Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6am EDT] an inspired and growing number of crazy people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…
Another Wednesday, another game, a whole lot of super creative fun with our growing community. As much as we enjoy creating what we hope is an excellent game each week, that encourages creativity and invites brilliance, the game only happens if YOU show up, so thank you for repeatedly doing so.
Having been away Mon and Tues to try and finish off some writing i was doing and with my wife tbV [aka The Beautiful Val] having her birthday on game day, my backup crew and Hashtag friends who call themselves The Unnamed Ones stepped in and did a lot of the promoting and serious co-hosting on the day. THANK YOU team! What a great bunch!
i discovered in advance that May 25th was also International Towel Day with reference to comedic author Douglas Adams and his classic The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – if you haven’t read it, it is a must and will let you know why i have RANDOM [but related] as one of the four pillars of great tweets for my games [that and Monty Python, which we have already done a game for]. With of course WITTY, CLEVER and MISDIRECTIONAL being the other three.
As you may know, we try to keep @AFrikkinHashtag as a FAMILY game and this week you were so great in that regard so keep it up. Really was a lot of super silly fun and a pleasure to be a small part of [as i did manage to dive in from time to time to see how everyone was doing].
Our game starter tweet looked something like this:
It took us just 16 minutes [a new record] to be trending in Americaland:
578 users and 1,135 tweets (953 RTs) in 16 minutes made #DontPanicButRather a Trending Topic in United States. #trndnl
— Trendinalia USA (@trendinaliaUS) May 25, 2016
And for the first time i think in the history of the game i was able to simply focus
on the HEARTing and RTing and made it on top of this one:
The 3 most active users for #DontPanicButRather were:@AFrikkinHashtag (113 Tweets & RTs)@Taliesyne (66)@JaymeMcKenna (61) — #trndnl
— Trendinalia USA (@trendinaliaUS) May 25, 2016
And along with our favourite This-Is-Now-Officially-a-Game bot:
What’s the deal with #DontPanicButRather? Doesn’t the dream have enough disorders? Who ARE these people?
— Seinfeld Bot (@TheSeinfeldBot) May 25, 2016
Came some other well known folks and while not everyone necessarily knows they are
playing a Hashtagging game, we are still grateful that they stopped by.
Green Party candidate, Dr Jill Stein gave this sage advice:
#DontPanicButRather stand up for your convictions, vote the greater good not the lesser evil. Lesser evil got us here, let’s fight back.
— Dr. Jill Stein (@DrJillStein) May 25, 2016
While Krazy Coupon Lady was speaking to your money:
Christmas finances worrying you already? #DontPanicButRather take baby steps! Save a little bit each week. Even $5 adds up. You can do this!
— KrazyCouponLady (@KrazyCouponLady) May 25, 2016
We all remember Billy Blanks Jr from the Dance It Out fitness videos:
#DontPanicButRather breathe then plan your resolve no matter what! ?
— Billy Blanks Jr. (@billyblanksjr) May 25, 2016
And even IBM Analytics dropped by and got technical;
#DontPanicButRather improve situational awareness & speed time-to-action with #analytics: https://t.co/mYhzG4iy2V pic.twitter.com/ZnOmzsGk8T
— IBM Analytics (@IBMAnalytics) May 25, 2016
But one of the most fun celeb tweets was this one by John Legere, CEO of T Mobile
and his playful jab to the opposition:
#DontPanicButRather leave @Verizon and join @TMobile. #protip
— John Legere (@JohnLegere) May 25, 2016
Because i wasn’t following the whole game, i’m sure i missed some absolute gems,
but i also was able to grab a few and my team also kept some of the best for me
and so without further much ado about nothing let’s get to this week’s:
FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS [F.L.O.P.]
i was pleasantly surprised by how many direct references we had to Hitchhiker’s Guide which was amazing:
Mark starts us off with a direct reference:
#DontPanicButRather buy the guide. pic.twitter.com/cjnz3SYQcF
— Mark (@Heath717) May 26, 2016
#DontPanicButRather drink some pan galactic gargle blasters.
