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an enGAGeingful nite

so last week at enGAGE (sun eve congregation gathering at stellenbosch vineyard church) we had over 40 people there including a bunch of first-timers and roymond preached up an elijah storm in his first ever preach on the firetruck in the desert and your buckets capacity... at the start of the service i challenged the congregation to be more committed in terms of choosing to hang with us more regularly (attendance can be a bit [...]

By |2010-08-02T07:50:03+02:00August 2nd, 2010|church, people, shtupidt people|0 Comments

hanging up john ellis of tree63

so i managed to track down the john ellis article that started all the 'fun' and am very much looking forward to having caffeine with the man when i hit durban this week to hear more of where his heart is (and cos, hey, caffeine!!) but i'm not too sure he is going to be poster boy for pagans anonymous just yet - also take some time to read some of the comments by christians [...]

By |2010-08-02T03:45:17+02:00August 2nd, 2010|church, God stuff, shtupidt people|0 Comments

the rice effect part II

so i quoted Anne Rice the other day and this is a further explanation of where she is at which explains it a little bit more - i really like her last line... [from http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2010/07/30/anne-rice-leaves-christianity/?hpt=Sbin] Anne Rice leaves Christianity Legendary author Anne Rice has announced that she’s quitting Christianity. The “Interview with a Vampire” author, who wrote a book about her spirituality titled "Called Out of Darkness: A Spiritual Confession" in 2008, said Wednesday that [...]

By |2010-07-31T05:14:14+02:00July 31st, 2010|and other animals., church, God stuff|1 Comment

i'm telling you it's a sign

so as far as signs go, there are lots of funny ones around but these 'specific' signs are just too funny, added commentary is great, http://amillionmilesfromnormal.blogspot.com/2010/07/oddly-specifically-hilarious.html enjoy

By |2010-07-30T05:06:17+02:00July 30th, 2010|humour'ish|0 Comments

the real deal [may contain traces of john ellis and anne rice]

cool, i really enjoyed my teaspoons/socks post earlier today cos it feels like the most for me thing i've written on here lately - almost like i've slipped into writing for an audience again which is not what i wanted my blog to be - aware of the audience yes (and my responsibility there) but writing what i want to write and what is more real than just giving a lesson... anyways i have a [...]

By |2010-07-29T21:15:14+02:00July 29th, 2010|and other animals., God stuff, life|12 Comments

jack handey random hilarity part fourth

I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown, and how the children would laugh and laugh at me. I vowed, then and there, that I would get revenge. Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a [...]

By |2010-07-29T08:38:51+02:00July 29th, 2010|humour'ish|1 Comment

what is the difference between a t-spoon and a sock?

the answer is nothing, there is no difference well, besides the obvious of course - i mean one is generally made out of metal and oh wait, teaspoons are also generally made out of metal... back to no main differences altho imagine a sock made out of teaspoons, that would look pretty cool - kinda like a chain mailish type of sock - protection against 'the arrow that got away' or something - but it [...]

By |2010-07-29T04:57:39+02:00July 29th, 2010|and other animals.|1 Comment

you don't know jack (which can be handey i guess)

Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies? One eats leaves, and the other eats caterpillars. Oh, I see now. I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in it, because do you hide from it or not? It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back [...]

By |2010-07-27T08:06:44+02:00July 27th, 2010|humour'ish|1 Comment

getting back in the fire

used this analogy at youth group i spoke at on Friday - amazing bunch of young people in the lesser known place of Factreton - and then completely convicted during worship singing time in church yesterday morning about how not there i am - making amends this week... log in the middle of a fire - burns solidly, adds to warmth and function of fire log on edge of fire - still burning but maybe [...]

By |2010-07-26T06:01:46+02:00July 26th, 2010|God stuff, life|0 Comments
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