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i scored last nite (before lanning starcraft with carl marx)

well i guess officially you could say it was late afternoon or early evening, definitely not nite per say but yes, in a complete thrashing of western province cricket club ('hockey team' i should add otherwise it might look like an unfair match-up, oh wait it clearly was) 8 goals to 2, i scored the last (and i like to think, defining) goal of the match. and it was great. i think it was the [...]

By |2010-07-25T05:24:32+02:00July 25th, 2010|humour'ish, sport and games|0 Comments

you don't know Jack – part chew

more great Jack Handeyisms: I don't pretend to have all the answers. I don't pretend to even know what the questions are. Hey, where am I? I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world. He'd get right up next to your face and yell, and if you didn't have the right answers, mister, you'd be peeling potatoes or changing the latrine. Hey, wait. I wasn't in [...]

By |2010-07-24T04:22:38+02:00July 24th, 2010|humour'ish|1 Comment

latest Get Rid of Me news

so last i looked we were juuuuust below the 500 mark in the 18 countries 6 months competition and would really dig it if you could vote again cos the more votes the more chances of hitting that lovely random pic much appreciate for anyone who has been and does - one vote every twenty four hour period i believe: thankx a lot may chocolate follow you but not in a stalkery psycho killer way

By |2010-07-23T10:58:47+02:00July 23rd, 2010|and other animals.|0 Comments

you don't know jack [question mark] part Juan

so i found out yesterday for sure sure that jack handey is a real person - for years i was one (of many apparently - thankx wrinklypedia) who suspected he might not be an actual person but a collective grouping of like minded humourous quote writing peoples quotes anyways i am sure a lot of you have never heard of him and so i decided to post some of my favourite jack handey deep thorts [...]

By |2010-07-23T09:58:01+02:00July 23rd, 2010|humour'ish|2 Comments

oops, i did it

i just realised i blogged the same quote twice awkward i'll be okay, though, maybe three extra people will read it in fact you would have been far more inspirationalised had you read that one again in fact why are you still reading this one, can't you see it's about nothing in particular it is not going to get better anytime soon, i'm almost sure, so stop reading and go and do something else seriously, [...]

By |2010-07-22T09:08:34+02:00July 22nd, 2010|and other animals., humour'ish, shtupidt people|1 Comment

the point: reasons to not hate Christ-ianity

so i recently wrote a 5 part ‘reasons to hate Christianity’ blog series which was (for those who read it) intended to be a tongue-in-cheek statement on some of the basic things Christianity is actually meant to be about – things like love and forgiveness and looking after people in need which are all things that actually no-one in their right mind would hate... but yet people hate christianity and have issues with the church... [...]

By |2010-07-21T11:33:20+02:00July 21st, 2010|change the world, church, God stuff, shtupidt people|2 Comments

get rid of me update

hey hey so i entered this comp where the beautiful val and myself can win a trip of 18 countries in 6 months which would be an amazing in between time for after this season of life and preparation for what's next and hopefully opportunity to write and let's be honest a huge big party at the moment i have 313 votes - it is a lottery so any random person with one vote can [...]

By |2010-07-21T04:56:36+02:00July 21st, 2010|life, the beautiful Val (tbV)|0 Comments

yearning your way to be a better church

in this amazing book 'Exiles' by Michael Frost i am reading i came upon this quote today by antoine de saint-exupery - 'If you want to build a ship, don't summon people to buy wood, prepare tools, distribute jobs and organise the work. Teach people the yearning for the wide, boundless ocean.' if they build it they will come kind of idea - another move in the big what is church wrestling currently taking place [...]

By |2010-07-20T11:17:00+02:00July 20th, 2010|change the world, church, God stuff, what i am reading|0 Comments

Hard Get Pregnant?

ad on the side of my screen on Facebook: Hard Get Pregnant? Pregnancy Miracle will show you how to maximise chances of getting pregnant. Pregnancy Miracle will show you how to have healthy babies. let me get this straight - you start off with the heading 'Hard Get Pregnant?' and you want me to trust you with the future mother of my kids... you have got to be joking. Hard Get Chocolate? that link i [...]

By |2010-07-20T06:08:31+02:00July 20th, 2010|Uncategorized|1 Comment
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