— Punstrated (@IncitingMoment) May 25, 2016
#DontPanicButRather
Ponder the answer to life, the Universe, & everything… pic.twitter.com/z5NIAq8APS— Bunniboila (@bunniboila) May 25, 2016
#DontPanicButRather hold tightly to your towel as we leave this Vogon ship
— TΔLIƩSΨΠE 2.0 (@Taliesyne) May 25, 2016
#DontPanicButRather have a happy Towel Day, all you Hoopy Froods!! pic.twitter.com/JhKAzPS80r
— Jayme Really (@JaymeMcKenna) May 25, 2016
Dave, meanwhile, grasped for the sliver linnning:
When the tattoo is finished and you notice the word is misspelled #DontPanicButRather tell people you’re making a statement.
— Dave Semotan (@Sensei_DaveBear) May 25, 2016
Christine rather channeled her inner Monty Python:
#DontPanicButRather run away!@viewfrommyoffic @jennfarrar7 @MichelleyM @IAmCharlesChase pic.twitter.com/7Tv6zL580w
— Christine Wistful (@googlygirl98) May 25, 2016
Monica cheerled some positivity:
#DontPanicButRather get up and make a plan for success!
— Monica Abbott (@monicaabbott) May 25, 2016
While our favourite Bunni had an important public service announcement:
#DontPanicButRather keep calm, & whatever you do…
DON’T BLINK!! pic.twitter.com/pXlFBKuCvY— Bunniboila (@bunniboila) May 25, 2016
Aiden suggested a straightforward implosion to keep it simple:
#DontPanicButRather quietly implode. That way we’ll all think you’re coping ?
— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) May 25, 2016
While Craig begged you all to save us some agony:
#DontPanicButRather delete it and tweet it again with the correct punctuation
— craig flynn (@craigflynn1) May 25, 2016
View got a little camp:
#DontPanicButRather beat feet and don’t look back pic.twitter.com/CvHK8oqkbR
— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) May 25, 2016
While Lady Ä got inspirational:
#DontPanicButRather think it through.
You learned this.
You know this.
Now conquer!— Lady Ä (@she_nutt) May 25, 2016
K Dawg had both a plan and a backup plan:
#DontPanicButRather count your blessings
— Kesha Tedder (@KeshaTedder) May 25, 2016
#DontPanicButRather Tell your friends all of your problems and let them panic for you
— Kesha Tedder (@KeshaTedder) May 25, 2016
[and a Jar Jar suit, but that’s a comment for another day #ItsHerStyle #DontJudge #JustKiddingYouCan]
While Zen stepped in to pretect us from the Grandma Police:
#DontPanicButRather just assume there’s an apostrophe in this hashtag. You just overlooked it in your excitement to play.
— ☯ Zen Rand ☯ (@ZenRand) May 25, 2016
French Toast made the statement we’ve been making for years:
#DontPanicButRather give me some room on that frikkin plank Rose ! pic.twitter.com/7rq90THutC
— FrenchToast (@NachoPotatoe) May 25, 2016
Brian helped keep us safe from bears:
#DontPanicButRather roll into a ball and play dead. Or was that just for bears?@AgentKrid @BadJordon #AD4EVR pic.twitter.com/swbeIaJuDr
— Brian Whelmingly (@Chewbacca_Sound) May 25, 2016
Daryl brought some ant tickle:
#DontPanicButRather have an anxiety attack. I find semantics are a great distraction when you’re having a freak out.
— Daryl Deliberately (@DarylONT) May 25, 2016
Jayme assured us everything was [most likely] going to be okay, probably:
#DontPanicButRather realize that just because you don’t end up where you wanted to go, you almost always end up where you need to be
— Jayme Really (@JaymeMcKenna) May 25, 2016
Peter made it personal:
#DontPanicButRather lead the revolution yourself
— Peter Maes (@PeteMaes) May 25, 2016
Dreamweasel was perhaps a little too optimistic:
#DontPanicButRather calmly explain to Trump supporters why they are making a mistake, as I am sure they are reasonable people
— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) May 25, 2016
Who clearly knows my weakness:
#DontPanicButRather enjoy the splendour of Bacon Van Gogh. pic.twitter.com/0LY0W0q32Q
— WhoBrannigan (@WhoBrannigan) May 25, 2016
Ms. Morris brought the Carlton:
#DontPanicButRather dance! pic.twitter.com/JxihQhsCKj
— Ms. Morris (@LoveJoretta18) May 25, 2016
While this one we were not so sure about:
@CaseyKimberly #DontPanicButRather let me catch it pic.twitter.com/qshIlwAvMT
— Lou is one (@AngryDolphinFan) May 25, 2016
Lee went for the devious approach:
#DontPanicButRather smile and confuse everyone that is.
