In the build up to Christmas, some of us were getting a little tired of Christmas and Trump tags. Many of us were starting to wonder if it was possible to come up with a tag that wasn’t about either.
We decided to run with #ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag which referenced both but was about anything but.
[The Story So Far: Every Wednesday at 1pm South African [6am EDT] an inspired and growing number of brilliant, creative and absolutely fun people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…]
With @BellDavidC securely in the co-hosting seat, we quickly got to work:
So we sent out an invitation…
Where literally the premise was that you could tweet about ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING except for Christmas or Trump [and yet somehow some people still struggled]
We did offer those Bonus Points for ‘Confusing the heck out of the TwittererSphere’ which to some extent i think we achieved.
i started with some easy examples to, you know, get people in the mood:
Some of my favourite male celebs who make life that little bit greater…
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag
Some of my favourite female celebs who make life that little bit greater…
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag
And an invitation for people to share their favourite one liner comedians:
Who is your favourite one liner of all time? Jack Handey? Steven Wright? Mitch Hedberg? Milton Jones?
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag
Ha ha, i kinda resemble that remark…
A helpful guide to know the difference between an alligator and a crocodile.
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag
David was the most excellent of co-hosts and here are just two of his offerings:
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag
It's a hokey pokey tweet. THAT'S what it's all about.— Not THAT David Bell (@BellDavidC) December 21, 2016
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag
So… Umm.. yeah…
How about that <name of local sports club>, eh?— Not THAT David Bell (@BellDavidC) December 21, 2016
A couple of our growing list of favourite bots decided to come and play:
What's the deal with #ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag? Do you steam me? Am I a mama? Am I an actual song? Just what am I?
— Seinfeld Bot (@TheSeinfeldBot) December 21, 2016
Everything you know about This Is Not A Christmas Or Trump Tag is wrong.
— Wrong Bot (@yrwrong) December 21, 2016
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag? #ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpSchmag!
— Bot? Schmot! (@BotSchmot) December 21, 2016
And then there was you…
We weren’t sure how this most random of Hashtags would be taken, but it turned out there were a LOT of people who were tired of Christmas and Trump tags and who jumped at the chance to get a little more everything else.
As per usual there were thousands and we could not even pick all the good ones, but some that caught our attention were these which make it on to this week’s top tweets list, which we call…
THE FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS [F.L.O.P.]
Did the people want this tag? Kitty answered that for us:
Thank GOD whoever invented this hashtag #ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag
— Kitty (@DCComicKittyKat) December 21, 2016
Not sure if Jacob was being ironic, sarcastic or really meant this:
Can't believe an irrelevant hashtag is trending. Twitter is slipping! #ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag
— Jacob Pitts (@jzpitts) December 21, 2016
But there definitely were a few too many people who took this too seriously and actually got angry with us for some reason. [Yes, we cried ourselves to sleep that night]
Noel seemed to be having some trouble:
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag 404 error
— Noel Penaflor (@NoelJPenaflor) December 21, 2016
CK was a little worried about the fuss this might cause
Nothing to see here…Go back to your homes… @AFrikkinHashtag #ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag pic.twitter.com/Hl70p19kcG
— CK (@charley_ck14) December 21, 2016
While Jacob seemed confused, or maybe released?
