Cape Town where i live has been facing serious water shortages and so we turned to you for help:
The Story So Far: Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6 am EDT] an inspired and growing number of brilliant, creative and absolutely fun people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…]
With Angry Ref in the co-hosting seat we knew we would be in good hashtagging hands:
So we sent out some invites:
And started with some examples, just to, you know, move things along:
Stop shaving. All that water you waste every time you trim the facebeard? Just let is all hang out au natural #UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips
The game trended for a good while which was fun:
@overheavenshill Did you know that #UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips was Trending Topic for 4 hours? → https://t.co/AAtaOi94Aa @jimishbathia
— Trendinalia USA (@trendinaliaUS) August 10, 2017
And a couple of our friendly bots dropped by to take a look:
Everything you know about Unorthodox Water Saving Tips is wrong.
— Wrong Bot (@yrwrong) August 9, 2017
#unorthodoxwatersavingtips? #schmunorthodoxwatersavingtips!
— Bot? Schmot! (@BotSchmot) August 9, 2017
And probably our biggest or most fun hit was the City of Joburg getting involved:
#UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips reuse grey water from bathtub and dishwasher or washing machine to water the garden and wash driveways^TK pic.twitter.com/8L3GtfNzXr
— City of Joburg (@CityofJoburgZA) August 9, 2017
And then of course it was all left up to you – clever, fun, unorthodox, witty and out of the box? We knew you’d be up to it and the tweets we loved the most make it on to this week’s:
FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS [The F.L.O.P.]
Baz fired shots at a former game that used to sit on top of this perch:
Bottle the tears from everyone who is still crying Midnight ended and we will have water till the end of time pic.twitter.com/cLqhDy0TcG
— Pirate Jalbeardzi (@Danzig303) August 9, 2017
Jimish was thinking substitution:
Bathe in Milk #UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips
— Jimish (@jimishbathia) August 9, 2017
Geraldine was into teaching her dog some new tricks:
#UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips
Shower with the dog – he's great with a loofah pic.twitter.com/defnxCxF1t— Geraldine ✒ (@overheavenshill) August 9, 2017
Dreamweasel was being sneaky about it:
Manufacture Aquafina bottles with 16.8 oz of water instead of 16.9
— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) August 9, 2017
While Sambo had a whole new take:
#UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips Sawdust showers
— Sambo @WorldWide (@abtsag) August 9, 2017
Patrick is apparently still single:
#UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips Take a bath in your own sweat pic.twitter.com/NP2qBaQqz5
— Patrick Oehlke (@TheIronHeade71) August 9, 2017
While Grendel was encouraging alternative methods:
Just blow the flames out #UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips pic.twitter.com/2V4Rr1DUxO
— Gretel Armstrong (@SugarGretel) August 9, 2017
You may not want to take Latrell up on the whiskey on the rocks he invited you over for:
Collect and freeze your sweat to make ice #UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips
— Latrell (@FormerlyChang) August 9, 2017
Wendy was all about letting the council take charge:
Don't pay the water bill #UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips
— wendy vallarta (@wendyvallarta) August 9, 2017
While Sarah was about taking it into your own hands:
#UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips Just use dry shampoo and body cleansing wipes. Mystery solved! 😎 pic.twitter.com/DHuyXMkJ61
— SarahandSeansWorld (@SarahDeArmond) August 9, 2017
Josh had an idea:
Only shower on days with a T in them.#UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips
— #ShadowBanned Josh (@NoMoreNeolibs) August 9, 2017
While FRanky was thinking on a much larger scale:
Slam your ship into an iceberg to create a hole for saving ocean water.#UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips pic.twitter.com/aW2JqkW3Qz
— S. Franky (@HolyTwitBatman) August 9, 2017
Rob, ever the practical man:
Just suck on raw #coffee beans.
— Rob (@GenericZA) August 9, 2017
Although Groot took Rob’s offer and raised it:
Stop drinking coffee…snort it #UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips pic.twitter.com/sj1N0QuRqN
— I'm Groot (@Jizef) August 9, 2017
Grendel enlisted some help from a friend:
Let your dog clean the dishes #UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips pic.twitter.com/51I3JNndiY
— Gretel Armstrong (@SugarGretel) August 9, 2017
Ian was feeling a little more philosophical:
Cover your perfect lawn with sand and turn it into a zen garden #UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips pic.twitter.com/lAqA0GY7ch
— Ian Richardson (@IanRich10562022) August 9, 2017
Rebel went for a geographical solution:
Move to the Gobi Desert. #UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips
— Rebel With A Cause (@tequilarebel) August 9, 2017
While David’s solution was all-purpose:
#UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips
Substitute grass in your yard for broken glass. Less watering AND you never have to chase kids off it.— Not THAT David Bell (@BellDavidC) August 9, 2017
Elaine was dabbling with H’s and O’s:
#UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips I make my own water using my trusty chemistry set
— Elaine (@Makeitstop99) August 9, 2017
Richard was feeling a little sinister:
Dehydrate the United World Organization's Security Council….#UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips pic.twitter.com/5pZ2T7GXTl
— Richard H (@FeeBooths) August 9, 2017
Peanut had a slow and steady solution involving Netflix and Spill:
Constantly watch sad movies😢. 3-5 hours should result in enough for a small espresso ☕️ #UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips
— Peanut (@Angrypeanut4) August 9, 2017
While everyone’s favourite Bunni was heading in the opposite direction:
Switch off emotionally… Tears are a waste of water, & you don't cry if you're dead inside 😶 #UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips
— Bunniboila (@bunniboila) August 9, 2017
While Chantelle was trying to help you avoid making a pool of yourself:
Wait till winter to go swimming in the snow. You won't have to fill up or clean out your pool!#UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips pic.twitter.com/exKr3fAV2k
— chantelle (@SuperMommyyy) August 9, 2017
Ayisi was on a mission:
#UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips drink the tears of your enemies
— 🌞 (@ayisi_yaw) August 9, 2017
Bonecreak stretching a little bit:
Lick the dew off of your garden plants.
