the beautiful valerie

birthday words… for a tbV

hey there, gather round and listen up step yourself a little closer so-i can tell you what is up on this day, the very 25 of may there are a few things that I feel that I have got to say first of all, we find ourselves upon a special day so, let’s all join with one another and hip hip hooray and give some applause, and much due celebration to the woman of, this [...]

the sermon preaching the preacher

so last nite we had another incredible time with enGAGE – our church congregation – i preached a talk called ‘The Crit of the Hippo’ – crit being and assessment, a mark, an evaluation... and hippo being a really big creature... so The Big Evaluation essentially... and of course the words ‘crit’ and ‘hippo’ combining nicely to form the word ‘hypocrite’ of which the original meaning was simply actor – so being someone you are [...]

By |2010-05-10T09:04:38+02:00May 10th, 2010|change the world, church, the beautiful Val (tbV)|3 Comments

it's official – that is high-fiveable!

the combined talents of the beautiful Val (aka tbV) and Michael-John (aka Muscle-John, agent of the stars) and brett FISH anderson (owner of the world's most famous stuffed dolphin, No_bob, who still doesn't!) bring you the new word that is about to sweep the world... are you ready... for... "HIGH-FIVEABLE" "Astonishing" [time magazine] "Mouth-wateringly cathartic" [the daily post] "if it was a tangible thing, i'd have one under every chair" [oprah] that's right - your [...]

By |2010-03-25T05:26:02+02:00March 25th, 2010|change the world|1 Comment

the irrelevance of standing under a chocolate.

i don't understand chocolate - i know something about cocoa beans but that's about it - possibly a glass and a half of milk in certain brands and a handful of raiSINs in other overly disobedient and retarded versions - and a bunch about it liking to stick around and be an accessory to your body long after the eating date (friends with unbenefits?) and also that when it goes white it is old (if [...]

free, free, i'm free…

arr, so last nite of crew before baptist summer camp 1 (1000ish young people) arrive and my friend Craig Fincham leads a devotion/crew-building moment and confesses some stuff to the team and God who has been loudly whispering (well i have been incessantly converting His calls to a whisper so as not to pay too much attention to them) to me decides this is a moment of truth (MOT) moment to SCREAM at me - [...]

By |2009-12-22T07:11:49+02:00December 22nd, 2009|God stuff, life, relationships, sport and games|0 Comments
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