So today i was on a semi long-distance trip and penned a couple of new brett andy’s – usually i try them out on facebook/twitter first before i see what people really like, but these have never been viewed before and so i would really appreciate it if you would take a minute to mention if any of them make you smile or laugh or silently chortle…
“As I finished sewing up the incision, there was a moment of panic as I thought I’d left the scalpel inside Mr Jenkins. Then a wave of relief swept over me as I remembered that I’m not a surgeon, I’m the janitor.” [Brett Andy]
“I dressed up as a skeleton for Halloween, but then ended up staying at home cos I had no body to go with me.” [Brett Andy]
“As the news came to me that I’d been given the death penalty, I thought to myself, “These new soccer rules are becoming a little extreme.” [Brett Andy]
“ “I’m Thor!” He shouted again. But no-one seemed to be paying much attention. Curse that wretched lisp!” [Brett Andy]
“I’ve always wondered if it is white with black stripes, or black with white stripes. Which was pretty strange because I was looking at a giraffe at the time.” [Brett Andy]
“ “Out, Out, damned spot!” cried Lady Macbeth. But still the mutt refused to budge.” [Brett Andy]
“ “2B or not 2B?” pondered Hamlet, as he contemplated his opening move in Battleships.” [Brett Andy]
“After watching the cricket for five days, I thought, “I’ve got to get me a more interesting bug.” [Brett Andy]
“My wife asked me to turn the kettle on, so I looked at it and said, “Hey baby. How you doin?” [Brett Andy]
“That’s the last time I play Blackjack with Mike Tyson.”
death penalty, thor, and stripes 🙂
I like the Shakespeare ones, the cricket and kettle one as well. The skeleton one made me groan a little, but that was the only one 🙂
Loved them all…
Especially the giraffe and cricket ones…
Shakespeare and Halloween ftw!
Death Penalty
Thor
i liked death penalty, thor, and 2b or not to 2b.
i didn’t get the mike tyson one.
ah, the mike tyson was a bit of an obscure one… when you’re playing blackjack and you want another card you say “Hit me!”
ah ok. sorry, slow day. i like it.
Although the janitor one was longer than usual, I think that’s the cleverest one. The macbeth one has been doing the rounds in other guises. Otherwise, I dig the others. The hamlet one could also have been about drawing and pencils. The cricket one was a close second to janitor for me.