This @AFrikkinHashtag game had SO MANY F.L.O.P.worthy tweets we had to compile a second list…
If you missed part I and the list of seven top words people can’t stand, you should check that out first over here.
But here follows the rest of the words that you could not stand:
Utilize.
Just say use. #AWordICantStandIs
— Christopher LeBrun (@clebrun77) August 24, 2016
@AFrikkinHashtag "that's awesome" "that's amazing" when really it's just "ok" 😭😭
— Ms T (@EatNiceCakes) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs Austerity
— EastEnder in Wales (@EEnderinWales) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs often put with another word. Like 'blood test' i left a paper and pencil and three hours later it hadn't even started it
— 1965⌛ (@riknik1965) August 24, 2016
https://twitter.com/jherron973/status/768400170086043648
#AWordICantStandIs bruh
— Austin (@littlesatan1974) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs "yuge." As in, "This idear is gonna be a YUGE winner!"
— ROGUE Dr. Romeo (@FromRightField) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs Free – if you have to buy an iPhone and add a second line to get a free iPhone, IT ISN'T FREE #ATT
— Jaiami (@Jaiami88) August 24, 2016
It was a perfectly fine word, until the news sheeple latched on to it to insane excess, so now #AWordICantStandIs pivot.
— Reso Lotions (@TrivagoD) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs pacifically…
Seriously, get in the sea
— Ego Sum Fortis (@HatedbyMorons) August 24, 2016
Facebook #AWordICantStandIs pic.twitter.com/iWvSO7bIyw
— Rob who? (@papermonkeynz) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs "selfie" …sounds like selfish..
— Amita Natverlal (@amitanatverlal) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs Twitterpated. How has this not been re-purposed to mean someone tired out from to much #Twitter!
— John Robb (@RealStirfryguy) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs "juxtapose," because it's usually said by a mustachioed douche on a unicycle comparing fruit.
— Siivii-Jay (@Siivii_Jay) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs "expresso" it's espresso you dumb ass 😤
— Raymond Boombox💣💥 (@GOllett) August 24, 2016
#awordicantstandis Cialis (or Viagra). Why the guessing games? When are they gonna name one ERECTUS? pic.twitter.com/Bg23gSBaiK
— ✌Mark Bonnet🤘 (@Mytquinn69) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs irregardless!… cringe
— Chido Chikukwa (@cee_chikk) August 24, 2016
#awordicantstandis pic.twitter.com/WGUetTVXM4
— Warrentea (@SideOfHashTags) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs
Shawty
I hate when men address me or refer to me with this slang term— ♡Erika♡ (@ErikaUnderwoo19) August 24, 2016
https://twitter.com/meghnanimously_/status/768411304755355648
#AWordICantStandIs Automagically
— RedactedProfile (@RedactedProfile) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs The 'c' word I can't even say it…..Oh croc….oops…. there I said it….!
— Leeza (@Punder_Woman) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs Merge. It's somehow threatening.
— Agile Ego (@StephanieTemo) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs Baconless
— Christian Fletcher🍁 (@Darth_Pingu) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs Mines. Ugh
— Tamiyaki (@TamikoRobinson) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs 'break' pic.twitter.com/JWPxtkKzlT
— Brendan McInnis (@BrendanMcInnis) August 24, 2016
A word I can't stand is "stakeholders." It sounds like an anti-vampire coterie. #AWordICantStandIs
— Gaia Mouse (@GaiaMouse) August 24, 2016
https://twitter.com/XarlTheAlien/status/768408832066347008
#AWordICantStandIs any word I see or hear umpteen times a day, everyday. And also, Umpteen.
— metalhanded (@metalhanded) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs lyfe
(If you're going to use 4 characters anyway, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!?!)
— Braxton (@itsBraxtonR) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs Bae, Fleek, Swag, Yolo, Cray and Twerk. I mean really!!!
— ☆Linzy_Maben☆ (@LinzyMarie1389) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs plagiarism, but don't quote me on that!
— D (@dhoover2112) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs anyways (or towards) it's the overuse of s's
— Michele DeWerth (@mdewerth) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs pimple. My bff hates bulbous. Put those two words together and we will die on the spot.
