Ever have a bad autocorrect moment?
You meant to type, “Hey that felt a little mean” and autocorrect changes it to “You stupid cow, you ruined my life.” Happens to all of us.
Hopefully we catch most of them before we hit send, but with the busyness and rush of life a lot of them escape our attention before it’s too late.
But the Internet remembers… and so we decided to have some fun with that this week.
Knowing full well that the FAMILY vibe we try play @AFrikkinHashtag games with was going to completely be under threat… but also trusting that once we got past all of that, you would all come up with some really amazing offerings… and once again we were right and you totally dominated.
This week saw Warren Baker aka @SideOfHashTags joining us for his first co-host with me and he was immediately a hit [bonus bucket of cheerful banter for you, sir] completely getting into the spirit of the CLEVER and WITTY and MISDIRECTIONAL and RANDOM [but related] that we seek as a standard of the best Hashtags every week.
Warren [in his own words] is an accomplished eccentric hovering in NC with his lovely wife, an angry cat, and a glorious dog . He’s written over 200 music parodies, and is waiting on his big break, probably a fibula or humerus. Has been known to channel Ogden Nash. Hair is not actual size.
Make sure you follow him if you don’t already and also take this moment to download the FREE @HashtagRoundup app so that you have access to all the official Hashtag Games that are running almost every two hours of the day.
This game really made our brain hurt because half of the messages had to be translated before we could figure out how good they were. And all the others had some derivative of “Duck” in them.
Just to quickly clarify what i mean by FAMILY is that we are trying to avoid tweets that are overly sexual or aggressive or offensive or sweary. With @AutocorrectASentence there were some sweary ones that were really clever and so they got the nod. i realise that ‘Dodge’ is subjective to everyone and so we generally go with my definition as game runner [plenty of other games to get your dodge on] but the ones that get our HEARTs and RTs are never going to contain the word ‘C__t’ for example. i feel like you can figure out the rest. And to be absolutely honest, the FAMILY tweets that are good tend to be so much better than the rest. So take a bit more time and go for QUALITY over QUANTITY.
The game was a LOT of fun and as predicted really really SILLY which was great. Probably the silliest game we have run so far and THANK YOU to all of you for having so much fun with us.
We tend to get A LOT OF LOVE from many of you during the game and that is a huge boost for all of us putting it together so THANK YOU for taking the time to encourage us – we really put a lot of time and effort into making a good game for you:
#AutocorrectASentence
Hopping all wallowers are employing this mashtag as hutch as me— I’m a believer (@andlifeainteasy) May 18, 2016
By now you know we love it when @SeinfeldBot arrives to show us his love and it secretly is the measure of a good game for us if we nab him and this time he jumped in early:
What’s the deal with #AutocorrectASentence? Doesn’t the fail have enough structures? Who ARE these people?
— Seinfeld Bot (@TheSeinfeldBot) May 18, 2016
Although we didn’t top the USA this time [there was a LOT going on] this was a tag that had legs as you kept it trending for hours:
HOT GAMES
#4 USA #AutocorrectASentence w/@AFrikkinHashtag
#1 Canada/#5 USA #GameOfThronesASongOrBand w/@SotallyToberHTs
— Hashtag Roundup (@HashtagRoundup) May 18, 2016
Which means of course that this week’s F.L.O.P. list is going to be ridiculously LONG because there was so much GREATNESS to choose from.
i started off the game with my own cheeky little sweary in the hope we could entice William Shatner into playing our game:
i long for the day when Will ham shat nerds? plays one of our Hashtag Games. Will it bees do hay?
@WilliamShatner #AutocorrectASentence
Sadly he didn’t bite, but hopefully he will one day. In the meantime i sent out some other examples to give you some ideas:
We’re looking for CLEAVER & WILTY & MISSED DIRE ERECTION & RAN DUMB… As always please keep it Farm Lily. #AutocorrectASentence
Inspired by the movies:
You had me at “Hell No!”
With @BrettFishA & @SideOfHashTags #AutocorrectASentence
In homage to all the Star Wars characters who play our game every week:
Princess Leia: I’m glove hue
Han Solo: Aye, knob.
Kanye didn’t escape:
Canned Hay: I’m a gonad. Let chew Finnish. Butt be on say had wand off the breast videos, Evan.
And have to keep the Twitterer Nemesis on her feet:
Has any Juan scene @keshatedder re-sent leak? A parent leak her Jar Jar soup is bark from the clean hearse.
As well as a cheeky attempt to influence Chris Hardwick @Hardwick and the @midnight Top Ten list:
My cream is that wand day, eye will market on tooth a mint knight Chop Tent lisp & may bee Evan wind eat.
@midnight #AutocorrectASentence
Although that tweet was so autocorrected i had to try and figure out what i meant second time around…
THE CO-HOST WITH THE HAIR
As mentioned, Warren was amazing and came up with a host of tweets of which these are just two:
It was the west of limes, it was the wurst of rhymes. #AutocorrectASentence
— Warren Baker (@SideOfHashTags) May 18, 2016
Heading to the stork. Do you whomp any ting ting? #AutocorrectASentence
— Warren Baker (@SideOfHashTags) May 18, 2016
Making us all stop and consider if we have recently whomped any ting ting…
BUT we know why you all stopped over here and so let’s get to this week’s ASTRONOMICALLY BIG F.L.O.P. list, which if you weren’t sure yet, stands for:
FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS
Tal was looking for a Dunce Partner:
Would you be my dunce partner at Pram?? #AutocorrectASentence
— TΔLIƩSΨΠE 2.0 (@Taliesyne) May 18, 2016
Nish had a startling revelation:
Music is every thong for moi… #AutocorrectASentence
— NishBlack (@NishaNazim) May 18, 2016
Tal was back with some inhouse Fanta… um mantra… urgh Santa… wait, that stuff…
I like my bucketloads of canter delivered by hoarse. Thanks#AutocorrectASentence
— TΔLIƩSΨΠE 2.0 (@Taliesyne) May 18, 2016
Fun Guy came to play hysterically, um historically:
Four sores from tweeting years ago #AutocorrectASentence
— Fungus the Bogeyman (@bigstevie1967) May 18, 2016
Who was around with one of my favourites of the game:
“I sentence you to 30 years in prism.”#AutocorrectASentence pic.twitter.com/WR2nbyC2Nu
— WhoBrannigan (@WhoBrannigan) May 18, 2016
David somehow managed to use “tampon” in a family friendly and incredible tweet:
For the water to get hot you need to leave the tampon for a while#AutocorrectASentence
— David Bzatt (@DavidBzatt) May 18, 2016
Mad had a disturbing confession:
Those were my favorite pants, I’ve been pissing them for months #AutocorrectASentence
— TheMadShatter (@TheMadShattter) May 18, 2016
While Hugo gave us some solid wisdom which rocked:
Never take life for granite #AutocorrectASentence
— Hugo Brody (@HugoBrody) May 18, 2016
French Toast invited us to a unique evening’s entertainment:
Hey wanna play farts at the pub tonite ?
#AutocorrectASentence— FrenchToast (@NachoPotatoe) May 18, 2016
Mike noticed all was not quite right at McDonalds:
I just got a small odor of flies #AutocorrectASentence
— Mike Amorosi Ⓜ (@MaMikeamo) May 18, 2016
LOVED this one by MAD which snuck a celebrity into an authentic autocorrect looking tweet:
I sprained my ankle at the Jim Carrey me home please or at least to my car #AutocorrectASentence
— TheMadShatter (@TheMadShattter) May 18, 2016
Craig meant serious business with his mammal trade policy:
I’m gonna make him an otter he can’t refund #AutocorrectASentence
— craig flynn (@craigflynn1) May 18, 2016
Fun Guy was back offering some serious Social Media tough love:
I am gonna slap your Facebook#AutocorrectASentence
— Fungus the Bogeyman (@bigstevie1967) May 18, 2016
Canadian Lass made us all a little concerned for her father:
@AFrikkinHashtag #AutocorrectASentence
This thunder makes my dad bark so much that we have to comfort him.— CanadianLass (@hgmackinnon) May 18, 2016
Cosy climbed into her meal:
There was an electrical fryer at wok today and I got in a terrible pancake over it. #AutocorrectASentence
— Cosy (@CosyFT) May 18, 2016
Craig, we hope, was just playing the game, but we’re keeping our distance just in case:
I’m a big fan of Star Warts #AutocorrectASentence
— craig flynn (@craigflynn1) May 18, 2016
Aiden gave us a stunner:
Who disestablishmentarian? #AutocorrectASentence
— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) May 18, 2016
Aricka was on absolute fire this week. Here she defines love:
“Love means never halving to slay your story.”#AutocorrectASentence@AFrikkinHashtag @BrettFishA @SideOfHashTags @HashtagRoundup
— Aricka Shuck (@Aricka_Shuck) May 18, 2016
Sugar Unicorns accused us of stealing a celeb’s lunch. #WeWouldNever:
#AutocorrectASentence you’ve got Bette Davis fries ?
