When i was clearing out the attic and i came across that old dusty chest, i decided to open it and what did i find inside?
[The Story So Far: Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6am EDT] an inspired and growing number of brilliant, creative and absolutely fun people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…]
This week it was just me and The UnNamed ones [which means in the region of 20 plus people from all over the world] and so we sent out an ad inviting people to tell us what they found inside:
i started off with some examples:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I realised that Dr Frankenstein should have perhaps used a more durable glue.
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I realised that googling “Things Found in Chests” was NOT a good idea. #DontDoIt #IDidWarnYou #MakeStuffUpForThisOne
That is somewhat disturbing… yes, sometimes it is better to make things up than google…
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I discovered all the life-before-cellphone happiness of my eighties toy collection…
Then we opened the doors and as usual the floodgates opened – no way we could catch them all cos after all this is Hashtagging, not Tweetemon Go, but of the ones we saw that we really liked, here is this week’s
FLOP LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS [F.L.O.P.]
Jimish got us started in the very best of ways:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen a frikkin tag game was unleashed 😉
— Jimish (@jimishbathia) March 29, 2017
While Richard was giving everyone a hand:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen
I did that spider like hand movement to make it more creepy… pic.twitter.com/ufMpJh3PYv— Richard H (@FeeBooths) March 29, 2017
Grendel got in early with the Misdirectional points:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen the surgeon dropped his watch in it
— Gretel Armstrong (@SugarGretel) March 29, 2017
While Cattsy was met with some disappointment, altho i’m sure it quickly passed:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I stuffed all the gold in my pocket. Unfortunately, when I took it and had it appraised, it was just chocolate coins.
— ⚜️ Cattsy ⚜️ (@Cattereia) March 29, 2017
Jayme had a novel approach:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen" is a much better opening line for a novel than "It was a dark and stormy night"#ShouldBeWriting
— ❤️ Jayme Really (@JaymeMcKenna) March 29, 2017
Toya’s chest went Creek:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen It reminded me I forgot to call Dawson back..he's probably ok pic.twitter.com/7wk1RupWpM
— Toya (@Solely_Toya) March 29, 2017
While Sister Cat was feeling quite philosophiCAT:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen Schrödinger found that the cat was indeed dead.
— ⚜️ Cattsy ⚜️ (@Cattereia) March 29, 2017
While Dee undid all that Twilight nonsense we’d been fed:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I plunged a stake into the monsters heart, because vampires aren't glittery heart throbs they're scary! pic.twitter.com/B6wPFxCjQM
— Ɗєє ínαpprσpríαtєlч (@deedles420) March 29, 2017
Knicks decided it was better to just keep minding his own business:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen gangster leprechauns jumped out and told me to keep walking.
— knicks drunk. (@B_Rosado1102) March 29, 2017
While G33k seemed to know just what was about to happen:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen i closed my eyes pic.twitter.com/UDzx9qoMG1
— prince of perfection (@adu1tg33k1) March 29, 2017
Tadpole might need a surgeon quickly:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen my heart fell out
— tadpole™ (@sungroks) March 29, 2017
While Kellie found hers in the other one:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I found my heart that was stolen many years ago
— kellie mcdonald (@kellielovesbook) March 29, 2017
Zibbles faced a bit of a quandary:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I wondered if robbing this mortuary was the best idea……
— Zibbles Zeb ☯️ (@ZibblesSez) March 29, 2017
While Finch seemed to have gotten off to a good start:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I found it was filled with my hopes and dreams. A pen and pencil because I was gonna have to finish them myself. #DIY
— finch (@mioscenic) March 29, 2017
Dave’s mind seemed to be oceans away:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I thought, "dubloon sure is a weird word" Yeah…
— Dave Lyon (@bonesnorkel) March 29, 2017
While Chantelle had left adulting to the side for a quick moment of relief:
https://twitter.com/iRatherBHappy/status/847026223465336837
Brian seemed to think this was all fun and games:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen, I realized this man needed a doctor.@AFrikkinHashtag pic.twitter.com/FxepuapSwb
— Brian Plaideau (@PhunPhactory) March 29, 2017
Andrew scored some great Misdirectionals with this PURRfect tweet:
We found ' Treasure '
We had been looking for ' Treasure ' the family cat all morning
— Andrew (@1andrewfenton) March 29, 2017
Barry seemed to have found a bit of a mixed bag, um i mean chest:
I saw treasure, Gold coins, The lost Ark and a buy one get one free pizza coupon
— Barry Walsh (@Danzig303) March 29, 2017
Aerrielle was in the mood for dancing:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen
I saw all my student loan debts disappear pic.twitter.com/inwmYsldJU— Aerrielle Lewandowsk (@AerrielleJ) March 29, 2017
While AJ was having less fun:
My life flashed before my eyes #AsTheChestCreakedOpen pic.twitter.com/M7HQghTDms
— AJ (@itsajheyhey) March 29, 2017
David brought some Pun points:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I knew the Thing wasn't as 'armless' as I'd thought…😱 pic.twitter.com/sFcWi60sKa
— David Flett (@David_Flett) March 29, 2017
While Teddy M. Bear’s tweet seemed appropriate:
@ZibblesSez #AsTheChestCreakedOpen I hoped my heart wouldn't fall out. Or any of the rest of my stuffing.