— Lee Rain (@Dragon_SGuard) May 25, 2016
Who told us to be calm, but i’m not so sure:
#DontPanicButRather calmly proceed to the life boats. pic.twitter.com/syUXV5RuaN
— WhoBrannigan (@WhoBrannigan) May 25, 2016
A lot of people like RåçhëL referenced Panic at the Disco;
#DontPanicButRather Calm Down at the Disco
— ✨ RåçhëL Thømäsøn (@AwkwrdSlytherin) May 25, 2016
While David had a one track mind:
#DontPanicButRather plunder and pillage for cheese! pic.twitter.com/AvhNrsYh8X
— David Rushing (@DavidProv) May 25, 2016
Who back for more with a fresh architectural perspective:
#DontPanicButRather think of it as a giant game of Jenga. pic.twitter.com/7CT5T8mxDf
— WhoBrannigan (@WhoBrannigan) May 25, 2016
Diego went to the old faithful:
#DontPanicButRather fix it with duct tape.
— Diego Perez (@Diegoperez500) May 25, 2016
While Carl went with neither sleet nor snow:
#DontPanicButRather go postal pic.twitter.com/B3rUE9PXMY
— Carl Hult (@Carlswall) May 25, 2016
And seems Steve Harvey still can’t catch a break:
#DontPanicButRather apologize and announce the real winner… pic.twitter.com/vZJ7fSxewE
— CookieMan (@pcook102) May 25, 2016
Buster merged two great series:
#DontPanicButRather know where your towel is pic.twitter.com/IpghKChg0r
— Buster Chaplin (@Kelligrewsguy) May 25, 2016
While PH1 reminded us:
#DontPanicButRather take the time to realise, there is no spoon! pic.twitter.com/jqk0XDb8KG
— pH1 (@pH1Online) May 25, 2016
As mentioned, these are just some of the great ones we caught as the game,
but there were five that grabbed our special attention and these are our:
BIG FIVE F.L.O.P.s OF THE WEEK
[5] S Johnson for this truly bizarre and specific instruction
#DontPanicButRather eat a bowl of guacamole before a Oompa Loompa sets my eyelids on fire in a Walmart parking lot
— S. Johnson (@iamsmilie) May 25, 2016
[4] Zenmeister Rand for this self-flatulating, wait that can’t be right, brilliance of Pun:
#DontPanicButRather take a deep breath and count to Zen.
— ☯ Zen Rand ☯ (@ZenRand) May 25, 2016
[3] Thatch, who despite me not being a fan of advocating drunknessity, had me at “cry into your cat”:
#DontPanicButRather get drunk and cry into your cat
— Thatch Thackery (@notwittylady) May 26, 2016
[2] Jayme who came so close with the science:
#DontPanicButRather let this Venn diagram explain it all
(Or maybe it explains nothing and it’s just pretty) pic.twitter.com/7iBr7zsv7F
— Jayme Really (@JaymeMcKenna) May 25, 2016
[1] But this week’s number 1 F.L.O.P. hands, or should i say shoes, down is The Gnurb with:
#DontPanicButRather appreciate the irony. pic.twitter.com/rnXGczpAyf
— The Gnurb (@batshake1) May 25, 2016
THANK YOU once again to everyone who played – you are all winners, but mostly those of you who F.L.O.P.ped [there’s that irony again!] and i am more than super excited to announce that tomorrow we have CK [@charley_ck14] as our co-host and possibly one of the most fun games we have run to date so you do not want to miss this one…
We are going to be celebrating you on Wednesday and all those secret skills you have… with
We are going to be celebrating you on Wednesday and all those secret skills you have… with @charley_ck14pic.twitter.com/wyFzn8VEUQ
— A Frikkin Hashtag (@AFrikkinHashtag) May 30, 2016
— A Frikkin Hashtag (@AFrikkinHashtag) May 30, 2016
We will see you there but in the meantime from me, @BrettFishA, please keep playing the games, keeping it fun and maintaining the WIT in the Twitterer…
i’ll be here all week, don’t forget to tip your waitress…
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