— Gretel Armstrong (@SugarGretel) May 18, 2016
Perv was serious about bonding with his son:
#AutocorrectASentence Let’s build a treehorse, son! pic.twitter.com/qCsOflVKZg
— PervWithAHeartOfGold (@PervHeartOfGold) May 18, 2016
Tee got a little cultural on us:
I went to Pairs and saw the Moan Lisa at the Love. It was grate. #AutocorrectASentence
— Tee (@liltr2) May 18, 2016
Joe called for a medical:
#AutocorrectASentence Live long and prostate!
— Joe (@PhantomNuts) May 18, 2016
Wejul was channeling a Dell:
Hello from the other said.I must herb cold a thousand times #AutocorrectASentence
— Wejul! (@Wejuli256) May 18, 2016
Kesha had strong feelings about the poor:
#AutocorrectASentence Beggars can’t be children
— Kesha Tedder (@KeshaTedder) May 18, 2016
Grendel with some cooking tips via Meghan Trainor:
#AutocorrectASentence all about the baste pic.twitter.com/Anu0YkWh5c
— Gretel Armstrong (@SugarGretel) May 18, 2016
My co-host went a little biblical:
In the beginning was the worm, and the worm was width dog. #AutocorrectASentence
— Warren Baker (@SideOfHashTags) May 18, 2016
Who had a bit of a revelation that Cyndi Lauper may have taken issue with:
“Girls just want to have fungus.”#AutocorrectASentence@bigstevie1967 pic.twitter.com/IigqPA8eNn
— WhoBrannigan (@WhoBrannigan) May 18, 2016
2Real had a surprising departing gift:
So pleased to meet your mom, I gave her a big slug on the way out. #AutocorrectASentence
— 2Real (@NewClearWeapons) May 18, 2016
Siân was difficult to console:
I’m always posting some thong I didn’t Nintendo #AutocorrectASentence
— Siân Is Me (@Lynsm7) May 18, 2016
While my co-host was back with the classics:
#AutocorrectASentence
To beam
Or not to beam
That is the quicksand— Warren Baker (@SideOfHashTags) May 18, 2016
While Jessica was keeping it classy:
Did you really just lick your own tweet? #AutocorrectASentence
— Jessica Carberry (@Jessberrie) May 18, 2016
Jay didn’t quite have enough barnyard animals to make it workwards:
I don’t want to go to work. I need more freaking sheep #AutocorrectASentence
— Jay Padilla (@JayOnTheLedge) May 18, 2016
Rob was also dipping his foot in the bard waters:
As Sheik Spear once penned, Two bee or not two bee is the Quest Inn.#AutoCorrectASentence
— Rob (@GenericZA) May 18, 2016
While Donald [no relation] spoke of his Mexican intentions:
#AutocorrectASentence I’ll build a great mall, believe me and I’ll make Mexico pay for that mall. – Donald Tramp pic.twitter.com/RMVT1BugDP
— Ankit (@4everKnighttt) May 18, 2016
Nate took us to the stars, and the star:
To Infinity and Beyoncé #AutocorrectASentence
— Nate (@natepete1) May 18, 2016
Brian shared his sad:
#AutocorrectASentence pic.twitter.com/rICvANymS5
— Despicable Me BRIAN (@Reloadedbrian) May 18, 2016
Jimmy nailed it with this one:
#AutocorrectASentence This is a place of warship.
— Jimmy (@crashr) May 18, 2016
Our favourite Stormtrooper was back, although no need to get personal, Darth!
