Way back in the day our game #AutocorrectASentence was one of the most times we had experienced and so we decided we needed to drag Auto Carrot out of the closest for one more goad:
The Story So Far: Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6 am EDT] an inspired and growing number of brilliant, creative and absolutely fun people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…]
This week it was the chance of Cool Chris aka @CoolChris_007 in our co-host seat:
As per usual we sent out an invitation:
And prepared ourselves for a super fun game, starting with some examples:
We hope this will be your response to todays AFH game with @BrettFishA & co-host @CoolChris_007 on @HashtagRoundup as we #AutocorrectASaying:
“I see Deaf People”
#AutocorrectASaying
If Liam Neeson’s character had been played by a young single woman, would the movie title have been Mistaken?
#AutocorrectASaying
Chris was very quickly on the board:
#AutocorrectASaying
Live by the pun
Dye by the pun— CoolChris_007 (@CoolChris_007) August 23, 2017
#AutocorrectASaying
You window some…
You loose some…— CoolChris_007 (@CoolChris_007) August 23, 2017
We had a couple of bot visitations;
Everything you know about Autocorrect A Saying is wrong.
— Wrong Bot (@yrwrong) August 23, 2017
What's the deal with #AutocorrectASaying? I mean if it's a fail, why do you want a good-bye? Who ARE these people?
— Seinfeld Bot (@TheSeinfeldBot) August 23, 2017
And then, of course, there were all of you, and many many more but like Pokemon Go we could not catch them all. But the tweets that jumped out at us and demanded our milk money are the ones that make it on to this week’s:
FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS [aka The F.L.O.P.]
Craig got us started with this tear jerker:
Look before you leak #AutocorrectASaying
— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) August 23, 2017
Jess scored some Guardian of the Galaxy Points for this TREEmendous one:
What's good for the Groot is good for the Gander #AutocorrectASaying pic.twitter.com/Wm0rlnoGn9
— Jessica Carberry (@Jessberrie) August 23, 2017
Although we got a bit concerned as to what she might be thinking of dealing out to the otters:
Do unto otters as you've have done to you #AutocorrectASaying pic.twitter.com/n5XZQT4Q1M
— Jessica Carberry (@Jessberrie) August 23, 2017
K Dawg decided to trade in her traditional Jar Jar tweets for this cutie, i mean kitty:
#AutocorrectASaying I'm the Kitten of the World pic.twitter.com/RLORSptgPG
— Kerry Tedder (@KeshaTedder) August 23, 2017
V scores both for the new saying but also for the amazing pic she found to accompany it:
#AutocorrectASaying Deers looking at you kid pic.twitter.com/eARHeqIpSw
— VeldLot🌷 (@VeldLot) August 23, 2017
You don’t want to mess with John when he’s this guy:
Today I’m playing Devil’s avocado.#AutocorrectASaying pic.twitter.com/rNP4WwV18C
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) August 23, 2017
While Carry, i mean Barry, went for the feels:
#AutocorrectASaying
Will you carry me? pic.twitter.com/if8eC89I5h— Pirate Jalbeardzi (@Danzig303) August 23, 2017
We’re not sure if Rishabh was making a threat or a promise:
Good thongs come to those who wait #AutocorrectASaying
— Rishabh Sharma (@im_srishabh21) August 23, 2017
While Jayme was struggling through her Beerophobia:
We have nothing to fear but beer itself
— ❤️ Jayme Really (@JaymeMcKenna) August 23, 2017
Rese was hanging out at that place where everybody knows your name:
#AutocorrectASaying Cheers looking at you kid.