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag
Wait what ? You are allowed to tweet about other things….. pic.twitter.com/aknkzR5E8f— Jacob Gil (@jacob4kids) December 21, 2016
But Sirrruh definitely seemed stoked:
https://twitter.com/Sirrruh/status/811551777007030273
Dave TBG was all in:
When I see #ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag trending number one. pic.twitter.com/5BSFFqdYZD
— Dave the black guy (@Realdaveblack) December 21, 2016
M got the whole room joining in:
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag pic.twitter.com/zhOPSpshcc
— M (@Skyblumelon) December 21, 2016
And Audrey seemed quite emotional:
Finally🙏🏻 #ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag pic.twitter.com/zccrhIT14J
— Audrey Loiselle (@audrey_loiselle) December 21, 2016
Math Man helped it get awkward real quick… but technically within the parameters [the mole looked great btw]
There's a mole on my back that I want one of you to check out. This is the first time it's been tag related #ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag
— Mr. Math (@math_tagger) December 21, 2016
Ian seemed to struggle but pulled this one out the bag:
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag
Will there be pumpkins available for Easter?(this is harder than I thought)
— Ian F. Hood (@IanFHood) December 21, 2016
Grendel got into the spirit quickly:
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag It's a party tag 🍾🍾🍾 pic.twitter.com/Sd1oHs5GvD
— Gretel Armstrong (@SugarGretel) December 21, 2016
While Ryan felt paralysed:
@ZenRand honestly, best tag all year. 😂
— Ryan Hale 🇺🇸 (@HitThemRyceps) December 21, 2016
Tom just used us to drop his favourite unconnected tweet:
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag but it gives me an excuse to use Tequila Mockingbird one more time
— Tom Vaughn (@shotalandia) December 21, 2016
We were hesitant to answer Butch’a question:
If this is my thermometer where the hell is my pen ? #ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag
— Butch (@ButchBrooklyn) December 21, 2016
John was seeing red:
I think Russia must have hacked @AFrikkinHashtag because #ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag!
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) December 21, 2016
Mach Dawg had a poser:
Do odd numbers think they're odd?#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) December 21, 2016
While it appeared that Dave was on to us:
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag Dude, that's so meta
— Dave Lyon (@bonesnorkel) December 21, 2016
Begging the question, what’s a meta for?
Veldlot brought some sneaky Rudolph misdirectionals:
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag Good ! I was getting so tired of that red nose clown act. pic.twitter.com/6VmoThrJkb
— VeldLot🌷 (@VeldLot) December 21, 2016
Graham seemed relieved to have a space to express his need of relief:
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag so some of us can rant about how hot it is in Australia today.
— Graham Senders (@g_buoyup) December 21, 2016
Mad Saint snuck in a spoiler, although 22 years is probably okay…
Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze the whole time #ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag pic.twitter.com/uG68BjwVEM
— Ansar (@MadSaint21) December 21, 2016
Then this one which felt a little closer to home [only 18 years, careful Saint!]
Also, Bruce Willis is dead the whole time!!! #ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag pic.twitter.com/WzjWQlct1R
— Ansar (@MadSaint21) December 21, 2016
Noughbawdy was completely thrown by our tag and we apologise for any harm done:
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag and im soooooo lost right now…Its like i dont even know you any more twitter!
— noughbawdy (@noughbawdy) December 21, 2016
Daniel used the opportunity to educate us about something we all take for granted:
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag
Clapping is basically hitting yourself to show that you like something— Daniel Walsh (@DanielWalsh12) December 21, 2016
Dawn shared her Queen of the Tacos revelation:
I had a dream that I won a silver medal in taco making at the Olympics, thanks to Guy Fiery's support.#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag
— Dawn (@thoughtfloss) December 21, 2016
John wins some Misdirection points for this classic:
Beethoven's first movement was around 7am every day.#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) December 21, 2016
We learnt some helpful facts along the way:
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag The world record for the most naked people on a roller coaster is 32. 🤓
— 💋Lady Charlie💫✨ (@LadyCharlie3) December 21, 2016
Some thought we deserved an award
hashtag of the month award goes to #ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag
— wtnk@バンドリ (@wootnik765) December 21, 2016
While Rob was considering taking legal action against us:
Is this even legal? #ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag
— Rob who? (@papermonkeynz) December 21, 2016
MikeChick was a little close to the edge on this one:
Procrastination … Make America Late Again ⌛️⏱#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag
— mikechick (@mikecheq123) December 21, 2016
Uncle CJ had us at boop [although this tweet now feels incredibly sad for some reason]:
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag young lady! pic.twitter.com/KfgsDBQJ1X
— Uncle CJ's Lap (@UnderCJ) December 21, 2016
Shayan was right in there:
Kermit's pretty popular though, right? #ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag
— Shayan Jared Rodney (@ShayanRaju) December 21, 2016
Prose pretty much nailed this tag in the most accurate way possible:
https://twitter.com/proseontherange/status/811545047661355009
Although Magus was also right there:
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag pic.twitter.com/U5IkCDtl9n
— MagusPrime (@ubervaper) December 21, 2016
Scott knew something we didn’t:
You tell yourself whatever makes you feel better, my mindless Americky Tovarich. #ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag pic.twitter.com/VkhpCRO6y1
— Scott Stavrou (@WriteAwayEurope) December 21, 2016
Megan seemed a little bit lost at sea:
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag pic.twitter.com/UgijqvLeqS
— Megan (@meganellatx) December 21, 2016
While Buzzy nailed it:
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag pic.twitter.com/pl8jrojown
— Buzzy (@buzzyiswhat) December 21, 2016
Kevin was trying to be subtly subversive:
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag , it's a tag about a pink elephant sitting on a stool in the corner of your bedroom whispering "ignore me."
