How focused are you at the beginning of a day? We decided to find out in our latest game…
[The Story So Far: Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6am EDT] an inspired and growing number of brilliant, creative and absolutely fun people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…]
For this game we had the amazing Richard aka @FeeBooths co-hosting with us. We had been enjoying Richard’s tweets for a long time in AFH and were super stoked when he decided to jump on board.
We sent out invitations:
And then we started the game with a few examples of our own:
#IWokeUpAndDecided to let my mates at the office know how much I appreciate them.
#IWokeUpAndDecided I’m gonna get me a fun tattoo…
Richard got quickly into the vibe:
#IWokeUpAndDecided to go back to bed
Hey the coffee maker wouldn't have been ready for another hour..— Richard H (@FeeBooths) March 8, 2017
Throwing in this amazing Misdirectional one:
#IWokeUpAndDecided
Then I Defronted and Debacked just for the heck of it..— Richard H (@FeeBooths) March 8, 2017
This was a great game for Trending as we hit the US as per usual but also South Africa and the UK which are much harder wins:
#IWokeUpAndDecided is the top discussed Trending top this minute. Visit https://t.co/vTHVnWMu1s for hourly trends pic.twitter.com/MOqa2RtmDj
— TrendsinUSA (@TrendsinUSA) March 8, 2017
#iwokeupanddecided is now trending in South Africahttps://t.co/nBN52OgFkN pic.twitter.com/NZI8ruoVq6
— Trendsmap SthAfrica (@TrendsSthAfrica) March 8, 2017
#IWokeUpAndDecided just started trending with 10038 tweets. More trends at https://t.co/do7Hdxwcnc #trndnl
— Trendinalia UK (@trendinaliaGB) March 8, 2017
A number of favourite bots stuck their heads in to see what was up:
Everything you know about I Woke Up And Decided is wrong.
— Wrong Bot (@yrwrong) March 8, 2017
What's the deal with #IWokeUpAndDecided? Do you love me? Am I a meme? Am I an actual movie? Just what am I?
— Seinfeld Bot (@TheSeinfeldBot) March 8, 2017
#IWokeUpAndDecided #IWokeUpAndSchmecided!
— Bot? Schmot! (@BotSchmot) March 8, 2017
And then there was you. And we know it’s always about you. With thousands of tweets passing through, we most definitely did not get to them all, but some of the ones we saw and thought were worthy we grabbed to put on this week’s:
FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS
The lure of the game was not even enough for Oscar:
https://twitter.com/OscarZoltano/status/839430355803234305
While Vidhya had a similar idea:
#IWokeUpAndDecided to hit the snooze button
— Vidhya (@9Vidhya) March 8, 2017
Dee almost made it up, but then quickly followed suit:
I was too cranky for public consumption. 😠 Went back to bed.
— Ɗєє ínαpprσpríαtєlч (@deedles420) March 8, 2017
While my nemesis K Dawg was simply trying to get the hang of bed at all:
#IWokeUpAndDecided that I should try sleeping on the bed rather than under it.
— Kerry Tedder (@KeshaTedder) March 8, 2017
Meanwhile Robert was living a dream within a dream:
#IWokeUpAndDecided on how I'd live my life the next 25 years pic.twitter.com/Wf8z4VOiGC
— 35 Reasons Why Me? (@RobertOmegaDoom) March 8, 2017
Craig had himself an epiphany:
#IWokeUpAndDecided never to use chloroform as aftershave again
— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) March 8, 2017
While Joey struggled to even pass Go:
#IWokeUpAndDecided and that's really hard to do.
— joey laijas (@Joda665) March 8, 2017
Demand seemed determined:
#IWokeUpAndDecided THIS is the day I put Project Procrastination into full swing…right after my nap…
— DemandToBeHeard (@idtbh1) March 8, 2017
While Destiny was all about the short form:
#IWokeUpAndDecided ima hav a gr8 productive day 2day
— 👑Destiny Megastar💖 (@DestinymegzNTG) March 8, 2017
Debs decided to take the small print more seriously:
After that weird nightmare #IWokeUpAndDecided an expiration date is an expiration date.
— Deb (@BadMommy4U) March 8, 2017
Toya knew where her motivation came from:
#IWokeUpAndDecided I would benefit from a coffee infusion..
— Toya (@Solely_Toya) March 8, 2017
Whereas Jess had her priority in place:
#IWokeUpAndDecided to make bacon before getting dressed 😳
— Jessica Carberry (@Jessberrie) March 8, 2017
Jerk realised a relocation was needed:
@AFrikkinHashtag @BrettFishA @FeeBooths @HashtagRoundup#IWokeUpAndDecided I should get to bed. pic.twitter.com/z2a4KxlyYJ
— That One Jerk (@1UnknownCritic) March 8, 2017
Randy seemed to be channeling Jay-ZZzzzzzz…
#IWokeUpAndDecided I have 99 problems and lack of sleep is one of them.