— bonecreak💀 (@The_Stonecreek) August 9, 2017
Rob was taking the fight to Hollywood:
Drop the water from movie titles. World, The Boy, Deep Horizon & Ship Down still work.#UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips
— Rob (@GenericZA) August 9, 2017
While Miles was more about the trickle down effect of wealth:
Ask the rich folks if they will let you stand in their gardens when they turn on their sprinklers. #UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips
— Miles Lacey 🇳🇿 (@kiwiasmiles) August 9, 2017
Rick was all about the combo:
Scientists should start working on human-camel hybrids.
— Rick Howton (@RHowton) August 9, 2017
Sammy a touch malicious:
#UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips leave hubby's sunroof open in the rain 😂😂
— Sammy B (@sambeeston2) August 9, 2017
While Bakers had a revolutionary plan:
#UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips Freeze it. Water expands when frozen so if you freeze it then melt it you`ll have more than when you started.
— Bakers old Treehouse (@bringbakerback) August 9, 2017
Sho, some amazing suggestions and we are trying some of them out as we speak slash type… but as with any AFH list, there must be a few which just had that little bit extra and so i give you this week’s TOP TWEETS which made it on to the:
F.L.O.P. 11
[11] Richard was getting a little hysteri… sorry historical!
#UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips
Then let them drink cake!— Richard Heggland (@heggland0) August 9, 2017
[10] Ian was all about embracing community:
Rinse your paper plates at a neighbours. #UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips
— Ian Richardson (@IanRich10562022) August 9, 2017
[9] Craig had a simple solution:
Cancel the upcoming Aquaman movie #UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips
— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) August 9, 2017
[8] While Emmalea could be heard hysterically laughing from behind a locked door:
#UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips
I took the handles off of my sinks and hid them😈 Only I can use them— EmmaleaT🍒 (@EmmaleaT) August 9, 2017
[7] Clinger resorted to a tried and tested truth:
If it's yellow, keep it mellow. If it brown, keep it around. #UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips
— Corporeal Clinger (@KrinkleKult) August 9, 2017
[6] While Tali had just had enough:
Seriously, turn off the waterfalls!
Such a reckless waste that could be better used keeping golf courses green.#UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips pic.twitter.com/7l74xaVr09— Sir TaliSatan (@Taliesyne) August 9, 2017
[5] Jimish felt like he had a simple fix:
Ctrl+S#UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips
— Jimish (@jimishbathia) August 9, 2017
[4] While Finch was pretty much stating the obvious:
#UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips
Cutting the hose in half to use half as much water.— finch (@mioscenic) August 9, 2017
[3] Tali was back, this time with a coffee substitute:
1) mix instant coffee powder, powdered milk and sugar together
2) place on baking tray
3) lick cautiously #UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips pic.twitter.com/oQrDMMOLkm
— Sir TaliSatan (@Taliesyne) August 9, 2017
[2] Grendel’s idea had us all cheering [slash drooling] long and hard:
Wash in a chocolate fountain #UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips pic.twitter.com/4okB8CKKKm
— Gretel Armstrong (@SugarGretel) August 9, 2017
[1] While Caroline, who doesn’t seem to have any friends left at all, or at least none that will stand downwind of her, wins this week’s game with this completely amazing suggestion making her our TOP F.L.O.P.:
#UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips showering by peeing into a fan
— Caroline Nichole (@velveteenrabit) August 9, 2017
Thank you to everyone for playing and especially Cape Town folks remember we have to keep this thing up – water is tight, yo!
Huge shoutout to @AngryRef for co-hosting and as always the dynamic UnNamed Ones for being the crank turners behind the curtain making the magic all look so super easy… you guys rock!
Til next time, let’s all work on keeping the WIT in the Twitterer, and see you at the tags
love brett fish and No_bob [the world’s most famous stuffed dolphin!]
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