— Teddy M. Bear (@thisbear) March 29, 2017
Dee was being her usual inappropriate self:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I reached in to slip off grandma's ring, & then realized everyone in the funeral parlor was watching me 😦
— Ɗєє ínαpprσpríαtєlч (@deedles420) March 29, 2017
While Kevin tried to pass the blame:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I yelled, "Pandora, what have you done?!"
— Kevin (@justkevie) March 29, 2017
Kellie had to change her pet relationship status to complicated:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I hung my head in shame, I found the hamster I forgot about
— kellie mcdonald (@kellielovesbook) March 29, 2017
While Rob [we miss you Rob!!!!] was prepared for the worst:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen and scattered it's Lego foot mines onto the floor, we decided to head to the safety of higher ground. pic.twitter.com/k6h9NvZfzy
— Rob (@GenericZA) March 29, 2017
Miss Guided was feeling the heat:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I knew I had a lot of explaining to do.
— Miss Guided (@melynn2378) March 29, 2017
While Elizabeth had a family reunion… of sorts…
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I found where Granny had been living with her cats pic.twitter.com/zIIX4ZwJ6k
— Elizabeth (@Jackieb20421545) March 29, 2017
Zibbles was clearly going to be in high demand:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen the smell of bacon filled my lungs!!! pic.twitter.com/pjl9nrGYF4
— Zibbles Zeb ☯️ (@ZibblesSez) March 29, 2017
Gavin found his true Desi-i-i-i-i-re:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen Bono realised he had finally found what he was looking for. pic.twitter.com/r3CgXigSz5
— Gavin Etheridge (@stgavalot) March 29, 2017
While Ben was more of a pragmatist [hopefully not a doctor in this case]:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen it smelled like old wood
— Bensworld (@Benie_ben) March 29, 2017
Phil got into a bit of role play:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I thought, this must be what pirates feel like!
— Phil (@phileb727) March 29, 2017
Hughesy set off a Russian Doll Alien event:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen pic.twitter.com/h267RxRv7P
— Hughesy (@Hughesy53) March 29, 2017
Ape got a little Soaporic on us:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen so are the days of our lives
— Ape of Good Hope (@apeofgoodhope) March 29, 2017
While Sassy was duped [which was always likely to happen Se7entually]
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I found Gwyneth Paltrow's head…
..attached to Gwyneth Paltrow's body!
Bit of a prankster, our Gwyneth— SassyFacts (@SassyFacts_1) March 29, 2017
Abed decided that he was good:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I thought to myself, quite the opposite of that scene in When Harry Met Sally, "I will NOT have what he's having!" pic.twitter.com/6QM0C5ANrL
— TheWalkingAbed (@TheWalkingAbed) March 29, 2017
While Chuck made a startling discovery:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I realized the stories were true.
I had found Walt Disney's frozen head.
— A.S.T.O.R (@GrandPabbyChuck) March 29, 2017
Jacob’s came out in counselling many years later:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen my innocence would be lost forever. pic.twitter.com/EehiQ6fqq4
— Jacob Pitts (@jzpitts) March 29, 2017
While Zibbles learnt not to make a Pool of himself:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I thought my business partner seemed twitchy…… #TWD pic.twitter.com/oJNxA9p4qA
— Zibbles Zeb ☯️ (@ZibblesSez) March 29, 2017
Tom would prove impossible to console:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I learned that Canadian bacon is really just ham. pic.twitter.com/P1Eh8bpBtN
— Tom Gulley (@atomicpalooka) March 29, 2017
While Slay had a resources issue:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I realised I should have used more duct tape.
— Slay Belle (@Slay_Belle528) March 29, 2017
Clark meanwhile had made it all the way to the end:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I saw the lone, unterminated fiber optic cable and knew then I'd found it. The End of the Internet
— Clark 💯% Awesome (@clarkemtp) March 29, 2017
Some amazing tweets, you guys continue to impress and inspire and literally LOLlify and of course so many more that just didn’t make the F.L.O.P…. but as sometimes, a few tweets rose to the top and so i give you this week’s:
F.L.O.P. FOUR
[4] First up was Ross reminding us of a horror of years gone by:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen
It was like Internet Explorer finally opened— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) March 29, 2017
[3] Jake with a Public Surgeon Announcement:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I vowed never to leave a scalpel in a patient again.
— Jake Collie (@collie_jake) March 29, 2017
[2] Our favourite Bunni waxing literaturical:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen all the evils of the World flew out, leaving only "Hope" inside once she had closed it again. pic.twitter.com/soXNOnDM12
— Bunniboila (@bunniboila) March 29, 2017
[1] While Finch aw, shucks, really’d us all the way to the bank with this week’s TOP F.L.O.P.:
#AsTheChestCreakedOpen I realised that the treasure inside was the friends I'd made along the way.
— finch (@mioscenic) March 29, 2017
Another brilliant game brought about by brilliant people [you] and an amazing crew of UnNamed Ones from literally all over the world [Holland, Australia, Singapore, South Africa, UK, USA…] who continue to help make AFH the number 1 FAMILY game and one of the most fun and playable Hashtagging games on the Twitterer. Big shoutout to the crew of @HashtagRoundup the free app that tells you when all the games you want to play are going to be played.
Til next time, keep the WIT in the Twitterer and we will see you on Wednesday for another amazing game…
love brett fish anderson and No_bob the stuffed dolphin of wonder…
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