We all know about the metal file hidden in the cake delivered to the prison cell, but we wondered what your plan would involve…
[The Story So Far: Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6am EDT] an inspired and growing number of brilliant, creative and absolutely fun people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…]
This week it was the turn of Mark Bonnet to join us in the co-host’s seat [Disclaimer for future possible co-hosts: not an actual seat]
We sent an invitation:
Join @Mytquinn69 & @BrettFishA as we come up with elaborate schemes of escape using unlikely methods…
#MyEscapePlanIncludes
And a couple of examples:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes some of my least favourite things in a grand misdirection disgustodistractional scheme of genius…
on @HashtagRoundup pic.twitter.com/XElWUlSync— Brett FISH Anderson (@BrettFishA) July 5, 2017
#MyEscapePlanIncludes finding a lifelike mannequin that is pretty much a dead ringer for me and letting it take my place. pic.twitter.com/FpdjKUEXnR
— A Frikkin Hashtag (@AFrikkinHashtag) July 5, 2017
Mark was up and running from the get go:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes Getting a car with a cop motor, cop brakes, cop suspension, cop tires, and a cigarette lighter. pic.twitter.com/INNq0xDZPH
— ✌Mark Bonnet🤘 (@Mytquinn69) July 5, 2017
#MyEscapePlanIncludes spending a few weeks laying low in a little seaside Motel. What could be safer? pic.twitter.com/V6fjNjeJtM
— ✌Mark Bonnet🤘 (@Mytquinn69) July 5, 2017
#MyEscapePlanIncludes Finding a new getaway driver. pic.twitter.com/OwLawOzy4P
— ✌Mark Bonnet🤘 (@Mytquinn69) July 5, 2017
Some of our favourite bots came yo visit and even gave us a tune:
What's the deal with #MyEscapePlanIncludes? Do you rail me? Am I a nova? Am I an actual room? Just what am I?
— Seinfeld Bot (@TheSeinfeldBot) July 5, 2017
#MyEscapePlanIncludes? #MyEscapePlanSchmincludes…
— Bot? Schmot! (@BotSchmot) July 5, 2017
Everything you know about My Escape Plan Includes is wrong.
— Wrong Bot (@yrwrong) July 5, 2017
Blurp. #MyEscapePlanIncludes
— Fish (@ARedFishy) July 5, 2017
#MyEscapePlanIncludes is trending right now. Here's its tune! https://t.co/Uv0ztu0DFv
— Trending Tunes (@trending__tunes) July 5, 2017
And a couple of better-known groups and individuals dropped in to give it a try, like this great advertising plug from Toyota:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes the Toyota Ultimate Utility Vehicle 🚐💨🤔 pic.twitter.com/sk7GU4Kn40
— Liberty Toyota (@LibertyToyota) July 5, 2017
This lavish looking cruise company:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes Beachfront Cabanas in Belize! 🏝️ #HarvestCaye #CruiseNorwegian pic.twitter.com/bt0eTk6msX
— Cruise Norwegian (@CruiseNorwegian) July 5, 2017
Our friends at Peta who often come and play and remind us to be animal friendly:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes you going #vegan, so I don't end up here in the first place 💔 pic.twitter.com/IYEBaribAZ
— peta2 (@peta2) July 5, 2017
And even some cartoon celebs popped in for a go:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes a screwdriver pic.twitter.com/WPhAbuye5z
— NickSplat (@NickSplat) July 5, 2017
And then, as ever, the reason you all came sneaking into this F.L.O.P. list was to see if you made it this week, right? Well let’s take a look as we reveal the F.L.O.P. that sometimes also goes by the name:
FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS
There really were SO many great ones this week and so don’t take not being in this list as a sign yours was not good, but we could not include them all. However, some that really caught our eyes were the following:
First up was John reminding us of a most vital piece:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes, first, get captured…
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) July 5, 2017
While Geraldine clearly had her head in the right place:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes never giving up on the AFH games pic.twitter.com/c86ZMjW8ag
— Geraldine ✒ (@overheavenshill) July 5, 2017
Although Mark proved a tough one to beat:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes Bacon!! pic.twitter.com/VblH6IeqOV
— 🤘MARK (@westy2112) July 5, 2017
While Kellie had her whole plan worked out:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes
Lots of good books
A bag of snacks
A nest of pillows & blankets
Hot chocolate with marshmallows
And a whole weekend— kellie mcdonald (@kellielovesbook) July 5, 2017
Geff was in it for the long haul:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes Batteries @Energizer @AFrikkinHashtag pic.twitter.com/jnhUIMo90I
— Geff Gefferson (@GeffGefferson1) July 5, 2017
While Barry had a more devious intent in mind:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes
A detour through the matress section of Ikea.
All my pursuers will stop and try the beds.
