i don’t know Stephan Pastis personally [although i did meet him once and introduce him to No_bob, the world’s most famous dolphin and if we keep on harrassing him he will surely HAVE to include No_bob in a strip] but it is quite possible he is stalking me.
As is evidenced in these two strips i just saw on the best and worst of foods. It’s like he ‘gets’ me.
Well, not quite the worst. You need to rely on Garfield for that:
THE ABSOLUTE WORST: