deadantsdeadaaaaaaaants....dead dead dead dead dead ants [to the tune of the pink panther song] don't get me wrong, i'm not scared of ants. or maybe more accurately, i'm not scared of ant. how can you be scared of ant? small little random creature you can squish with a thumb. but we all saw what happens when woody allen gets them all organised into a multi-ant killing machine... so antS...? little more nervous... if the ones [...]
i wonder if peter jackson found directing the lord of the rings trilogy hobbit-forming?
somebody has GOT to be joking... http://entertainment.iafrica.com/news/2557693.htm
so as far as signs go, there are lots of funny ones around but these 'specific' signs are just too funny, added commentary is great, http://amillionmilesfromnormal.blogspot.com/2010/07/oddly-specifically-hilarious.html enjoy
I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown, and how the children would laugh and laugh at me. I vowed, then and there, that I would get revenge. Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a [...]
Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies? One eats leaves, and the other eats caterpillars. Oh, I see now. I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in it, because do you hide from it or not? It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back [...]
well i guess officially you could say it was late afternoon or early evening, definitely not nite per say but yes, in a complete thrashing of western province cricket club ('hockey team' i should add otherwise it might look like an unfair match-up, oh wait it clearly was) 8 goals to 2, i scored the last (and i like to think, defining) goal of the match. and it was great. i think it was the [...]
more great Jack Handeyisms: I don't pretend to have all the answers. I don't pretend to even know what the questions are. Hey, where am I? I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world. He'd get right up next to your face and yell, and if you didn't have the right answers, mister, you'd be peeling potatoes or changing the latrine. Hey, wait. I wasn't in [...]
so i found out yesterday for sure sure that jack handey is a real person - for years i was one (of many apparently - thankx wrinklypedia) who suspected he might not be an actual person but a collective grouping of like minded humourous quote writing peoples quotes anyways i am sure a lot of you have never heard of him and so i decided to post some of my favourite jack handey deep thorts [...]
i just realised i blogged the same quote twice awkward i'll be okay, though, maybe three extra people will read it in fact you would have been far more inspirationalised had you read that one again in fact why are you still reading this one, can't you see it's about nothing in particular it is not going to get better anytime soon, i'm almost sure, so stop reading and go and do something else seriously, [...]