What is a hobby that a particular superhero might suck at?

[The Story So Far: Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6am EDT] an inspired and growing number of crazy people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…]

After the serious tone of the week before’s game we decided we needed something just silly and fun for this week and boy did we get it…

With Regina Spacola aka @gigirules7  climbing on board with her crew we decided to take on Superheroes, in their spare time, you know when they’re not saving the world and all that. i imagine they must get bored and they must find things to do to keep busy.

But it is also likely that certain hobbies or pastimes would not work for certain superheroes [and we included supervillians in our thinking] and some particularly disastrously so… and so we invited you to share your ideas of  #HobbiesSuperHeroesSuckAt…

So this was our brilliant co-host:

Regina Spacola

And we decided to set up the game with an intro tweet or two slash six:

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Don’t know about this guy but i don’t see Hulk as an Anger Management Coach

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Catwoman as a professional Dog Walker?

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The Wolverine as a gentle Massage Therapist?

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The Fantastic Four Thing as a Matchstick ship builder?

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Or Cyclops as a Hypnotist [Look into my eyes…]:

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Regina @gigrules7 was all over this game with possibly the most tweets by a co-host yet, and i couldn’t include them all, but here are some that grabbed me:

This was a game that jumped into life so quickly and never looked back and out of all the thousands of tweets that came through these are just some of the ones that spoke to us in that special way… and so make it on to this week’s:

FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS

Our Grendel got the ball rolling:

Andrew took it a step further:

Johnsense, wow my eyes, make it stop:

K Dawg said what we were all thinking:

Our favourite Bunni got literal:

Mitchell proved that great mimes think alike:

Coco saw some issues:

Sami took it in another direction:

Johnny was all about the claws:

pH1 blew our minds #WhyDidWeNeverSeeThatBefore:

Rex stated the obvious:

Johnny proved he is a bright spark:

Superman ironically tweeted this #DisclaimerPossiblyNottheRealSuperman:

Brian thinks Hulk should stay above water:

Andrew saw one downside of being Spiderman:

Doc another one:

Steven found Magneto’s weakness:

Sean spotted a Human Torch issue:

Jason found an issue for the Wonder Woman:

Bunni was back with this deadlock:

George cautioned The Hulk against taking up pottery:

Heart found this complication:

Grendel spotted this:

While Coco had this awkward revelation:

Quinn and Grendel preferred Groot as the strong and silent type:

While United discovered a pet peeve:

Peter brought evidence:

And Beeka was not sure about Thor’s mallet skills:

So well done to everyone who played and thank you for some great LOLs… there were however, four tweets that stood head and shoulders above the others and even remembered to wear their underpants UNDER their PANTS… and they are this week’s:

F.L.O.P. FOUR:

[4] Andrew wins misdirection pointage:

[3] superDork was right on the money:

[3] While Heart revealed this chilling evidence:

[1] But for me this week it was Dreamweasel who spotted this quandary and is our TOP F.L.O.P.:

Thank you to everyone for playing and for Regina Spacola for being an amazing Co-Host alongside us. Huge shout out to the Unnamed Crew who do so much behind-the-scenes work to keep the game at the top of it’s…um… game…

Thanks for keeping it for the most part the FAMILY game we try to make it so that everyone can have fun – remember always the big four we are looking for are FUNNY and CLEVER and MISDIRECTIONAL and RANDOM [but related] and so keep them coming.

Tomorrow’s game is Pokemon GO themed in keeping with the craziness that has people both outside and on their phones and if you don’t know much about that [like most of our @AFrikkinHashtag crew] then i suggest you Wikipedia list it cos it is going to be a fun, fun, silly game.

Til then, keep the WIT in the Twitterer and don’t be stealing anybody’s tweets. Or um, speeches, yo. Especially when she is the first lady.

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love brett “fish” and No_bob and the crew…