so those of you who know me know that i use the word 'vibe' a lot noun: look at that vibe verb: let's vibe tonite adjective : the service was vibing last nite adverb: we played hockey vibedly pronoun: the sandwich is vibe the table... okay, well not yet, but any day now... i dig the word - it's a vibe anyways it is also the name of our junior youth group (grade 4 to [...]
so last week my phone stopped connecting to the internet - not a train smash cos i don't inet much on my phone but just a nuisance really so i phoned the phone network (don't want to mention names but rhymes with spurgeon and starts with a V... and is Virgin) and chatted to someone who referred me to someone in the technical department cos after all it was a technical issue 'sent me' settings [...]
was it just me or did anyone else watching the latest Leon Shuster movie notice the two BLATANT thieveries he committed from that brilliant show 'Trigger Happy' from the UK [think man in snail suit crawling across pedestrian crossing in front of a growing irate stream of traffic or else people in giant animal suits beating each other up and of course the giant cellphone and nokia ringtone - "HELLO, WHAT? NO I'M IN A [...]
so my beautiful wife Valerie for some reason purchased some Playtime Barney the Dinosaur Cupcakes (she claims it was the purple icing and i quote – “that was the only reason”) and decided to make them for cell tonite (church, not terrorist) and so she did – the actual cupcakes were green in hue and she was not mightily impressed and we were also one cupcake holder paper cup vibe short of the twelve they [...]
so i met a cool metallic (as in bits of metal protruding froma variety of face places) german last nite who surprised me by saying he is second year bible college in durban (not your average bible college look, it was great) and proceeded to show me this music video by michael gunga i think it is on his phone - it is very cool (and yes the bit about the flying hamster/guinea pig does [...]
so the other day Julius Malema in a speech at the University of Johannesburg sings a song with the lyrics 'kill the boers (farmer), they are rapists' the next day an ANC spokesman Jackson Mthembu (interviewed in his jail cell after being arrested for drunk driving) says the lyrics of the song has been quoted out of context - if you don't look at the song in its entirety, then you lose the meaning (cos [...]
so you know how they say ‘men who guard the money never smile’? okay, well they should. yesterday at the neelsie i walked round the corner carrying a table with chris to the elevator and as we rounded the corner two guys with hand guns stepped out – they were the money guarding people – third guy came round the corner with the bag which didn’t look all that big – and it’s the neelsie [...]