— Randy Helms (@HelmsRandy) March 8, 2017
Life was feeling generous:
#IWokeUpAndDecided to give you a present.
Enjoy. pic.twitter.com/tjuQwWpfgc— Lifa (@MLifaro) March 8, 2017
While Callow was a real Trooper:
#IWokeUpAndDecided it was also time for The Force to awaken. #StarWars pic.twitter.com/LV57rd8bbX
— Callow! (@ChrisCallow_) March 8, 2017
Truther might be a bot, but we appreciated its musings:
#IWokeUpAndDecided pic.twitter.com/tFBQNhAiIS
— trutherbot13.33 (@trutherbot1333) March 8, 2017
Demand had us double taking on his reflection:
#IWokeUpAndDecided that I'll only be good if someone pays me…then I changed my mind and decided to be good for nothing, as usual.
— DemandToBeHeard (@idtbh1) March 8, 2017
While Chaotica was definitely walking an inspirational path:
#IWokeUpAndDecided To live my life to the fullest, not worrying about the mistakes, but being prepared to ask for guidance and forgiveness
— 💣💣 (@chaotica__) March 8, 2017
Demand was back for more, but should have maybe waited for the next glass:
#IWokeUpAndDecided I'm a glass half full kinda feller…the problem is it's half full of bleach…
— DemandToBeHeard (@idtbh1) March 8, 2017
While Mia decided to rest her grey anatomy:
#IWokeUpAndDecided meh… 😴💕 pic.twitter.com/6O78NCPlbU
— mia pinchoff (@MiaPinchoff) March 8, 2017
Ross was looking determined:
#IWokeUpAndDecided
My flaws aren't going to get in the way— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) March 8, 2017
While Matt faced a bit of a quandary:
#IWokeUpAndDecided I hate Marmite, but had a dream that I love it – I'm so confused
— Matt Thomas (@mnithom) March 8, 2017
HudaKhan had the right plan:
#IWokeUpAndDecided I'm not gonna stress over things I have no control of!!!
— HudaKhan (@iHope77) March 8, 2017
While Lisa was simply trying to be obedient to Wham:
#IWokeUpAndDecided to Go Go pic.twitter.com/AIcZbpCFQp
— Lisa Leyrer 😻 (@Lisaley) March 8, 2017
Warren made a great start, or did he?
#IWokeUpAndDecided to stop being cynical.
Like that's gonna happen…— Warrentea (@SideOfHashTags) March 8, 2017
While Mr Paul was in a spot of bother:
#IWokeUpAndDecided to give up coffee. Now I have one phone call.
— Mr Paul (@CnstantGardener) March 8, 2017
Lisa didn’t quite achieve her wish:
#IWokeUpAndDecided Not to be sarcastic. Like 10,000 people never said that before! Oh. Oops 😏
— Lisa Leyrer 😻 (@Lisaley) March 8, 2017
While we would have loved to have hung around The Blue Morpho this day:
#IWokeUpAndDecided that I'm going to talk like Bobcat Goldthwait all day today. pic.twitter.com/LjkF4yqlsd
— Blue Morpho (@8Flibble) March 8, 2017
Connie’s art imitated my life:
#IWokeUpAndDecided to make a little drawing called Coffee, Universal Beverage. #ArtIMadeToday2017 pic.twitter.com/4263CU8uNO
— Connie (@xonjie123) March 8, 2017
Macdonald seemed to be working on his pride:
#IWokeUpAndDecided That this thing of killing bushbucks is not right let's hit the gym instead 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Jx0OiRRnBw
— Macdonald (@macdonaldmtilen) March 8, 2017
Some really great tweets but as always, there are some which just manage to rise above and so here follows this weeks:
F.L.O.P. THREE
[3] The Adulting skills were strongly awakening in Maggie:
#IWokeUpAndDecided leftover movie theatre popcorn & coffee is the best breakfast ever #adulting
— мaggιə вaттləѕ (@mimosasinbed) March 8, 2017
[2] Layton and Coretta King were calling us to a higher way:
#IWokeUpAndDecided "Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater more than it injures the hated." – Coretta Scott King
— Blanchard Layton (@LaytonBlanchard) March 8, 2017
[1] While i thought it would be fitting to let this week’s co-host Richard have the final word:
#IWokeUpAndDecided that I should have copyrighted "to go back to sleep"
and collected royalties— Richard H (@FeeBooths) March 8, 2017
Thank you everybody for playing – we hope that you had as much fun as we did and we really appreciate those of you who have to tweak your game to keep in with the FAMILY spirit in which we try to play AFH. Huge shoutout to The UnNamed Ones as always – my behind-the-scenes crew who keep the game going long into the night, morning and afternoon depending on which country they are from. And also to the @HashtagRoundup which is the FREE app where you can stay on top of all the latest Hashtag games that are being played…
Hope to see you next week and til then how about we continue to keep the WIT and not the twit, in the Twitterer…
love brett fish anderson and No_bob the stuffed dolphin
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