more great Jack Handeyisms: I don't pretend to have all the answers. I don't pretend to even know what the questions are. Hey, where am I? I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world. He'd get right up next to your face and yell, and if you didn't have the right answers, mister, you'd be peeling potatoes or changing the latrine. Hey, wait. I wasn't in [...]
so i found out yesterday for sure sure that jack handey is a real person - for years i was one (of many apparently - thankx wrinklypedia) who suspected he might not be an actual person but a collective grouping of like minded humourous quote writing peoples quotes anyways i am sure a lot of you have never heard of him and so i decided to post some of my favourite jack handey deep thorts [...]
“Sometimes i wish i was dead. Wait, not me, you.” [Jack Handey] ah, one of my most favourite darker deep thorts by JH. and never true in my life in that i ever wished someone else was dead but on thursday nite i did want to walk down into the audience and slap a few people in the head (i didn’t!) i was asked to provide some entertainment at a herschel-and-other-schools christian union pizza and [...]