Not everyone feels like they have the skills of a poet. But everyone has had to give an apology at some time… so we decided to give you all a chance at letting out your inner Suess as we attempted to #RhymeAnApology

[The Story So Far: Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6am EDT] an inspired and growing number of brilliant, creative and absolutely fun people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…]

This week it was just Brett Fish and The UnNamed Ones [although these days that is quite a considerable force in itself] and so we sent out the invitations and a few examples of our own and waited to see who would show up:

Two of our bots came along for the game, but were both pretty awful at it:

Although technically Bot Schmot was closer…

But as always you came to the party and we got some very creative tweets in and here are some of the ones we picked up which kinda floated to the top, non stop, and they didn’t drop…


John got us off in the very best fashion, by bringing some smack to my nemesis [and friend] K Dawg:

Luke decided to set up his apology #WatchThisSpace:

While Ross was just letting you know the truth of it:

While Cattsy proved that a rolling Moss gathers no stones #DidYouSeeWhatITDidThere:

John was back and making things a teensy bit awkward:

While Craig had to ‘fess up to one of the worst crimes:

While Elisa was just preparing the way:

Skull took us to the dark place:

While View scored huge Python points with this bunny one:

Jess completely cheated, but we awarded her misdirection points anyways:

Roe had a bit of love for everyone:

While Cooking Gal had a confession about her latest meal:

Lisa did that unmentionable thing from whence there is no suitable return:

As did Joel:

Peter was feeling the rage take over:

Leigh was speaking to missed opportunities:

Vermilion has a choose your own adventure apology:

While Andrew knows his boundaries:

Elle was on to Homer’s vibe:

Laurie let us know how it is for millenials:

While Jimmy’s driving proved to be not quite purr-fect:

While Count Dooku himself had something to confess:

While Dee is Canadian and so this was her jam:

And the Grandma Police promised to look the other way because of the beauty of the rest of Giacomo’s tweet:

While Cookieman could have saved us three agonising hours:

So yes, some great tweets, but even amidst the greatness, there were a small few that we thought deserved super special mention and those are the tweets that make up this week’s F.L.O.P. SEVEN:

[7] The Doctor scored some Top Python points with this nod to one of my favourite scenes:

[6] While Crystal was treading on dangerous ground with this pro-pineapple-on-pizza propaganda #JustSayNoFolks:

[5] Leeza just smashed it with this medical p.s. moment:

[4] Meanwhile Jacko tried to start a fight with Elton John #HeWasRightAsWell:

[3] Giorgio scores misdirection points while helping to keep AFH Family Friendly… just about:

[2] While CookieMan was hot on his heels:

[1] But John [who is going to be co-hosting this week’s game cos he is one of my absolute favourite hashtaggers] is this week’s F.L.O.P. Tweeter with this absolute classic that had me lolling out the lols for actual real:

Thanks again, everyone
We hope that you had lots of fun
And if your tweet didn’t make this list
We sincerely hope you won’t be pissed
Cos another Wed will be here quick
And it’ll be your chance to be our pick
So keep the tweets coming, please don’t stop
One day you might even be top F.L.O.P.

Let’s keep the WIT in the Twitterer
and remember that all these games and more are lying in wait for you on the FREE @HashtagRoundup app which you can download so you never miss a hashtagging game again..

Til next time, keep all your apologies in rhyme, you won’t be sorry, oh wait, actually you will.
love brett “Fish” anderson and The UnNamed Ones