We know the obvious reasons why you might choose to block someone on the Social Medias… so we thought let’s find some out there bizarre unorthodox reasons that people might have for blocking people… yes, that guy…
[The Story So Far: Every Wednesday at 12 noon South African time [6am EDT] an inspired and growing number of brilliant, creative and absolutely fun people from all around the world take part in what is called a Hashtag game. @AFrikkinHashtag [say it out loud] is South Africa’s #1 Hashtag game and is always a lot of fun. The F.L.O.P. [or Fish List Of Prizeworthyness] is the collection of some of the best tweets from each week’s game and is what all seriously comedic Hashtaggers aspire to…]
This was the game that started all the trouble… as it was when Nemesis-in-Training Lisa came on board the AFH train…
So when @KeshaTedder is away, Lisa is right on hand to start passing out raiSINs left right and center. Sigh.
But to be honest we were super stoked to have her on board cos she is an excellent hashtagger and just such a fun person and addition to the AFH UnNamed Ones crew and also great to have a new country – Singapore – represented in a group that already boasts South Africa, Holland, England, Scotland, USA, Canada, Americaland and Australia [okay we don’t boast Australia, but we let them stay, as long as their cricket team keeps losing to ours…]
But ja, Lisa is a lot of fun and vibey energy and she totally brought it to this game which we started by sending out some invitationals:
Their tattoos made me jealous. #UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone
As mentioned Lisa was right in there
#UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone
Always liking but never RT..whats that about…
-blocked— lisa a (@triqu3tra) April 19, 2017
#UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone
He likes Chewy better than Yoda…
How does that work…
-Blocked— lisa a (@triqu3tra) April 19, 2017
#UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone
U suspect they are actually hiding that thing that U2 had been looking for..all this time…— lisa a (@triqu3tra) April 19, 2017
And it was another crazy fun game that brought out the creativity and as always too many tweets to grab them all, but some of the ones that we saw and really liked and thought were F.L.O.P.worthy were these making up the TOP TWEETS list that we like to call:
the FISH LIST OF PRIZEWORTHYNESS
Aricka starts us off and her suggestion is not to be sneezed at:
You're allergic to their cat gifs.#UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone
— I'm Shucked! (@Aricka_Shuck) April 19, 2017
While Toya didn’t beat around the hashtagging bush at all:
They don't play hashtag games #UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone
— Toya (@Solely_Toya) April 19, 2017
No, mom, there is not actually a hashtagging bush. LOL [lots of love]
Jayme was feeling very particular:
Your name begins with an undesirable letter of the alphabet#UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone
— ❤️ Jayme Really (@JaymeMcKenna) April 19, 2017
While i am defanately on board with this reason from the Weasel:
Spelled "DEFINITELY" with an A
— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) April 19, 2017
While this was actually the first time i had seen this and it is so great:
Overuse of the following gif #UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone pic.twitter.com/jlGCIRn8Yq
— Mr. Math (@math_tagger) April 19, 2017
Rowas was definitely on a different plane:
#UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone "We shall transcend these physical bodies – become beings of pure consciousness! At the cost of everyone else!"
— RowanBuchanan-Brown (@RowanbuchananB) April 19, 2017
Dee was feeling a little sensitive:
It felt like they were judging me with that retweet… 😒
— Ɗєє Fєctívє (@deedles420) April 19, 2017
While John is [typically] just completely out of control:
POWER!!! Oh God, the delicious POWER!!!#UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) April 19, 2017
Rob was just being sensible:
You mentioned decaf coffee on your Twitter timeline.#UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone pic.twitter.com/20I2vMFapW
— Rob (@GenericZA) April 19, 2017
Sean was on it #HowDareThey:
They DON'T get all political on Twitter… #UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone@AFrikkinHashtag @BrettFishA @triqu3tra
— Sean (@sergebomba) April 19, 2017
While Katt has her limits:
#UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone
Bad breath— Katt Funny (@KattFunny) April 19, 2017
Richard, just yes…
#UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone
They put "RT if you agree" in every tweet..RT if you agree…
— Richard H (@FeeBooths) April 19, 2017
Dave was just taking it to the next level #Unacceptable
They sell you counterfeit Lego#UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone
— Tarwhine81 (@DaveTarwhine81) April 19, 2017
M!$$ B was just pplain speaking the truth hear:
Your. You're. You are.
Choose wisely.
— M!$$ B (@Wikedfun) April 19, 2017
While ℓєσ9мσиєу had just about had enough:
They brag about wearing pants#UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone
— ℓєσ9мσиєу🦁 (@JMoney731) April 19, 2017
While Ash was getting a headache trying to keep up:
Too many flippin' cats #UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone Yeah, flippin'. Literally.
