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A Series of Un-phoned-tunate Events

So i had my phone stolen out of my hand at a red traffic light yesterday. Not my finest moment and followed by a combination of feelings of sad and angry and maybe embarrassed. But there are a billion worse things happening to a billion other people [like Nick who just had his house robbed and a whole lot of expensive video equipment stolen, or my mate Napoleon who it seems has been wrongfully arrested and [...]

By |2017-02-22T08:38:31+02:00February 22nd, 2017|life|4 Comments

what would Jesus play? [and other reflections on Arisefest 2010]

sometimes i like to picture Jesus in a modern day setting and wonder how His life and ministry would have looked if it was 2011 when God decided to come to earth in human form to settle the original score instead of 2000ish years ago would He have watched movies or played computer games? Would He have had His own Facebook page or blog? Would Jesus own a cellphone (my thorts are He probably wouldn’t [...]

lesson for phone technicials

so last week my phone stopped connecting to the internet - not a train smash cos i don't inet much on my phone but just a nuisance really so i phoned the phone network (don't want to mention names but rhymes with spurgeon and starts with a V... and is Virgin) and chatted to someone who referred me to someone in the technical department cos after all it was a technical issue 'sent me' settings [...]

By |2010-07-16T08:43:16+02:00July 16th, 2010|and other animals., humour'ish, life, shtupidt people|2 Comments

Pome: Cell'ing your soul (a.k.a Sign on the dotted telephone line)

Ah, there you are I sense you, reaching for me again Not because you need me Just because you need to make sure I'm there I am your preciouss "A convenience" was my way in "A necessity" is what I've become But you don't even notice As I continue to slowly, subtly infiltrate your life You smile as you convince yourself that you are in charge And back it up by reminding the world that [...]

By |2010-05-03T06:17:05+02:00May 3rd, 2010|poems and other creativity|1 Comment

days of our (my) virgin lies

i just spoke to a woman called Sijabulile on the phone at the virgin Customer sCare desk concerning a money-being-owed-to-me-by-virgin issue and she was very friendly and professional. she checked my information, she understood the problem and assured me it was being taken care of. she even emailed the billing department to inquire as to why the payment had not gone through yet. she updated my email details and set me up for billing confirmation. [...]

By |2010-02-13T13:38:36+02:00February 13th, 2010|and other animals., life, shtupidt people|0 Comments
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