Like, aim you Fatter! #AutocorrectASentence pic.twitter.com/p5LdswXGij
— Zeb the Stormtrooper (@StormtrooperZeb) May 18, 2016
Jessica hinted at her vocation:
Time to get up and make the coffin. #AutocorrectASentence pic.twitter.com/Kz6wvrzj7l
— Jessica Carberry (@Jessberrie) May 18, 2016
Rowan showed us how this thing works:
“Ginny Weasley had decorated her room orange”
Did you mean:
“Orange paint colours in Georgia?”#AutocorrectASentence— Rowan Buchanan-Brown (@RowanBuchananBr) May 18, 2016
And we REALLY hope Chris was Autocorrecting this one:
I’ve just swam three lengths in the poo#AutocorrectASentence
— Chris Lowe (@_chlowe_) May 18, 2016
Kyler gets super multi-layer misdirectional spoiler points with this one:
#AutocorrectASentence I Got A Dad Feeling About This. pic.twitter.com/19LLLga8g3
— Kyler Ford (@MrFord213) May 18, 2016
Azwaa reminded us of a great Parks and Rec ‘Gerry’ moment:
“Doc, the patience having a fart attack”#AutoCorrectAsentence
— azwaa (@azwarashid96) May 18, 2016
Derek also had some great ones, but none better than this truth in autocorrection:
You Complicate Me#AutoCorrectASentence
— Derek (@THEDerekLatz) May 18, 2016
Star Wars PR came to play again with advice on how to stay robe friendly as a young jedi:
#AutocorrectASentence And now young Skywalker, you will diet. pic.twitter.com/GD9dPfK7UN
— Star Wars PR (@StarWarsPR) May 18, 2016
Mike was very specific:
Tie the boat to the dwarf #AutocorrectASentence
— Mike (@MikeChipperson) May 18, 2016
Kesha returned with a confession as to why she still hangs out in her Jar Jar suit:
#AutocorrectASentence I still haven’t found what I’m lurking for
— Kesha Tedder (@KeshaTedder) May 18, 2016
Autumn brought the sirens… silence… scions… science:
Autocorrect knows the next logical step without coffee.☕️☠⚰ #AutocorrectASentence pic.twitter.com/cGhNcPQQZi
— AutumnSkye13 (@AutumnSkye13) May 18, 2016
We haven’t even got to the top yet and there have been some pheramonal, um phenomenal offerings
so thank you EVERYBODY who played this week – so many great ones we didn’t even capture here…
But of those we did, the following had that little something extra that won us over:
Here is this week’s F.L.O.P LIST TOP TEN
[10] Dawn Dad couldn’t see what all the fuss was about:
All of these #AutocorrectASentence just sound like my grandma describing things.
— DawnOfTheDad (@SailorMonkey) May 18, 2016
[9] Whereas Gee saw a way to use this to his advantage:
I’m just gonna put this hashtag at the end of all my tweets #AutocorrectASentence ??
— Gee (@Geemeis) May 18, 2016
[8] St Simeon showed up, but was pipped at the post:
Actually, I’ve never had much trouble with Acetylsalicylic. … Wow, that’s ironing. #AutocorrectASentence
— St. Simeon the Fool (@SimeonTheFool) May 18, 2016
[7] Joel had a fan favourite with this classic:
Bohemian Raspberry #AutocorrectASentence
— Joel Newnham (@newjoel) May 18, 2016
[6] Richard had one of the cleverest ones with this:
Nobody puts bayleaf in a korma #AutocorrectASentence
— Richard Pulsford (@RichardPulsford) May 18, 2016
[5] Costa provided one of my favourites of the game:
Carpet diem!! #AutocorrectASentence
— Costa Tsiokos (@CostaHere) May 18, 2016
[4] Daryl has us all a little concerned about his choice of music:
This concert is stabbing room only. #AutocorrectASentence
— Daryl Deliberately (@DarylONT) May 18, 2016
[3] Mad had had quite enough:
Can’t get anything done at the office cause someone keeps stealing all my penis#AutocorrectASentence
— TheMadShatter (@TheMadShattter) May 18, 2016
And it was touch and go between the top two with John making it all the way up there cos his ways a real life blunder:
This really happened to me when I text my work place : Here’s a list of the shits I’m doing this week #AutocorrectASentence
— John Cunningham (@jcimage1) May 18, 2016
But this week’s #1 came in really early and for me was hands down the tweet i enjoyed the most:
[1] Well done to this week’s big F.L.O.P. Aricka:
“I’ve always dependent on the kidneys of stranglers.”#AutocorrectASentence@AFrikkinHashtag@BrettFishA@SideOfHashTags@HashtagRoundup
— Aricka Shuck (@Aricka_Shuck) May 18, 2016
What a GREAT and FANTASTIC week you all gave us… THANK YOU to Warren and The Unnamed Ones who as always hide behind the scenes making the game work… i will be away next week Monday and Tuesday and my wife tbV [the beautiful Val]’s birthday is on Wednesday so i will be setting up the game and getting it ready to go but HUGE THANKS to T.U.O. who will be making it happen. I’m sure it will be an amazing one.
i will leave you with this reminder that the accidental autocorrects are always the best… have a great weekend and see you back here on Wednesday…
Flocking Hull….that was a goo read !