humour’ish

who would've thort washing was the dirty option?

wow, so lots of men's toilets feedback, seems like a lot of guys have put some serious thort into this one... and from the feedback, it makes a lot of sense that washing your hands in the restroom may not actually be as clean as we would like it to be - the scenario being that once men have "touched their junk" as the popular phrase seems to be (because civilised people are not allowed [...]

By |2010-12-22T09:47:56+02:00December 22nd, 2010|humour'ish|5 Comments

if you have-to-pee and you know it wash your hands?

so today i was shopping at century city. yes, 4 days before, call me a madman. at some point i needed to go to the toilet and so i walked into one and waited for the sitting toilets (urinal'ing with four bags in your hand is a talent i am not quite yet proficient yet) and while i was waiting and old man came in and washed his hands and then dried them and then [...]

By |2010-12-21T18:50:26+02:00December 21st, 2010|humour'ish|3 Comments

quality dilbert

i went thru a phase of really enjoying dilbert comics and bought a whole bunch of the annuals and watched the super-secret-flippinly-weird-but-fun short-lived dilbert animated series (thankx simon van wyk) and i really dig it because that's what got me hooked on Pearls Before Swine cartoons by stephan pastis which are really amazing and which arrive in my inbox on a daily basis and so i have not read dilbert for a long time but [...]

By |2010-12-21T10:56:44+02:00December 21st, 2010|humour'ish|0 Comments

Good Will(ed) Acting

so last nite the beautiful val and myself went off to support theatresports stalwart megan furniss' new directed play 'Good Will Acting' at the Kalk Bay theatre, strangely enuff in Kalk Bay and had a really fun and delightingful time. you should go! no really, do it! the two part play revolves around the concept of four out of work actors (the corporate they were booked for was cancelled) during the december holidays who eventually [...]

By |2010-12-09T07:31:17+02:00December 9th, 2010|activities, humour'ish, local news|1 Comment

botswanan reflections: dreadlocked humour

so we just came back from a trip to botswana with our good friends dreadlock mike (i call him that because his name is mike and he has, well, you know...) and nancy the twin (name is nancy and...) and friends and both of these incidents happened on either side of the botswanan trip, but they are related and quite funny so i thort i'd share... the beautiful val and i fly up to the [...]

By |2010-12-05T05:12:44+02:00December 5th, 2010|and other animals., humour'ish|0 Comments

catflap man, catflap man… he does anything except…

so two nites ago we get a knock on our security complex apartment door at around 9.30pm and so being the nice friendly neighbourly guy i am i go and open it and it's not nice to call someone a weirdo on first impression so i feel unable to describe to you the person who was outside the door [strange, cos usually an unexpected knock that late at nite at our complex means they've pulled [...]

By |2010-11-22T05:57:31+02:00November 22nd, 2010|and other animals., humour'ish, people|3 Comments

seriously dude, back slowly away from my hockey stick bag…

and by 'my' i mean nick black who lent me his hockey stick and bag after mine was savagely taken from somewhere probably (seems to be my trend) so anyways, the other day before a hockey match i was getting ready in the changerooms and by chance glanced down at my hockey stick bag and - kidding you notness taking place here by me of you - there is a little red circle near the [...]

By |2010-11-17T13:26:57+02:00November 17th, 2010|and other animals., humour'ish|0 Comments

every time you shave a moustache dies

so someone sent me this band link with the line "hey dude, i didn't know you played bass" and if you watch the first ten seconds of the music video you might double take like every single person did in this house when "i" come round the corner - classic... but great title for a song anyways... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjPcW88sLCg

By |2010-11-05T16:59:52+02:00November 5th, 2010|humour'ish, life|1 Comment
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