mature people truths part 2

so i literally stumbled upon this list of mature people truths via my friend megan from theatresports and as much as this is a typical email-this-to-the-whole-world type email list, there are a lot more here that are funny than are not – you can check out the whole list here – http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/3vKVVP/www.funlol.com/15926/Mature_people_truths.html or you can keep an eye on this blog as i pick three or four at a time to share [strum a rhythm with your fingers on your desk if you agree]

#22 I WOULD RATHER TRY TO CARRY 10 OVERLOADED PLASTIC BAGS IN EACH HAND THAN TAKE TWO TRIPS TO BRING MY GROCERIES IN.

#24 I HAVE A HARD TIME DECIPHERING THE FINE LINE BETWEEN BOREDOM AND HUNGER.

#27 SHIRTS GET DIRTY. UNDERWEAR GETS DIRTY. PANTS? PANTS NEVER GET DIRTY AND YOU CAN WEAR THEM FOREVER.

#29 THERE’S NO WORSE FEELING THAN THAT MILLISECOND WHEN YOU’RE SURE YOU ARE GOING TO DIE AFTER LEANING YOUR CHAIR BACK A LITTLE TOO FAR.

to be checking out the part of three clicking here be

By brettfish|2011-01-28T08:34:12+02:00January 28th, 2011|humour'ish|3 Comments

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Brett Fish is a lover of God and people, and owns the world's most famous stuffed dolphin, No_bob (who doesn't bob). He believes that we are all responsible for making the world a significantly better place for everyone.

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mature people truths part 1 « Irresistibly Fish January 31, 2011 at 12:32 pm - Reply

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Brits February 2, 2011 at 10:34 pm - Reply

My chairs always break as I am 115kg. But the chair supposed to handle 200kg. It is made in china for small Chinese okes.
Brits February 2, 2011 at 10:37 pm - Reply

These are brilliant man. I have trouble with boredom and beer which leads to a boep. And also to carry in beer crates every week is a pain. So very true this!!!

mature people truths part 2