— Ashes (@ashriel5) April 19, 2017
DFK has a tniop doog here:
…sdrawkcab teewt ylno uoY #uniquereasontoblocksomeone
— DirtyFacedKid (@Dirty_Faced_Kid) April 19, 2017
Brick was fed up with the insanity:
They posted a picture of a hot dog with ketchup on it.#UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone
— Brick Muffinwhistle (@_CWN) April 19, 2017
While Luke’s answer felt a little Force’d:
/Keep bringing up the fact I kissed my sister 😡 "Ben why didn't you tell me?" #UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone pic.twitter.com/yBYBtXPr1h
— Luke Skywalker (@MentorSkywalker) April 19, 2017
Dave was just working towards a goal:
To hit the 10,000th block milestone
— Honest Dave (@Chicken_Noodle) April 19, 2017
Rebel wasn’t convinced:
They can't believe it's not butter. #UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone
— Rebel With A Cause (@tequilarebel) April 19, 2017
This is true of so many people actually:
Your 140 characters take 140 seconds to comprehend. . . #uniquereasontoblocksomeone
— DirtyFacedKid (@Dirty_Faced_Kid) April 19, 2017
Dave’s seems like a terrible suggestion…until…
#UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone
They love dolphins.
(Because they're delicious 😲)— Dave Moulden (@DraftieDawson) April 19, 2017
While Andy was just speaking all the sense:
#UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone They put the milk in before the tea.
— Andy Roberts (@AndrewRoberts66) April 19, 2017
Warren was just being obedient:
You were told to in a dream…#UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone
— Warrenpeace (@SideOfHashTags) April 19, 2017
Don’t think so felt compelled #NothingPersonal:
Follower count must always be an even number #UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone pic.twitter.com/6jZ0xXXKva
— Dont Thinkso 👁 (@DontThinkso555) April 19, 2017
Barry got caught up in that whole inheritance thing:
He really was an African prince and sued you for slander
— Barry Walsh (@Danzig303) April 19, 2017
While Craig’s reasons were purely cultural:
Differing opinions about what the lyrics to Hotel California mean #UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone
— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) April 19, 2017
While Connie was just doing the math:
#UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone Too many jokey tweets about calculus.
— Connie (@xonjie123) April 19, 2017
Phishgod seems to feel pretty strongly:
Kale!
–yr blocked!— Phishgod (@chiefplan1) April 19, 2017
While Dave was trying to picture a world:
#UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone
👣❤🌼They 👈 use🔦 too 🙌 many 🐦 emojis 🍨 when 💣 they 🚗 tweet🐉 which 🎸 can 🎠 be 🍔 really 🙀 annoying 😠🎂🎈🐳🍷🍭🗼🚒🚔🚩⤵— Dave Moulden (@DraftieDawson) April 19, 2017
Sho, it is always a lot of fun to go through an old game again and reread the tweets that were selected but there are some really fun and great ones today – well done everyone. There were however, four that rose to the top of the Twitterer pile and those are going to make up this week’s
F.L.O.P. FOUR
[4] Sishir’s is here on absolute merit:
They pronounce it "jif"#UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone
— Sishir Chetri (@SishirChetri) April 19, 2017
[3] Tee had done the research:
#UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone
4 out of 5 dentists recommended that you should. The 5th one was on facebook.— Tee (@liltr2) April 19, 2017
[2] This is so yes on so many levels #ThatAllcontainTracesOfTofu
You're from Steak but they're from Tofu. #uniquereasontoblocksomeone
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) April 19, 2017
[1] While top misdirectional points slam dunk and this week’s winner goes to this Heart of Gold tweet
#UniqueReasonToBlockSomeone They still have their balls while you don't.
wait, this isn't #EunuchReasonToBlockSomeone is it? Nevermind.
— PervWithAHeartOfGold (@PervHeartOfGold) April 19, 2017
Well done everyone and thanks for playing. If your tweets are family friendly we will likely like and RT them and if they are overly FUN, CLEVER, MISDIRECTIONAL, RANDOM [but related] or PUNNY they have the best of chances to make it into a F.L.O.P. Top Tweets list. So keep them coming and we will continue doing our best to create fun and enjoyable-to-play frikkin hashtagging games.
Special thanks to Lisa [who is great despite all that nemesis stuff] and the cast and crew of The UnNamed Ones…
If you’d like to try your hand at co-hosting a fun game, gimme a shout. Til then please keep the WIT in the Twitterer
love brett fish and No_bob [the world’s most famous stuffed dolphin]
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