— Kevin (@kevinwxgg) December 21, 2016
While IDK seemed to be okay with it:
https://twitter.com/JennVoix/status/811564212317200385
And we appreciated her choice of socks:
https://twitter.com/JennVoix/status/811566160122642432
While Kelli scored big Noel Fielding points:
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag It's #NoelFielding dancing like #MickJagger pic.twitter.com/O2fM4eGccz
— Kelli (@fr0wngarden) December 21, 2016
Zoom Zoom peered behind the curtain:
Twitter: #ThisIsNOTAChristmasOrTrumpTag
Ignorant & arrogant Americans: make it political pic.twitter.com/248EoMU61w
— zoom zoom103 (@Zoomzoom103) December 21, 2016
Brian was not completely convinced… #MustBeTheMeds
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag ummm it kinda is though…
— Brian Smith (@MustBeTheMeds) December 21, 2016
But it seems like we nailed Endie’s sweet spot [which was quite point-filled i might suggest]:
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag This is the kind of hashtag i like. Crucially specific, and entirely pointless. Good times.
— Endie (@The_Crubs) December 21, 2016
Max and Han gave us their appreciation:
#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag
Make Twitter Great Again! pic.twitter.com/Ay1hFQ7Ncy— Max ♏️🦂 (@maxpick) December 21, 2016
Padawannabee tried her very best to skirt around the tightest of edges:
Looking forward to having a Cerry Mistmas but not looking forward to Tonald Drump being our next president. #ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag
— Padawannabee (@padawannabee) December 21, 2016
So many great reactions and random [but related] tweets and misdirection and fun – we really wanted this week to feel like a bit of a break of some of the monotony that had plagued the Twitterer for a few weeks and you totally brought it…
Two Tweets stand out though from the rest and so this week we have a F.L.O.P. TWO
Bonus Random [but related] points to Jason who managed to make a tweet not about Trump completely about Trump and the fact that the tweet about him was completely not about him:
Admit it, @realDonaldTrump: You're so vain. I bet you thought this tweet was about you. #ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag
— Jason Fuller (@BlueLightsShine) December 21, 2016
Special Nerd Points to our Rob for sneaking all the letters of the words ‘Trump’ and ‘Christmas’ into his tweet that had nothing to do with either…
Mrs Cat Triumphs#ThisIsNotAChristmasOrTrumpTag pic.twitter.com/0g4l5mK7i2
— Rob (@GenericZA) December 21, 2016
Thanks everyone for a lot of fun – we will return to the seriousness of AFH [and already have] in 2017 and we are super excited about our game on the 25th Jan which is going to coincide with @Bell_LetsTalk and their focus on mental health issues so DO NOT MISS THAT ONE – hoping to see the whole Hashtagging Community joining together to blow up the internet [in a good way] for that one…
Til then [and three hours time when our next game drops], let’s keep it FAMILY, let’s continue to thrust the WIT into the Twitterer [and not major on the TWIT] and live good wholesome lives, being kind to those on the other side of the screen.
Huge thanks to David Bell, shoutout to the ever faithful UnNamed Ones and to Jeff and Robyn who tirelessly manage the @HashtagRoundup app and if you’re not on that to play these games, you really should be.
Much love
Brett Fish A and No_bob
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