— sam (@sandym709) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs
Sword, with a hard W. And the haughtiness when someone say it as if the rest of us overlooked it.— John C. Martin, Jr. (@She_HeMakesIt) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs flammable/inflammable.They mean the exact same thing. Pick one and stick with it quit confusing us. You know who you are
— Brigitta M. (@Brigitta_M) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs totes
— Free Guac (@jaypedde) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs 'Of' when used instead of 'have', as in 'would of' and 'could of'. #grammarmatters #grammar
— sain't christopher (@jaxxon) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs like
Like when 'like' replaced 'um' 😕
— Wickanne (@wickanne) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs "hubby". Please stop it. pic.twitter.com/cNDLSQAlLt
— Viki (@vikky_vuk) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs YOLO, it's a word for idiots who don't know "carpe diem"
— Brigitta M. (@Brigitta_M) August 24, 2016
https://twitter.com/AmethystLane/status/768438765337530371
#AWordICantStandIs groin. The worst word in the history of words.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs "asphalt". It sounds like an accusation of some sort.
— Fuzzy Chimp (@fuzzychimpcom) August 24, 2016
Don't know if this is irony or what #4 #AWordICantStandIs #5 #curriculum , asked & answered🤓
— mohammed (@capox13) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs Casserole. Everything about that word reeks of disappointment & despair.
— StillMellow (@stillmellow) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs "content" — as in the garbage kind that gets posted on the Internet, not the happy feeling I get from ignoring it.
— Alex Núñez (@Noonz) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs Bennifer, Brangelina, or any other cutesy couple-combo nickname.
— Annie Who (@EarlyGirlSC) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs LITERALLY. it is LITERALLY misused on a daily basis.
— Danielle Sandler (@daniellesandler) August 24, 2016
Plus of course we had the MOIST crew:
#AWordICantStandIs moist.
not even on thanksgiving @shannonblack995 happy #humpday https://t.co/WtRqPtbu6g
— Jessica Northey (@JessicaNorthey) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs "Moist" pic.twitter.com/g1Mfj64dqh
— ⚜️e b o n i ⚜️ (@eboni_ebby) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs Moist. pic.twitter.com/1U4LNltlDM
— Lisa Wood (@LiLiCrayCray) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs moist 😝 pic.twitter.com/jenVIqkmQI
— 🌸🐱 Mel 🐶🌼 (@TheOnlyMissMel) August 24, 2016
Moist…. It just sounds so #AWordICantStandIs pic.twitter.com/rjjeSM5Ewm
— itsme (@jacqueblu66) August 24, 2016
#AWordICantStandIs moist 😩 pic.twitter.com/AKCMQvoks7
— Slim (@Hershey_Kiss_17) August 24, 2016
SOOOO many crazy good tweets – you guys are legends and i hope you found that enjoyable… but i’m going to end with five that jumped out at me as i was compiling this list.
F.L.O.P. FIVE
The first from Billy who has literafiguratively lost all hope:
#AWordICantStandIs Literally. Now literally, literally means figuratively. The idiots have won. pic.twitter.com/l7ytb7TZDs
— Billy Anderson (@DeathsquadAlba) August 24, 2016
This misdirectional one from Eric:
#AWordICantStandIs indecisive. Actually I love it.
— Eric Little (@SoCalEricLittle) August 24, 2016
i think we’ll give Warren the final word on MOIST as he seems to differ from the crowd:
#awordicantstandis
Dry
…for all the people who hate the word 'moist'. Frankly, I like my cakes moist, thank you very much.— Warrentea (@SideOfHashTags) August 24, 2016
This one which came SO CLOSE to winning, because of absolute flashback dejavu and greatness:
#AWordICantStandIs "boob". It's breast. I don't care if you can't write it on a calculator.
— Valentina Cano (@valca85) August 24, 2016
But i think my all-time favourite tweet from this game goes to Heart of Gold with this absolute beauty:
#AWordICantStandIs Bonobo.
I don't like how it tells me it's Bo and then immediately taking it back.— PervWithAHeartOfGold (@PervHeartOfGold) August 24, 2016
Thank you to EVERYONE who played and especially ALL OF YOU who made this week’s Double F.L.O.P. list – next week we’ll be back to our regular length. i hope you are all playing on the @HashtagRoundup app and if not get a hold of that. Thanks for largely keeping it FAMILY FRIENDLY and for outdoing yourselves on the FUNNY and CLEVER and MISDIRECTIONAL and RANDOM [but related] – those continue to be my favourites and the four pillars this game particularly rests on.
Huge thankx to Grendel for a most excellent co-hostage and as always the UnNamed Ones – my crew of behind-the-scenes former hosts and friends who help make this game happen from week to week – if you’d ever like to co-host AFH, drop me a message and we can chat about it…
Keep it real and keep the WIT in the Twitterer… also take some time to check out some of my other blog posts – you may like what you find…
i will leave you with this inspirational quote from my friend Chewie:
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