— Rese NiCole (@ResePie20) August 23, 2017
While Stephen seemed to have it in for the support players:
We will fight them on the benches
#AutocorrectASaying— Stephen Cookson (@StephenCookson6) August 23, 2017
Gurcharan nailed it with a tweet that was gone with the wind:
#AutocorrectASaying
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a DM.— Gurcharan (@Gurcharan247) August 23, 2017
While Jayme was back and picking a fight with a beloved pop star:
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, Pink?"#ScrewUpACatchphrase pic.twitter.com/DZ4iZuE9Y0
— ❤️ Jayme Really (@JaymeMcKenna) August 23, 2017
V let us know we should be keeping an eye out for the spandex:
#autocorrectasaying It ain't over till the Bat Lady sings pic.twitter.com/5CoQxHwlSo
— VeldLot🌷 (@VeldLot) August 23, 2017
While Tom was not feline so good:
#AutocorrectASaying
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitten pic.twitter.com/wTICGc9A9a— Tom Malvaso (@TomMalvaso) August 23, 2017
Diet RaiSIN [wait, what?] gave us some food for thought:
Absence makes the heart grow fondue. #AutocorrectASaying
— Diet Raisin (@RiotsHasten) August 23, 2017
While Rishabh was back with my favourite dish:
No one puts baby in the Korma #AutocorrectASaying
— Rishabh Sharma (@im_srishabh21) August 23, 2017
Hal vowed to never give in to auto carrot:
#AutocorrectASaying To Love, Honour and Obi-Wan-Kenobi
— HAL (@Foglu12) August 23, 2017
While Rob was tired of all the violins in the world:
You had me at cello.#AutocorrectASaying pic.twitter.com/yUkXCwYNPx
— Rob (@GenericZA) August 23, 2017
Pretzel Fanatic had it in for her fruit:
Let your pear down #AutocorrectASaying pic.twitter.com/VZENAqJwC7
— Pretzel Fanatic (@mmmPretZles) August 23, 2017
Grendel thought “What the Adele?” and went for it:
Hello from the other slide #AutocorrectASaying pic.twitter.com/vyfIhU0xGB
— Gretel Armstrong (@SugarGretel) August 23, 2017
Abed tried to blame the dog:
I think he's full of sit. #AutocorrectASaying pic.twitter.com/mxf8DxBE3a
— TheWalkingAbed (@TheWalkingAbed) August 23, 2017
While Midwest guy certainly knows his fun:
#AutocorrectASaying
it takes fun to know fun! pic.twitter.com/VBdKWKRxj0— Just a Midwest Guy © (@CrookByName_USA) August 23, 2017
Lamby was advocating for family:
#AutocorrectASaying 😉😉 pic.twitter.com/X713IP3RNf
— OffTheCuff 👱👀🚗 (@0ffTh3Cuff) August 23, 2017
And we know where V keeps her fish:
#autocorrectasaying There's a pantry of fish in the sea
— VeldLot🌷 (@VeldLot) August 23, 2017
Big Paulie was speaking all of our languages:
#AutocorrectASaying…"I'm Going To Make Him A Coffee He Can't Refuse!" pic.twitter.com/ehWYG6bBnV
— BIG PAULIE'S WORLD (@bigpaulierules) August 23, 2017
Justin was all about using tiny bitey insects to keep order:
Speak softly, but carry a big tick.#AutocorrectASaying
— aJustin' 🍟✌🎨 (@SpillzMilkNCrys) August 23, 2017
John had a bit of a confession it seems #Awkward:
I have always reclined on the hind legs of strangers. #autocorrectasaying
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) August 23, 2017
While Terhi spoke the truth:
#AutocorrectASaying don't put all your legs in one basket pic.twitter.com/6QsL5kXXmd
— Terrifying TerhiMG (@TerhiMG) August 23, 2017
Kim brought hers down to scale:
#AutocorrectASaying You're a lizard Harry! pic.twitter.com/PmaB9WFoeq
— kim gillespie (@NOISEBOXER) August 23, 2017
While Keith was being very specific:
#AutocorrectASaying
Badgers ? We don't need no stinkin' badgers.— Keith Hicks (@KeithHicks_) August 23, 2017
Coco had a great saying but an even greater pic to accompany it:
#AutocorrectASaying Like dangling a carrot in front of a house pic.twitter.com/68Shg63HnN
— CoCo (@ithloopwithcoco) August 23, 2017
While Melissa was trying to really milk this game:
To thine own self be moo #AutocorrectASaying pic.twitter.com/BrmtiscmdB
— MelissaK (@mklifeatrandom) August 23, 2017
Cassandra rewrote my Twitterer bio for me in one easy go:
#autocorrectasaying be the strange you want to see in the world
— Cassandra Brown (@ArcadiaDelanoir) August 24, 2017
Terhi was not going to be intimidated by the burning of your bread:
#AutocorrectASaying I ain't afraid of no toast pic.twitter.com/tV0P24UeH3
— Terrifying TerhiMG (@TerhiMG) August 24, 2017
While Lego was concerned about some out of control monks:
Only you can prevent wild friars #AutocorrectASaying
— Lego On The Floor (@TayBar80) August 23, 2017
Pretty much every tweet was a F.L.O.P. tweet this week cos they were all so good, but this one from Stephen took the coke, um the cake as with a simple autocorrecting manoever he was able to completely change the meaning of this iconic response 100% and is this week’s TOP F.L.O.P. with:
Leia: I love you.
Han: I? No.#AutocorrectASaying— Stephen Hryniewicz (@HryniewiczS) August 23, 2017
Amazing work – you guys continue to amaze – hue shoutout to Chris for co-hosting and finally making it on to a F.L.O.P. [let’s see you more often, guy!] and of course to The UnNamed Ones who must be the most incorrectly named group of collaborators the world has ever seen.
Til next game, keep the WIT in the Twitterer
love brett Fish and No_bob
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