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what is the difference between a t-spoon and a sock?

the answer is nothing, there is no difference well, besides the obvious of course - i mean one is generally made out of metal and oh wait, teaspoons are also generally made out of metal... back to no main differences altho imagine a sock made out of teaspoons, that would look pretty cool - kinda like a chain mailish type of sock - protection against 'the arrow that got away' or something - but it [...]

By |2010-07-29T04:57:39+02:00July 29th, 2010|and other animals.|1 Comment

latest Get Rid of Me news

so last i looked we were juuuuust below the 500 mark in the 18 countries 6 months competition and would really dig it if you could vote again cos the more votes the more chances of hitting that lovely random pic much appreciate for anyone who has been and does - one vote every twenty four hour period i believe: thankx a lot may chocolate follow you but not in a stalkery psycho killer way

By |2010-07-23T10:58:47+02:00July 23rd, 2010|and other animals.|0 Comments

oops, i did it

i just realised i blogged the same quote twice awkward i'll be okay, though, maybe three extra people will read it in fact you would have been far more inspirationalised had you read that one again in fact why are you still reading this one, can't you see it's about nothing in particular it is not going to get better anytime soon, i'm almost sure, so stop reading and go and do something else seriously, [...]

By |2010-07-22T09:08:34+02:00July 22nd, 2010|and other animals., humour'ish, shtupidt people|1 Comment

lesson for phone technicials

so last week my phone stopped connecting to the internet - not a train smash cos i don't inet much on my phone but just a nuisance really so i phoned the phone network (don't want to mention names but rhymes with spurgeon and starts with a V... and is Virgin) and chatted to someone who referred me to someone in the technical department cos after all it was a technical issue 'sent me' settings [...]

By |2010-07-16T08:43:16+02:00July 16th, 2010|and other animals., humour'ish, life, shtupidt people|2 Comments

perfection quotient

has anyone heard of this new term being bandied about - perfection quotient - as a purely subjective means of describing a thing in terms of how closely it comes - in your mind and appreciation - to being perfect... so yesterday i made a peppermint crisp tart which was incredible but definitely not perfect so i would give it a perfection quotient of 1.3 which means basically it scores an 8.7 out of ten [...]

By |2010-06-26T07:17:23+02:00June 26th, 2010|and other animals.|0 Comments

oh shucks, you're racist!

so my good friend megan – who i used to watch bad movies with (not bad as in naughty, but we used to on occasion find something that would more than likely be awful and watch it and usually have one or two classic lines that would be private joke humour and that i would occasionally sneak into a sermon in church so megan would just break into raucous laughter and everyone would think she [...]

By |2010-06-10T06:15:51+02:00June 10th, 2010|and other animals.|6 Comments

What Would Barney Do?

so my beautiful wife Valerie for some reason purchased some Playtime Barney the Dinosaur Cupcakes (she claims it was the purple icing and i quote – “that was the only reason”) and decided to make them for cell tonite (church, not terrorist) and so she did – the actual cupcakes were green in hue and she was not mightily impressed and we were also one cupcake holder paper cup vibe short of the twelve they [...]

I….AM…..CYN-THI-A!!!

[to the tune of 'I am Spartacus' and yes it's okay that most of you don't know who that is but let google be your friend - ignorance away!] so this last week tbV and mself had been invited to speak at the national Scripture Union staff conference held at Rocklands campsite in Simonstown. as we interacted with them on the first night and during the next day this one lady stood far out from [...]

God is not a white man (altho may change veg to sweets)

so i met a cool metallic (as in bits of metal protruding froma  variety of face places) german last nite who surprised me by saying he is second year bible college in durban (not your average bible college look, it was great) and proceeded to show me this music video by michael gunga i think it is on his phone - it is very cool (and yes the bit about the flying hamster/guinea pig does [...]

By |2010-04-13T08:22:54+02:00April 13th, 2010|and other animals., God stuff, humour'ish|1 Comment
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