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poem: twice prodigal

Twice Prodigal Have I walked this path? I can not remember having come this way before; Yet... strange feeling of familiarity haunts me As each step I take brings me closer to home... I still taste the pods I fed those wretched swine A plague reminder of my sin and shame upon my tongue Hazy images of the land I'm walking: Imagination.. ...or memory? Something is not quite right Can't put my finger on it Inheritance [...]

By |2010-04-06T03:49:11+02:00April 6th, 2010|God stuff, life, shtupidt people|0 Comments

the malzumbenray files part judging the (tangled) knot

THE SETUP so i have been thinking about this quite a lot lately, especially after i received a mail immediately after my last you-got-to-be-kidding-malema post from my friend mel lovingly rebuking me or at the very least challenging me on my bash-the-leader stance [if the Bible says respect and pray for your leaders who God has putten over you...] which was really great and a whole thort in itself [the confrontation from Mel i mean, [...]

By |2010-03-15T05:05:22+02:00March 15th, 2010|change the world, God stuff, life, shtupidt people|3 Comments

the Malema files, part REALLY?

so the other day Julius Malema in a speech at the University of Johannesburg sings a song with the lyrics 'kill the boers (farmer), they are rapists' the next day an ANC spokesman Jackson Mthembu (interviewed in his jail cell after being arrested for drunk driving) says the lyrics of the song has been quoted out of context - if you don't look at the song in its entirety, then you lose the meaning (cos [...]

By |2010-03-13T06:06:17+02:00March 13th, 2010|and other animals., humour'ish, shtupidt people|2 Comments

Not on my lemur's watch!

ah so he’s at it again, my good fiend Julius Malema this time there’s rumours of him receiving a bunch of business tenders for his companies from the government. basically a case of you scratch my back, I fill your account and the initial comment from Mr Julius is that he is receiving no money except his salary. and then the newspaper had quoted his salary as being R20 000 and his only comment on [...]

By |2010-02-27T04:23:36+02:00February 27th, 2010|and other animals., life, shtupidt people|1 Comment

days of our (my) virgin lies

i just spoke to a woman called Sijabulile on the phone at the virgin Customer sCare desk concerning a money-being-owed-to-me-by-virgin issue and she was very friendly and professional. she checked my information, she understood the problem and assured me it was being taken care of. she even emailed the billing department to inquire as to why the payment had not gone through yet. she updated my email details and set me up for billing confirmation. [...]

By |2010-02-13T13:38:36+02:00February 13th, 2010|and other animals., life, shtupidt people|0 Comments

the julius dil-(en)-emma

hm, okay this is so soon after my 'learn something new about jacob zuma so i can maybe see him as a person' post but after the last few days (building on the last year) wow i just struggle with Julius Malema and maybe need to meet up with his mom or close friend or something because he... like really? REALLY? like... ghah! i don't understand why the ANC tolerate him - to be honest [...]

By |2010-02-03T10:01:38+02:00February 3rd, 2010|and other animals., shtupidt people|2 Comments

hitler's mom

so i read in the newspaper today before church (stocking up on caffeine and chocolate crouissant at the bp) that Jacob Zuma (our president) has fathered another child. i never used to like Zuma. i heard a lot of bad things about him and saw him involved in some criminal cases with various accusations and he made some infamously bad statements about showering preventing AIDS (after being head of some AIDS council or something) and [...]

i wish you were dead (part I)

“Sometimes i wish i was dead. Wait, not me, you.” [Jack Handey] ah, one of my most favourite darker deep thorts by JH. and never true in my life in that i ever wished someone else was dead but on thursday nite i did want to walk down into the audience and slap a few people in the head (i didn’t!) i was asked to provide some entertainment at a herschel-and-other-schools christian union pizza and [...]

By |2010-01-24T04:54:53+02:00January 24th, 2010|God stuff, life, people, shtupidt people|0 Comments

stupid people who would benefit from permanent duct-tapeage

so yesterday i was listening to 5fm and one of the useless stand in dj's was having a pretty random half-hearted brainless discussion about the trafficking and prostitution for the world cup that is happening and going to be happening in SA... and then they opened the lines for phone calls and apparently only let stupid people call in who were mostly guys finishing off with "i'll sign up for that job" followed by stupid [...]

By |2010-01-12T22:25:12+02:00January 12th, 2010|shtupidt people|3 Comments
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