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Join me and give up ____ in 2018

A long time ago - in this galaxy -  gave up Coke [the drink] and chocolate for a year. Before that i used to drink about 500ml Coke every 2 or 3 days, and me and chocolate! The Coke was quite easy and after that year i found that i had developed an anti-taste for Coke and even today rarely drink it, except perhaps after a sporting event or at a party if there is [...]

By | 2017-10-06T07:22:38+00:00 October 6th, 2017|activities, challenges, Food and foodlike things|1 Comment

One way to love your spouse better – Brett Fish [Love them in the best way they receive it]

one story tbV [the beautiful Val] enjoys telling is how after a month of us dating she had a bedside drawer full of chocolate... why is this significant? well, i spent a lot of time giving tbV chocolate as a way of showing i loved her, but she is not a big fan of chocolate, preferring sour sweets instead and so basically i invested a month or so in making Val's housemate very happy. i [...]

elementary my dear w

yesterday tbV and now my friend as well, brian watson, dropped in for a visit... from South Africa, brian is in the middle of doing his PHD in Arizona in stuff you would have to hear to not really understand [altho solar power and keeping particles the right distance from each other and a billionth of a meter thin wire all enter into it] and it was great to get to see him. he is [...]

The Tenth round of Brett Andy voting… fire up those click fingers…

Back in the day there was a funny guy called Jack Handey who wrote deep thorts like: 'One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one. I had to laugh. Laugh and laugh. Because I didn't know, and I thought that maybe by laughing he would forget what he asked me.' [Jack Handey] [...]

By | 2011-08-15T23:06:18+00:00 August 15th, 2011|Uncategorized|15 Comments

april 8 brett andy quotes to be voted upon…

so one of my favourite funny people in life is a guy called Jack Handey who used to write one liners that were used on SNL such as: "Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room, talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books." [Jack Handey] and: "Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her [...]

By | 2011-04-08T12:15:10+00:00 April 8th, 2011|humour'ish|11 Comments

the highest form of chocolate

i read this t-shirt once that said "forget love, i want to fall in chocolate" - now while i disagree completely, because love is a pretty amazing thing, i do still like the idea of the possibility of one day falling into chocolate... mmmm cho-co-late [in best homer simpson impressioned voice] but until that happens, i thort it was time to share my secrets with the world - i like chocolate on occasion... or occasions... [...]

By | 2010-10-29T10:06:04+00:00 October 29th, 2010|activities, life, love and chocolate|2 Comments

so mister John of Ellis (formerly of 63 Trees) what i want to know is…

so it seems like people continue to have an interest in the john ellis... um i'm not sure it's a saga, i think you need three movies for that, but new direction-taking-focus-ment? anyways i said to john, "hey john, people have questions" and john said to me "ask me those questions" so i said "Okay, but i just don't have them yet" and so this is where you come in... if you have a question [...]

you don't know jack (which can be handey i guess)

Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies? One eats leaves, and the other eats caterpillars. Oh, I see now. I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in it, because do you hide from it or not? It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back [...]

By | 2010-07-27T08:06:44+00:00 July 27th, 2010|humour'ish|1 Comment

latest Get Rid of Me news

so last i looked we were juuuuust below the 500 mark in the 18 countries 6 months competition and would really dig it if you could vote again cos the more votes the more chances of hitting that lovely random pic much appreciate for anyone who has been and does - one vote every twenty four hour period i believe: thankx a lot may chocolate follow you but not in a stalkery psycho killer way

By | 2010-07-23T10:58:47+00:00 July 23rd, 2010|and other animals.|0 Comments

Hard Get Pregnant?

ad on the side of my screen on Facebook: Hard Get Pregnant? Pregnancy Miracle will show you how to maximise chances of getting pregnant. Pregnancy Miracle will show you how to have healthy babies. let me get this straight - you start off with the heading 'Hard Get Pregnant?' and you want me to trust you with the future mother of my kids... you have got to be joking. Hard Get Chocolate? that link i [...]

By | 2010-07-20T06:08:31+00:00 July 20th, 2010|Uncategorized|1 Comment