When you have as many appreciators of chocolate as we do in the AFH UnNamed Ones DM then you know a tag like #TheProblemWithChocolate is going to be met with a big fat HUH? And then the creativity began…

[The Story So Far: Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6am EDT] an inspired and growing number of brilliant, creative and absolutely fun people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…]

This time it was @heyjacqui_ whose tweets we had been enjoying for a good time and she agreed to dive in and co-host and help us to get to the bottom of this “problem”






Then we sent out some invites and waited for the raised eyebrows to appear:

Jacqui brought the puns:

We trended and some of our favourite bots came to visit:

But we were more than super stoked that the chocolate people came to play:

They didn’t offer to send huge bags of the stuff to South Africa though so there is clearly still some work to be done.

And then we opened the floodgates for the masses to pour in and pour in you did which is how some of you made it on to this week’s


John started us off with the question that many others repeated throughout the game:

Such as Erin:

While Luke was looking at the deeper issues of chocolate prejudice:

Barry got Pop Culturic on us:

While he seemed to be Chanel-ing his own problems:

Katt was looking at its accomplice:

While John returned to drop this little pun on us:

Patch found maybe the perfect game to drop this regular:

While Robin was on to something:

Katt was looking beneath the surface:

While Dan was in combo-batative mode:

Daniel though was suspecting something a little more sinister:

Patch didn’t know what exactly the problem was but he assured us that help is on the way:

Canine hit the thing on the nose:

Robin was right on the money:

Miss Jade clearly referring to raiSINs and other evils:

Patch was back with some basic science:

While Cat Bird was takin’ mama seriously:

Rob was making predictions:

And prescriptions:

While Jeff schooled us in the old ways:

While Greeshma was having none of this “sharing is caring” nonsense:

Boss man took us behind the scenes:

While Lady L took us right there:

Boss man reminded us of the importance of checking out your chocolate’s browser:

While Doe was suggesting just the opposite:

And Lady L was back to keep us well informed of our whites:

while Ɉɇnnɨ seemed scared of the competition:

While Max picked up some nice misdirection points:

With Rob not too far behind:

Maria got straight to the crunch, or the pop:

Dustin was feeling pragmatic:

Daydreamer was not convinced:

While Doc seemed to come up with a correct prognosis:

While Natalie came to school the pretenders:

While Sassy swooped in for some quick pun points:

Ingrid seemed a litte confused:

While AP was thinking about the night time effects:

Dion was being philosophical:

While Elizabeth was speaking my language:

While Hi was trying to win your allegiance:

Sammy was all conspiracy theory, which the facts seemed to back up:

Bella was really on to something:

While Tom seems to know my struggle:

Charles has an intimate relationship with his:

While Carla was speaking the truth for sure:

So many great tweets and yet somehow we managed to find a big old batch that melted themselves down and squeezed themselves on to the top of the chocolate jenga pile… which is why we have so many TOP F.L.O.P.s this week and so here is our:

F.L.O.P. FHIRTEEN [it IS chocolate and does deserve the biggest F.L.O.P. right?]

[13] This is a sad truth:

[12] Grant was really living on the edge here [no-one tell John Lane!]

[11] While Laura was right on the money with this:

[10] And while we are a family game, this is just too completely true to be skipped over:

[9] As was this one. Too too good:


[8] While Richard brought the misdirection:

[7] Katt was all about reading all of the words:

[6] While Drigg does have a point:

[5] Clever wordplay from Craig:

[4] Grant was a little confused, or a little not confused:

[3] Miss Jade was highly accurate:

[2] Al is strangely completely accurate with this assessment:

[1] While Tasher has the win this week with this absolute accurate reading of the problem:

With all the fun we had and have with chocolate, we did receive this tweet and it is important that we are mindful of these things and refuse to let the big name companies [or any other companies actually] continue to get away with this…

Sho, F.L.O.P. FIFTEEN? That’s a first. But that’s what you get from so many delicious looking tweets. Great play everyone and we will see you soon for another yummy game.

In the meantime make sure you keep the WIT in the Twitterer and thanks to Jacqui for being an incredible co-host and The UnNamed Ones for doing what they do best…

See you soon,
love brett fish and No_bob