Nobody can just walk past— Barry Walsh (@Danzig303) July 5, 2017
Sonu spoke on behalf of all of us:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes remembering my charger
— Sonu (@AlongCameSonu) July 5, 2017
While John was covering his bases:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes 2 distinct soundtracks, 1 for a triumphant escape and another tinged with tragedy. Damn you, Jack, it shoulda been me!
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) July 5, 2017
The tone of Spectress plan sounded vaguely familiar:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes It's going to be great! Just you wait. I know so many plans. I have the best plans… believe me #Covfefe pic.twitter.com/OzwfqMAttB
— The Spectress (@MorganKyo_) July 5, 2017
Ross was all about the distraction:
Create a natural distraction, & run with the crowds #MyEscapePlanIncludes pic.twitter.com/s4eMABd7Dx
— Ross (@ross1coe) July 5, 2017
While we were not as sure of Lisa’s similar attempt:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes
Me dressing up as a really hot babe… for the big distraction ..
Almost there.. pic.twitter.com/3ubjZyqP2p— lisa a (@triqu3tra) July 5, 2017
Don called for backup:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes my team of professional's covering my back! 😎 pic.twitter.com/bJNWgi9rX6
— Don (@squizzy36) July 5, 2017
Farid called on his special powers:
Flying #MyEscapePlanIncludes pic.twitter.com/A5PQSGSCYQ
— Farid Maidi (@faridmaidi) July 5, 2017
While Don’t Think So had to make do with scraps:
A big ass Don Knotts poster (they were out of Rita Hayworth) #MyEscapePlanIncludes pic.twitter.com/xMrEyEiXJh
— Dont Thinkso (@DontThinkso555) July 5, 2017
Craig’s suggestion was a little out of this world:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes dressing up as a hillbilly until I get abducted by aliens
— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) July 5, 2017
And Abed brought the millennial:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes an "X." pic.twitter.com/cy7bE0phzr
— TheWalkingAbed (@TheWalkingAbed) July 5, 2017
Barry tried to Homer his way out:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes
Tomfoolery rambunctious japery and a jolly good time by all till pesky guards foil us again pic.twitter.com/t6uehBwBrv— Barry Walsh (@Danzig303) July 5, 2017
While Warren had some clever play on words going for him:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes music, carefully selected for maximum escapism
— Warrenpeace (@SideOfHashTags) July 5, 2017
Sevrine had an ally:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes Michael Scofield. pic.twitter.com/DbHvKODTA7
— Sevrine Robinson (@sr18dec) July 5, 2017
And Cameron was going more for persistence:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes doing the same thing every night. pic.twitter.com/mg1Cayk6rP
— Cameron Grant (@coolcam101) July 5, 2017
Ruth… um… well, just take a look:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes an alpaca in the get-away car pic.twitter.com/b2iUbh60Ig
— Ruth C-Resister (@ruthums2016) July 5, 2017
Andy had all sorts of great ideas:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes Avoiding the financial advisers. pic.twitter.com/e5vw6MHS0G
— Andy Roberts (@AndrewRoberts66) July 5, 2017
Although this one really stood out:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes My boss not realising I've left. pic.twitter.com/1FdN0aQzBk
— Andy Roberts (@AndrewRoberts66) July 5, 2017
Sho people. Creative, clever, funny and misdirectional. Those were some super great escape plans and resources… however, there were five this week that managed to force their way to the top of the pile, making this week’s
F.L.O.P FIVE
[5] Planes went for the obvious:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes pressing the right key… not sure it helps… :/ pic.twitter.com/dKDBlB9LV6
— Planes Control (@planes_control) July 5, 2017
[4] John scored the Misdirectionals:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes a nail file hidden in a cake. I’m not escaping anywhere unless I’m beautifully manicured.
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) July 5, 2017
[3] Paul whipped out his moves:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes seducing my way out of the situation. pic.twitter.com/F1T2l9DADC
— Paul Schofield (@schofey27) July 5, 2017
[2] Alydar was VERY specific and we would like to know more. But also are too scared to ask:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes
An elephant
Charmin extra soft
7 avocados
The one dude from BBmak
Ryan Cabreras hair gel
Peanut Butter
A 3 toe sloth— Alydar Skyy (@MissAlydarSkyy) July 5, 2017
[1] While Sue broke the game as this week’s Top F.L.O.P. with this simple declaration:
#MyEscapePlanIncludes not going anywhere. No need to escape.
— Sue (@ADHD123SUE) July 5, 2017
Thanks everyone for playing – hope you had as much fun as we all did – huge shout out to Mark for being an amazing co-host, The UnNamed Ones for as ever being the grease behind the wheels of this game and of course @HashtagRoundup for being the FREE app on which we live and function and have our being – download if you don’t have it yet.
And see you Wednesday for another fun @AFrikkinHashtag game
love brett fish and No_bob the stuffed dolphin of wonder
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