i subscribe to a daily comic called Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis and have most of the annuals (excepting the latest one if anyone from overseasland wants to be nice... mmm...) and this cartoon really catches the heart of the cynicism of rat and the innocence of pig, his two main characters... [For a more completely pun infested Pearls before Swine strip and more of this brilliant wit, click here]
just some amusing pics a friend of mine - aka the katester - linked to on the 'book sack race accident [may contain traces of plant] getting fired via facebook spot the real joker
Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies? One eats leaves, and the other eats caterpillars. Oh, I see now. I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in it, because do you hide from it or not? It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back [...]
so i found out yesterday for sure sure that jack handey is a real person - for years i was one (of many apparently - thankx wrinklypedia) who suspected he might not be an actual person but a collective grouping of like minded humourous quote writing peoples quotes anyways i am sure a lot of you have never heard of him and so i decided to post some of my favourite jack handey deep thorts [...]