.twitter.com/coH8SfoPPe— Famous Warrior (@90s_vibes) August 17, 2016
Mick saw through us:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut its just a racket pic.twitter.com/1c2y1jyQje
— Mick Mitchell (@mickmitchell25) August 17, 2016
Chiara was bracing herself:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut winter is coming… #GoT pic.twitter.com/wvLc4qNO54
— Chiara Ciminelli (@ChiaraCiminelli) August 17, 2016
Mick was feeling a little excluded:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut they won't let me join in pic.twitter.com/ngjsYTlCBS
— Mick Mitchell (@mickmitchell25) August 17, 2016
Rob had his own distractions:
#IWasGoingToPlayThisGameBut I was busy trying to take over the world. pic.twitter.com/ajriESumVY
— Rob (@GenericZA) August 17, 2016
Big Jeff tried to paper over the cracks:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut instead I will be reading a book.*
*kidding totally playing this game. Read, LOL
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) August 17, 2016
Puppits took one for the team:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut it looks a little rough… pic.twitter.com/A7lhdLyIE7
— puppits™ (@BunchOfPuppits) August 17, 2016
While Sophie didn’t seem particularly focused:
SQUIRREL! pic.twitter.com/sV9ti61YcZ
— SophieDiddles (@sophie_diddles) August 17, 2016
This week’s Top Tweet chose itself, but before we get there, we felt these two honourable mentios were completely deserved #AlwaysProofreadTheGameStartingTweet
Jack was too busy shaming the host:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut the lower case p in "play" bugged me too much
— Jack (@madjackrabbit) August 17, 2016
Martin also got in on that act:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut I Wasn't Sure What A Toplay Was? 😨
— Martin Turner (@turnips7333) August 17, 2016
THIS WEEK’S TOP F.L.O.P.
Marrenby had longer term goals in mind:
#IWasGoingToplayThisGameBut I was too busy preparing for the 2020 Olympic Games. 😜 pic.twitter.com/fS9AgjOLfp
— Marrenby Cole (@marrenby) August 17, 2016
Thanks everyone as always for playing and for the most part KEEPING IT FAMILY – as always we try to focus on FUNNY and CLEVER and MISDIRECTIONAL and RANDOM [but related] and you do that so well every game… making it so much fun for me and the co-host and the rest of the AFH UnNamed Ones and hopefully for you as well.
If you didn’t make it on to this week’s F.L.O.P. please don’t drown in your tears – last week’s game was so wild there will probably be a two parter of Top Tweets and of course tomorrow is Wednesday which means that at 12 noon South African time and 6am EDT we will be doing it all again. This one is going to be a party.
See you there and of course on the @HashtagRoundup app where all the best games are played…
love brett “fish” and No_bob
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