First dates are all about making that good first impression and so we asked you to put your heads together to come up with some places that may not be the best for that. And you did! #WellOfCourseYouDidDontBeRidiculous
[The Story So Far: Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6am EDT] an inspired and growing number of brilliant, creative and absolutely fun people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…]
This was Geoff [@geoffreyclark37]’s first week as co-host and having watched his tweets for a while [we’re stalkery like that] we knew he’d be a great fit:
He’s the one at the back, by the way.
We sent out an invite:
And then started with some examples to, you know, just keep things moving… and if by now you don’t know that i have a strongly deep aversion to raiSINs, then you are probably fairly new to A Frikkin Hashtag…
Any place that serves you a dish containing these ugly beasts of evil would be #BadFirstDateLocations
#RaiSINsAreEvil #StopTheMadness
All-you-can- eat Spaghetti night at the local diner would be amongst my #BadFirstDateLocations
With @geoffreyclark37 on @HashtagRoundup
And then invited you all to come out and play:
Geoff was on it:
The parking lot of a fast food place. #BadFirstDateLocations pic.twitter.com/Yn3G8i8SDK
— Geoff Clark (@geoffreyclark37) May 31, 2017
At her dads gun club. #BadFirstDateLocations
— Geoff Clark (@geoffreyclark37) May 31, 2017
And we quickly bothered the trends:
⒈ #covfefe
⒉ Kabul
⒊ #BadFirstDateLocations
⒋ #UnattractiveQualities
⒌ #InternetBands2017/5/31 05:32 CDT #trndnl https://t.co/IvleifByXY
— Trendinalia USA (@trendinaliaUS) May 31, 2017
As well as having some of our favourite bots stop by:
#BadFirstDateLocations? More like Bad First Date Calculations, amirite?
— AmIRite Bot (@AmIRiteBot) May 31, 2017
Blurp. #BadFirstDateLocations
— Fish (@ARedFishy) May 31, 2017
#BadFirstDateLocations is trending right now. Here's its tune! https://t.co/vnQbCp31ZU
— Trending Tunes (@trending__tunes) May 31, 2017
But then it was also cool to have some big names play our game. Grubhub should know:
Anywhere that isn't your super comfortable couch. #BadFirstDateLocations
— Grubhub (@Grubhub) May 31, 2017
While @JulieKlausner & @BillyEichner know what’s wrong for you:
#BadFirstDateLocations: Whichever location I'm in, apparently. pic.twitter.com/iuDURSNin4
— Difficult People (@DifficultOnHulu) May 31, 2017
MGM Studios were really just looking out for you:
You may want to avoid the house from #AmityvilleHorror. #BadFirstDateLocations #WednesdayWisdom https://t.co/3wTfzfV1q9 pic.twitter.com/J1i2MSKa2t
— MGM Studios (@MGM_Studios) May 31, 2017
And Seamless was all over it:
That vegan place where you used to date one of the waiters. #BadFirstDateLocations
— Seamless (@Seamless) May 31, 2017
FYE had a bit of an FYI to help you out:
Camp Crystal Lake #BadFirstDateLocations pic.twitter.com/k063Lz1gPO
— FYE (@officialfye) May 31, 2017
While WWE was more about the dress code of the event:
#BadFirstDateLocations… and #BadFirstDateReactions! pic.twitter.com/8smI8EqPMu
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) May 31, 2017
While The Knot was maybe thinking a little bit into the future:
Don't worry about choosing any more #BadFirstDateLocations, go with one of these https://t.co/bbltxvW6le 😂 What was your worst? pic.twitter.com/SKBxkvaOLt
— The Knot (@theknot) May 31, 2017
And it was great having Resident Evil playing our game again:
An Umbrella lab… #BadFirstDateLocations pic.twitter.com/JVDwFhnde4
— Resident Evil (@RE_Games) May 31, 2017
And then there was all of you – well not ALL of you cos that would be too many tweets, but of the many amazing tweets there were, here are some of the ones that we identified and named as being worthy of this week’s F.L.O.P. aka
THE FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS
Ross got us started with this classic:
#BadFirstDateLocations
The Bermuda Triangle— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) May 31, 2017
While Mikeala was specific, and then wasn’t:
Your mom's basement…any basement really #BadFirstDateLocations
— MikealaSunshine (@Alohababe2011) May 31, 2017
While Butta kept us remembering:
#BadFirstDateLocations Any restaurant that does not serve a good #covfefe.
— MeltLikeButta (@jwbutta) May 31, 2017
Rob was really trying to stir:
#BadFirstDateLocations at the River Raisin Battlefield Visitor Center. pic.twitter.com/o2lhmCvvrw
— Rob (@GenericZA) May 31, 2017
While Math sounded like he knew from first hand experience:
Math department meeting #BadFirstDateLocations
— Mr. Math (@math_tagger) May 31, 2017
Geff was tweeting from his happy place:
#BadFirstDateLocations TA: Tweeters Anonymous @AFrikkinHashtag @JaymeMcKenna pic.twitter.com/7ZBL6BunF1
— Geff Gefferson (@GeffGefferson1) May 31, 2017
While Mikeala had honed in to the specifics again:
A Vegas wedding chapel #BadFirstDateLocations
— MikealaSunshine (@Alohababe2011) May 31, 2017
Rishabh was definitely on to something:
Family Reunion #BadFirstDateLocations
— Rishabh Sharma (@im_srishabh21) May 31, 2017
Grendel even more so #EspeciallyIfHerNameIsLucille:
#BadFirstDateLocations At a Negan festival pic.twitter.com/iz2aDzSulW
— Gretel Armstrong (@SugarGretel) May 31, 2017
While Katt was being ageist:
#BadFirstDateLocations
His nursing home— Katt Funny (@KattFunny) May 31, 2017
While Paul had a strategy of misdirection going on:
Me: You know the Ritz?
