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latest Get Rid of Me news

so last i looked we were juuuuust below the 500 mark in the 18 countries 6 months competition and would really dig it if you could vote again cos the more votes the more chances of hitting that lovely random pic much appreciate for anyone who has been and does - one vote every twenty four hour period i believe: thankx a lot may chocolate follow you but not in a stalkery psycho killer way

By |2010-07-23T10:58:47+02:00July 23rd, 2010|and other animals.|0 Comments

Hard Get Pregnant?

ad on the side of my screen on Facebook: Hard Get Pregnant? Pregnancy Miracle will show you how to maximise chances of getting pregnant. Pregnancy Miracle will show you how to have healthy babies. let me get this straight - you start off with the heading 'Hard Get Pregnant?' and you want me to trust you with the future mother of my kids... you have got to be joking. Hard Get Chocolate? that link i [...]

By |2010-07-20T06:08:31+02:00July 20th, 2010|Uncategorized|1 Comment

hitler's mom

so i read in the newspaper today before church (stocking up on caffeine and chocolate crouissant at the bp) that Jacob Zuma (our president) has fathered another child. i never used to like Zuma. i heard a lot of bad things about him and saw him involved in some criminal cases with various accusations and he made some infamously bad statements about showering preventing AIDS (after being head of some AIDS council or something) and [...]

the irrelevance of standing under a chocolate.

i don't understand chocolate - i know something about cocoa beans but that's about it - possibly a glass and a half of milk in certain brands and a handful of raiSINs in other overly disobedient and retarded versions - and a bunch about it liking to stick around and be an accessory to your body long after the eating date (friends with unbenefits?) and also that when it goes white it is old (if [...]

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