Her: (breathless) Yes!
Me: There's a kebab shop next door. See you there.#BadFirstDateLocations— Paul Schofield (@schofey27) May 31, 2017
Ruben seemed to get a kick out of his suggestion:
#BadFirstDateLocations your kids piñata party pic.twitter.com/8stYbnHQLJ
— ruben (@rube44) May 31, 2017
While Mary’s felt more like a not-distant-enough memory:
My parents house at Sunday dinner #BadFirstDateLocations #thewholefamilywasthere
— Mary Safara Cobble (@SunsetSpud) May 31, 2017
Beast was getting creative:
A Lamaze class and neither of you are expecting a baby, yet #BadFirstDateLocations
— IridescntBeast srsly (@iris_bestia) May 31, 2017
While Terhi was just saying that food might not be the best idea at this place:
#BadFirstDateLocations public execution pic.twitter.com/AyBjTvClZf
— TerhiMG (@TerhiMG) May 31, 2017
Cattsypillar was like Bean there, done that:
#BadFirstDateLocations In the Emergency Room. pic.twitter.com/JEFL5LbS6r
— ⚜️ Cattsy ⚜️ (@Cattereia) May 31, 2017
WHILE JESS WAS GOING TO NEED HER CAPS LOCK ON:
Nascar race 🙁 yelling)
Him: 'you have beautiful eyes!'
Her: 'Sure! I'd like some fries !'#BadFirstDateLocations— Jessica Carberry (@Jessberrie) May 31, 2017
Emmomboze was thinking of a date on the run kind of vibe:
#BadFirstDateLocations
During the purge.— Emmomboze (@KawumaMirundi) May 31, 2017
While Hashin was just being obvs:
#BadFirstDateLocations Milhouse's treehouse. pic.twitter.com/zm9vq77Iyr
— JustHashin (@JustHashin) May 31, 2017
And Nate… well…. um…. just, No!
#BadFirstDateLocations
Porta Potty 🤢 pic.twitter.com/vjXmlrpc0J— Anti-Resister Nate (@HuevosDeChivo) May 31, 2017
Hashin was a little pre-emptive on this one:
#BadFirstDateLocations Normandy beach on June 6, 1944. pic.twitter.com/9800O2K70J
— JustHashin (@JustHashin) May 31, 2017
While Patrol knew their stuff:
The place where they chop the pineapple into chunks for pizzas…… #BadFirstDateLocations
— Special Patrol Group (@spglives) May 31, 2017
As was evidenced here:
#BadFirstDateLocations Bates Motel pic.twitter.com/ftE7LaHIi2
— Special Patrol Group (@spglives) May 31, 2017
Sho Eric nailed it:
Accordion Recital #BadFirstDateLocations
— Eric Little (@SoCalEricLittle) May 31, 2017
While Bunni was all about the shoes:
Bowling 🎳 Nobody wants to wear those shoes on a first date! #BadFirstDateLocations
— Bunniboila (@bunniboila) May 31, 2017
Kevin was just kinda stating the obvious:
Right now? America. #BadFirstDateLocations
— Kevin on Earth (@IncitingMoment) May 31, 2017
Vivian brought the awkward…
#BadFirstDateLocations In a Laundry room pic.twitter.com/gzxNqt2R3r
— Vivian Mayer (@mysty812) May 31, 2017
Sho, you guys are amazing and some of those were so super great they probably should have even made it on to the TOP F.L.O.P.s but the ones that did are these which managed to clambour just a little bit faster and more resolutely to the top of the pile and so i present to you this week’s F.L.O.P. EIGHT
[8] Daniel has a keeper:
#BadFirstDateLocations Minecraft.
— Daniel D (@imquitegood) May 31, 2017
[7] Manish had a proviso with his:
On a railing (Unless a Ninja)#BadFirstDateLocations
— Manish V→♠️ (@mv_ninja) May 31, 2017
[6] Mr Paul was very specific – i can’t see that going well in any way, shape or form:
On a Fig tree #BadFirstDateLocations
— Mr Paul (@CnstantGardener) May 31, 2017
[5] While Rob was, you know, “asking for a friend”:
After a gazillion #BadFirstDateLocations can someone send me a list of #GoodFirstDateLocations, asking for a friend. 😛
— Rob (@GenericZA) May 31, 2017
[4] Katt raised her hand as a specialist:
#BadFirstDateLocations are my specialty.
— Katt Funny (@KattFunny) May 31, 2017
[3] Sho, and H.D. just took it to a whole new level:
#BadFirstDateLocations The Thimble Museum pic.twitter.com/6hq8PdpUCN
— H.D. Armstrong (@HDArmstrong1) May 31, 2017
[2] Brian brought out his A game punnage:
Under a Phoenix dactylifera (a date palm) . It should be a pun date.#BadFirstDateLocations @AFrikkinHashtag pic.twitter.com/TMbXTrbTSB
— Brian Plaideau (@PhunPhactory) May 31, 2017
[1] While this week’s #1 i felt had to go to DiGiorno Pizza for this amazing piggyback on a trending tag to delayed-middle-finger the opposition – well played DiGiorno, well played…
Pizza in a…hut #BadFirstDateLocations
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) May 31, 2017
Nicely played everyone – what a super fun game and know that we are back every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time which is 6am EDT – hope to see you soon. Huge shoutout to Geoff for being an amazing co-host and The UnNamed Ones for doing their thing [which mostly means taunting me about raiSINs and cooked pineapple, i believe]
Let’s keep the WIT in the Twitterer
love brett “Fish” and No_bob [world’s most famous stuffed dolphin]
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